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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
.4ngryToasters wrote ... I went to an epic party up in NH with a 2 - 1 girl to guy ratio (girls being the 2 in case you were wondering), downed a 12 pack of heineken in 2 1/2 hours then played beruit for the rest of the night. My friend got in a fight with a ceiling fan, which knocked him out cold. set off some fireworks in the backyard and nearly set the roof on fire. Then somebody pulled out their airsoft gun and from there on it was a mexican standoff. after we all lost an eye, some drama took place, but was quickly settled when two beer bottles were smashed over someones head. I'd like to tell you more but I honestly cant remember anything else. When I woke up somebody had sprayed confetti allllllll over the house (which sucked cause I was one of the people on cleanup duty) and apparently someone had run over my head with a steamroller and got away, cause I didn't see one parked in the driveway. amazingly everyone managed to hold their beer and no-one puked, which is an amazing accomplishment considering the five full trashbags of empty cans. Needless to say everyone was whispering this morning as we shuffled around the house like zombies pushing brooms in front of us to clean up all the damned confetti, while avoiding the motionless bodies on the floor. I've taken a vow to never drink again (this week) and only smoke for a while, cause I'll puke on sight of another beer. My resolution this year is to get back into biking. I used to ride at least 10 miles a day but since I've had my car, I've been doing it less and less, and it's about time I started getting serious about working out again. I lol'd at your story. Ever thought about writing? |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
well.. if anyone read my previous thread i was upstate with my g/f and her parents. I shoulda stayed home..lol. I stayed up only to about 3am. Her parents went to bed at around 2 so me and my g/f had about an hour of alone time. The details may vary but i will just say the main points that happened. Parents go to bed, me and her on the living room couch start makin out and getting touchy touchy. She says she has a headache and shes tired and wants to go to bed. I go to the guest room and jerk off. Wonderful fuckin new years for me. As for my resolution, i want to get back in shape. i used to bench 4 sewer caps and two 10lb'ers, the bar weighed 10 so thats about 210. (in case you didnt know wat a sewer cap is, it is a 45lb weight). I weighed 170. Used to run about 5 miles a week, get on the bike few times a week, and roller blade a lot. i was in awsome shape, mostly for the girls. Then i got a g/f and a car 2 years ago and it all changed. Now i weigh 180, got a pot-belly, and cant run 10 blocks without keeling over. So my new years resolution will be to get back into shape like i used to be. Get my life together. Get back on track with my job and school. Stop fucking aroudn and for once maby...grow up. But then again... i said that last year. My advice to everyone would be to drink a lot less, have sex a lot more, quit smoking and enjoy your life. Drink socially to have a good time but not to much that you wont remember the good time. And quit smoking because it will only kill you faster. FACT: 1 cig takes 2 minutes off your total lifetime. Terms may vary. All im saying is you only live once so make it worth it and it stupid to kill yourself faster. Edited Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:00AM |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
my new years... Well, my dad and I made a road trip to Charollette, NC to watch the Car-Care Bowl Game (BC vs. Navy/25-24, great game to go to, since I'm a huge BC fan) and stayed with my aunt. We left the 31st and started driving home (To Boston). We stopped at a Red Roof in MD (because they are pet friendly and my dog was with us) and ordered some Dominos and watched the ball drop while having a beer with my dad. Then woke up early, and finished the drive home. Considering I'm 21 for next new years, I'll go to first night in Boston, but it wasn't all that bad, saw a good football game, and got my family visit in for the year, lol. resolutions? I want to excel with the things I love. Mostly swimming and guitar. This means I need to become more dedicated. Train harder, for both of these. And I want to get my shit straight. get my work done, be happy for once in the past two years, and feel good about shit. HAPPY 07 to FT. I love you all! |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
my new years: play madden and counter strike fun night huh? |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Mine consisted of doing...Well. Shit. Lets see, I went ice skating for four hours, and got giant blisters on my damn leg. Also on the bottom of my fucking foot. Ugh. Then, we took my girlfriend home, she gave me some more gifts, and then I went to my friends house. All they did was argue over who liked this hot chick more, and all I did was make sexual references towards her to piss them both off. Then I played some 2k7 College Hoops, got pissed off because Army's team can't shoot for shit, and then we pretty much went to sleep after that. I woke up the next day with the fucking sorest damn back someone could ever have. It felt like someone was throwing bowling balls on my back all night. We went out to a restaraunt to get some breakfast on 2 hours of sleep, then went to the mall. I almost hurled everywhere on the floor because I was in so much damn pain from my back. So then I went back to my friends house again, watched some bowls, made some bets, got pissed off because I lost some bets, and that's my New Years. Pretty fucking epic, ain't it? I love 2007 already. Yeah right, fuck it. I'm short 200 bucks now. Lets see, I have many resolutions. 1. I want to punch Keven Federline in the face for existing. 2. I want to get laid on prom night. 3. I want to stop swearing (Hahahahahaha!) 4. I want to drink a 24 case of Mountain Dew by myself in less then 6 hours. 5. I want a new car. 6. I want a new PC Hmm, lets see, I think I'll probably get one of those resolutions (And it's probably not going to get laid). But whatever the case, it's always good to set some boundaries that you're going to fail on. Happy New Fucking Years. <3 Edited Tue Jan 02 2007, 12:47PM |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
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Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
I Do your number 4 all the time night rider lol you should try Brawls they are a good energy drink lol. On new years I downed a case of Bawls and a 24 case of MD between 7pm and 12am lol. | ||
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
i went to a lame party where nothing happened with immature girls and shit...wasn't that great resolution well im in shape right now...i run at 2-3 miles a day and i ussually have wrestling everyday, but my goal is to place in the state tournament(which is up to 8th place) for a sophmoore thats pretty good i think. also mine is to stay away from trashy people and not get into the wrong crowd..might seem kinda gay but hey, sometimes you have to go on the straight and narrow |
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