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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Graffiti wrote ... Frstly my thread isnt about weed Really? I guess I misread your previous post. Wait let me check it again… Graffiti wrote ... im interested in moving up in the drug world so im going to ordering myself some Blue Lotus & some Salvia…and ill hopefully be getting a 1/4 of MJ from my friend fo Christmas so ill be having an awesome break  Oh, silly me, now I get it! Your post isn’t about weed; it’s about the French occupation of Algeria from 1830-1962. How could I have been so wrong? Well, as the old adage goes “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?†You’re right! I believe you, and not my “lying eyes.†While your first post has "nothing" to do with "weed" per say, one illegally smoked plant is the same as the next as far as I'm concerned. Is this the part where you school me and prove that your penis is bigger than mine when it comes to illegally smoked plants? Is class in session? I wonder how many times we can split one hair. I'll leave the hair splitting up to you as you are doing a fine job so far. Graffiti wrote ... secondly i posted the chatbox and the thread b4 i talked to you What are you proving here? My initial comment went like this… aborted fetus wrote ... Last night, you made a chatbox post asking about weed, you IMed me asking about weed and you made a thread asking about weed?! Come on, man. I was not commenting on the order of events. I was referring to the fact that a chatbox post, a thread and an IM all about you getting weed (or to split hairs, an illegally smoked plant that is not "weed") seemed excessive. Graffiti wrote ... dont you have anything better to do Apparently, neither of us has anything better to do… You made a pointless thread. I made a pointless post. You got mad and made another pointless post. I responded in kind. You made yet another pointless post. Here I am doing the same. Before you cast the “you-have-nothing-better-to-do†stone, please realize that we both are in the same boat. Graffiti wrote ... and thirdly dont you have anything better to do then try and lower the self-esteem of a 16 yo I had no idea you were so fragile. I admire your soft sensibilities. Hence forth, knowing that you are fragile, I will handle you as I would a delicate tulip. I will be soft, loving and snuggly to my gentle tulip. I won’t upset my gentle tulip anymore with scary pictures of bad men with big sticks. Graffiti wrote ... you fuckin loser ass homo Wow, if I was as fragile as my little tulip, that line had the potential to sting. Phew, I dodged that bullet. Graffiti wrote ... i mean wow ure like what 30 Close. I’m 24. Even though you guessed incorrectly, you will win a door prize (PM me to find out what it is). Graffiti wrote ... and you spend most your time throwing gay jokes around with teenage boys The real humor in my initial post was that all I had to do was change a few words (and the pics) to turn your post into uber gayness. I mean, come on, you have to admit that it had some humor. When you wrote "I've been smoking these for about a year now" it left the door wide open. I couldn't help myself. Aside from the fact that it was crass, you feel embarrassed and you think your ego has taken a hit (which was never my intention), it was a little bit funny. Just look at what these satisfied customers had to say (these are real customers not paid actors)… Amped wrote ... Graffiti wrote ... why oh why do u ruin every thread of mine fetus. and its always with gay jokes I'm pretty sure he bettered your thread with the pictures of various cocks. kddude wrote ... Fetus must have stolen my calender, that's exactly what i'm doing this break! Wildcard23 wrote ... OMG Fetus. ROFL!!!!! Kalibur wrote ... lol Fetus It was somewhat funny. Furthermore, it wasn't malicious nor was it directed at anyone. Yes, I twisted your words around to make it seem gay, but I did it with the same good natured fun that porn companies have when they parody legitimate films. If people didn't twist other people's words around, we would never have come up with great film titles such as... Sperms of Endearment Saving Ryan's Privates Romancing The Bone Intercourse With The Vampire Mr. Holland's Phallus Forrest Hump Jurassic Pork Pocahotass Sleeping Booty The Loin King The Sperminator White Men Can't Hump You've Got Male Crocodile Done Me Snatch Adams Edward Penishands How Stella Got Her Tube Packed Schindler's Fist Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off Nutting Hill Inspect Her Gadget Free My Willy I Know Who You Did Last Summer Die Hard-on A Few Hard Men Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina 2000 Legs Under Me Humped Back at Notre Dame Robin’s Wood Batman in Robin Look Who’s Sucking Forever Hung Breakfast On Tiffany Jesus Christ: Porno Star When Hairy Fucked Sally My Big Lebowski Sleeping With Seattle Varsity Blows Star Whores The Three Fuckateers American Booty Bringing Out The Head Seven Dicks Into Beth The Hunt for Pink Cuntober Riding Miss Daisy City Lickers Good Will Humping The Meattricks Happy Getsmore Full Latex Jacket Close Encounters of the Nude Kind Man On The Poon Robocock Major Leg Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom ET the Extra Testicle Cliff's Hanger Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit The Talented Mr. Rip Me The Mighty Fucks Doing John Malkovich A Jug's Life Mickey White Eyes Caddysnatch Pump Fiction Jackie Brown Eye Position: Impossible The Flintbones I Know What You Did Up The Bummer Throbbin' Hood Creamer vs. Creamer ET the Extra Testicle Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home Graffiti wrote ... wow your a real accomplishment Thanks, gentle tulip. I aim to please. drunkirishmafia wrote ... THROW DOWN THREAD STYLE GRAFFITI VS. FETUS Nah, I’m a lover and not a fighter. Besides, I do my best work when it’s 3am and I’m drunk as fuck drooling on the front of my shirt. drunkirishmafia wrote ... *this has been authorized by drunk irish mafia* I have something you can authorize… Edited Fri Dec 22 2006, 09:20PM |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
AMEN FETUS! honestly i have never seen such a good fuckign comeback like this. i give you all my props. U totally bitched him and smacked him with your cock right int he side of the head. and yes i thought your post was funny fetus. Graffitti, man, ok the gay jokes may seem a lil immature, but theya re funny and hes not serious. But the smoking weed and doing drugs is serious and honestly i think THAT is immature. I dont know how many FT members are potheads..(bubble cough cough)... lol maby nto sure. but smoking pot and doing drugs is nothing to be proud of that you have to post a thread about it. Grow up dude. | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
graff did this same thing with the threads about girls he made... online-cock-measuring-contest FTL. | ||
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
WOW Fetus!!!! That was such a well put together post in reply to everything that was said. I agree with glitch concerning the content and give you a ton of well deserved props. I further agree with glitch's statement that talking about smoking weed and doing drugs is absolutely, without a doubt, immature. Listen, I'm not trying to take a shot at you by any means but if you do it then that's your own business. To be discussing it on a web page... I mean come on. Here's why... A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.... Wait a minute wrong introduction. Let me try this again... A lot of you guys don't know about me personally so I'm going to fill you in a little to put up my explanation. After I graduated from military college, I went into the police department here in Northern Virginia right outside of DC. Yes, I was a cop for three years before I went in search of a higher paying job using my Computer Science degree after realizing cops don't make crap and have to deal with way too much BS. Anyway, here's why posting on the internet is stupid. While I was a patrol officer, I used to search the internet for people that I had arrested. You'd be amazed at what you find on myspace or facebook or just on random blog sites. Specifically, I searched for kids who said this isn't my marijuana or cocaine when I busted them with it or who claimed to not be involved with a gang. I'm was extremely lenient when it came to a lot of stuff on the street because I am a firm believer that everyone makes mistakes and can learn from their bad choices. But, I used to find out their nicknames and game handles from either them or from their friends and search online. Then I would find all these great pictures of them in gang colors, throwing up gang signs, or trying to look hard in front of the camera with pistols, machetes, or assault rifles. In the drug cases, I usually found pictures or blogs about them talking about smoking up and how they have been doing it for years or selling drugs right underneath their parent's noses to make money. Then I brought that with me to court and every single one was shocked that I had found this information. My point. Don't be posting on the internet about doing something illegal because it can come back around to bite you in the ass. Marijuana is still illegal in most places. Just a few words of advice from someone who has more life experience than you so you don't make a mistake that you can't recover from. <3 you all!! 
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
wow, this is probably the most intresting pointless thread i've read in a LONG time! | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
Wildcard, i loved your post... but i think it might be all for naught. Graffiti has a reputation of lying on forums to look "cool" so that his e-cock grows a few inches... Don't think your post COMPLETELY for nothing though...I read it and will reap the benefits. Thanks again <3 Edited Sat Dec 23 2006, 06:40PM | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
nostie wrote ... Graffiti has a reputation of lying on forums to look "cool" and so that his e-cock grows a few inches... Holy shit. "E-Cock." Man, I couldn't have said it better. That will go down in history. Someone needs to make an entry into Urban Dictionary explaining e-cock. It could go something like this... e-cock - (n) Something insecure individuals develope as a way to make themselves feel cool infront of others on the internet. I'm sure we can come up with a better definition. Any suggestions? Edited Sat Dec 23 2006, 07:07PM |
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Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AM Posts: 1067 |
Thank you very much Dave and you're welcome. I'm glad to hear my experiences can help someone else out. And in regards to the e-cock statement.....ROFL!!!!!!!! I agree with fetus that we need to put e-cock into the online wikipedia with your name listed as the creator. And fetus you get a ROFL too for the definition you came up with. LOL!! | ||
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Grif-Noscope
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Joined: Mon Oct 16 2006, 09:55PMPosts: 50 |
First of all i would like to adress the issue of age. Graffiti you said you were 16 right? Then explain to me how you became a member of a site which is clearly an 18+ site, to play on the server you must be 18 ( i admit that that isnt inforced). So explain to me how you got became a member? The age limitation is put ther to ensure that members are of adequate maturity to handle the topics in this forum. It would appear to me as though you are not of a level of maturity to handle such topics. My solution I propose is that from now on in order to become a member of the forums you must enter your age. An alternate solution I suggest is that we let graffiti remain on the sight but we appoint him a guardian. Before he post a new topic or posts in an existing thread he will be required to ask his guardian for permission. I nominate the well spoken Aborted Fetus to be his guardian. Furthermore I am getting rather tired of all the "homo" bashing around here. Now I am a straight male but I believe that no one has a right to be bashing anyone because of their sexual orientation, If you wish to have an INTELECTUAL discussion about your sexual orientation then go ahead start a thread however, avoid at all cost bashing someone because of thier orientation. In my opinion you are no better than a dirty disrespectful racist if you start any bashing people whether they are straight, homosexual, or bisexual. So please Im sure mommy has told yopu this a thousand times, if you dont have anything inteligent to say then shut the fuck up. Lastly I would like to comment on how you think it is a MIGHTY accomplishmet that you are scaling the rocky cliff known as drug addiction. I have seen many good friends go awry because they started on one drug and decided to try another one slightly more potent, and so on, drgs ruin lives and nothing more. So if you are proud that your moving on from marijuana well good for you because I am certain that wou wil accomplish nothing more with you life if you continue with that attitude. And marijuana is probably one of the dumbest drugs I have ever known. Follow me ofr a second, the whole point is to get high right? Well what is the point of getting high? Is it to have fun? well lets assume that it is, when you smoke marijuanna, you get high, but what do you do? You sit somewhere sush as your basement and all you do is sit nothing else you sit and laugh and maybe munch out on food. You have absolutely no chance at carrying out an intyeligent conversation. And then comes the best part you become burnt out, now is that ever fun, its 7:30 pm and the night has just begun and all you can say is im thirsty and i want to go to bed. FUN. So please before you act all high and mighty thinking that marijuanna is great evaluate your life, look at how life seems so dim when your not high, now think if you were to never get high again you would have nothing to compare your unhigh life to, so thus your regular life would seem all that much better. |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
Grif, while i agree that bashing people because of what they believe/sexual orientation/religion/race... I'd like to point out that you said "dirty racists". did you not bash racists for what they believe right there? If we're going to stop people from anything-bashing, we'll have to completely cut it out... that means no bashing on racists either (unless you'd like to be a hypocrite (sp?))... Racists, as long as they're not bashing on people, shouldn't be unable to hold an intelligent conversation about race and why they believe one is superior to another (or whatever) but THEY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to bash on others as well. Rambling ftl, but i think my point was made (several times) |
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