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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
This is completly honest to god, unlike some of my past threads. I'm in trouble. I was just wrestling with my cousin while listening to House of Pain - Jump Around and we were doing moves to eachother (she's weaker than me, so she can't do much), but I wanted to give her a Piledriver and accidentally drove her head down. The problem is that while I picked her up for a Piledriver I had a boner, and when I brought her down her head spiked my penis and sandwiched it into the ground. I may go to the hospital later, cause i'm really hurt, but my mom isn't home yet with a car...My cousin is fine though, which is the most important thing. UNDERTAKER wrestled a match with a boner before and he came out just fine. and Dude, I just HAD one, Jesus... it's not like it's something that happens every ONCE in a while, I get boners all the time for some reason. I dunno, I was really worried cause my cousin was hurt too, but I don't know, whenever I go to the bathroom it is like there is a twig caught in there... Edited Sat Dec 30 2006, 10:41AM |
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
that's officially your worst cousin story. ever. | ||
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#woo
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Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Yeh, the line "This is completly honest to god, unlike some of my past threads" killed it. | ||
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AKA cupcake
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Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
you should see a doctor, wu!! Quick! | ||
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
dude, are you a cousin-fucker? cause if you are it's cool man. really. i'd fuck your cousin too. seriously tho, that musta hurt. can you still...y'know...does it still work? |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
dude its not a story | ||
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| O_Mega |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Stop. Just....stop. | ||
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| gartho |
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Registered Member #150
Joined: Tue Feb 14 2006, 04:58PMPosts: 13 |
well u posted this on the same day u posted your vote for my cousin thread so thats what gave u away to me. | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
You should submit that to Penthouse Forums... Edited Sat Dec 30 2006, 11:53PM | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
gartho wrote ... well u posted this on the same day u posted your vote for my cousin thread so thats what gave u away to me. or the fact that he writes these all of the time???... |
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