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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Well, i've played since like 10 AM til 5 PM, and I gotta say, THE Wii OWNS XBOX360 AND PS3!!! Even though I have never played the 360 or PS3 yet, the Wii already owns them. I played with 3 other friends. Suprisingly enough, Wii Sports (the game that comes with the Wii system) was like 10x better than LoZ TP, or Red Steel, maybe because of the secksy multiplayer. Now, you might be thinking, 'LOL, wtf noname, LoZ powns sports, wtf is sports anyways?' but, b4 u say something like that, be sure to have played 4 player mode with the games. We fucking had a blast making the Mii people, they look hilarious. Here are my Reviews. Wii Sports - Mini-games that include Tennis (my fav), Bowling (second fav), Boxing, Baseball, and Golf. Tennis was so fucking fun, we played that like 1/3 of the time alone, you got to whip the ball at people, and it was so funny to watch the replay when you see your guy madly hitting the air and missing the ball. Bowling was a bananza, I came up with the perfect stratagy to get a strike and owned everyone, I got 3 strikes in a row  I was VERY impressed by the pin physics.Baseball was kind of dumb, hard to do multiplayer on it, and I could never hit the damn ball  but it was fun pitching. Boxing was awesome (even though i got powned), you got to dodge attacks, block, and give them a punch to the mutha fucking face, boom hs! Golf was pretty secksy, took lots of skill in it, pretty fun/time comsuming to practice your swings so you're absolutly sure you can hit it right, impressing physics, and a whole lot of ownage. All in one mini-game  Score: 10/10 LoZ TP (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) - The famous Adventure game series that we all know and love. I'll say that LoZ is pretty damn secksy, personally, i'm getting to think that this is Windwaker and Ocarina combined, I must say, i'm disappointed, i wanted more originality, but when you are the Wolf, it makes the game a lot more secksy. Score: 9/10 Red Steel - An FPS (First Person Shooter) with some swords in it. Mmmm... Red Steel was kind of annoying, you had lots of times in the game where I wanted to smash my Wii because I couldn't aim for fuck, even when I put it on low sensitivity I'll say that the Singleplayer was 10x funner than Multiplayer. But, I gotta say, it kept me playing.Score: 8.5/10 Wii - Fucking amazing, I even played Super Mario 64 on it from the Wii Store, I can't wait for more old skool games to come out to play  The Wii was way more than I expected with Wii Sports and the other games, compared to my first time playing GC and Wii, I gotta say that the Wii has NO competition there, EXTREMELY more secksy than GC. You PS3/Xbox360 fanatics can doubt all you want, but the Wii is one of those 'See it to believe it' things, but in this case, it's more like 'Play it to believe it'. The Wii is CHEAPER, FUNNER, MORE GAMES (when they come), MULTIPLE CONSOLES, has a NEWS CHANNEL (wtf?), and even a WEATHER CHANNEL (more wtf?), and a lot more to come soon. If you haven't tryed the Wii yet, GET YOUR ASS TO ONE RIGHT NOW!Score: 10/10 And that is my review/hands-on for the Wii 
Edited Mon Nov 20 2006, 01:33AM
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Yeah woo. Wii revolutionized gaming forever, and Im sure that its goin to live up to its expectations, and even higher then some. Unfortunetely, I had to work both days I planned to wait outside in line for it, so I missed it. But since they plan to have more before the years end, Im sure that Ill be able to get some then. Wii rules
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Registered Member #394
Joined: Tue Aug 22 2006, 05:20AMPosts: 115 |
I was reading a review today in the sunday paper that had some opinions on all the newest consoles out there. Now this reviewer seemd to know their shit and the article was pretty in depth. After all was said this guy said he had more damn fun playing Wii than all the other consoles. I also saw a tv add about it and it looked like fun. Ive never played a console game (except back in the Atari years) but I may look into this one just for shits and giggles. | ||
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
Registered Member #59
Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
for the love of god, why did they call it the wee? "Im gonna go wee for a few hours mom, dont bother me" silly. : ) | ||
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
Lol yeah, do not buy Red Steel though, it looks like it is the worst game for the Wii. I suggest just getting Wii Sports and Legend of Zelda if you want something good. Or you can get the Monkey Ball one, they said that that game is the best game to show off what the Wii is capable of doing. I suggest gettin that one  Wii rules, long live Nintendo!
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Ruler of all that is pocky
Registered Member #28
Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
I have been playing wii all day also it is defnatly the best system I ever seen. The wii sports are awsome and I hate sports games in general but the wii makes me want to play thier sports games. Defnatly the wii sports game is a great game on its own but it is defnatly the best free game to come out with a system. Red steel so far has taken Best FPS in my list if you havent played it do so and if you dont have awii or the game kill someone and thier theirs it is that good lol. All I gotta say is nintendo came though and I am going to love to watch as the wii grows. |
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
i dont care what u say lol 360 is the best...but what nintendo came out with is pretty tight | ||
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Ruler of all that is pocky
Registered Member #28
Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PM Posts: 704 |
dude microsoft couldnt hold a cnadle to anything nintendo has ever made regular nintedo beats the 360. Felt like adding ot the dissing. Think of it this way the regular nintendo sells for hundreds of dollers still almsot as much as the Xbox. People speak of their regular nintendo with pride about how back in the day mario was a bad ass mother fucker and still is. When you hear Xbox players they dont talk about thier old Xbox unless they talk about halo. No one wants to rember the older Xbox only the newer one lol. The nintedo will love on in the herts of thier user for all eternity. Sum it up peopel have pride in the old nintedos they played but not the case with most Xbox players lol. Edited Mon Nov 20 2006, 02:20PM |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
LOL! 360...Bill Gates can pull down my loinies and suck my scrotum. His console wont hold up for long, but it will finish second in the console race. The Wii is going to break the console record (Nintendo will do it again in less then 2 years) that was already set by the Nintendo DS. If you read Game Informer, there is an article that he wanted it to resemble the DS and be sold for 100 bucks. Yeah, hes the man! At 250 bucks, I see this console as the best to come for a while. Not only that, it has the best capabilities. It doesnt have the best graphics, but damn, who needs graphics when its so damn fun! Aha Bill Gates you fuck! Better luck next time, nerdsy. I cant wait till Mac beats them in sales. | ||
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Ownage in a Can
Registered Member #423
Joined: Tue Sep 12 2006, 12:06PMPosts: 72 |
SOunds pretty gangster. | ||
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