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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DanielK DanielK: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi? DanielK: Hello DanielK: How can I help you? You: Aborted Fetus says I need a new mic DanielK: Interesting You: but I'm 'thrifty', can you find one that is free? DanielK: Free. DanielK: I can try. You: free microphone You: with USB capabilities plz DanielK: let me see if any sites are giving away free mics You: with free shipping too? You: When we play CS, he likes to hear my sexy voice and my mic has been broken for 3 months now DanielK: Ah I am sorry to hear that. DanielK: 1.6 or CSS? You: wanna know how i broke it? You: CSS DanielK: Ah DanielK: How did you break it? You: I ran over the cord with a vaccuum You: would you consider me a Noob? DanielK: Yeah, I have broken a couple of them myself. DanielK: I am sure you get your fair share of head shots =) You: yeah, plenty of head with my shots You: those Ebay mics start the bidding at $0.01, whats up with that? You: Rofl, the second link is not close,,, i'm not an MC, how do you expect me to hold that huge thing and play at the same time? its from the 70's You: maybe I should clairify,,,, headset You: a mic and headphones all in one DanielK: Ah ok DanielK: I am sorry You: that way my hands are free to do what they do.. 8===D ~ ~ You: do you play CS? DanielK: Why yes I do You: 1.6 or CSS? DanielK: CS:S You: hawt, u from the US and A? DanielK: Yes I am You: the clan that I'm in has a server located in Chicago,, You: want the IP? DanielK: Is it a 24/7 Dust 2? You: naw, 24/7 office DanielK: ah so sad. You: you only play D2? DanielK: Yes You: wow, do you pwn noobs? DanielK: I have my good days. You: have you ever gone 36-0? DanielK: Oh no DanielK: Best I have ever done was like 25 -1 You: noob, any word on the free mic? DanielK: Checking Now DanielK: I know Wal Mart has a Logitech one for 14.95 You: faster, abortedfetus gets mad when I don't bring him his supper... You: too much You: i'm saving up for some assless leather chaps too You: so thats y it has to be free DanielK: Ah! You: those things are expensive, but fetus says they make my ass look bigger, which is a wider target for his man sauce launcher... 8===D ~ ~ DanielK: May I help you with anything else today? You: do you eat teh man sauce? DanielK: No, I am a male. You: thats ok, Fetus and I are always looking for a third.  Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at -[email]- with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. |
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
[quote] Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at -[email]- with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. [/quote1168031047] Goose, did you get banned from the site? |
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
I covered all my bases: Fish Tank Clan, Alcohol Powered, Wildcard and blow jobs... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JessicaG You: hello? JessicaG: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? JessicaG: Hello You: i need help finding something JessicaG: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: i am looking for info on the fish tank clan JessicaG: What do you need help finding? You: can u help? JessicaG: Let me see what I can find for you JessicaG: One moment please You: k thanks You: is that all there is? You: i want to see if there is a way to get unbanned JessicaG: It looks like those are the only two pages that say anything about them You: how can i get unbanned from the servers? You: ? JessicaG: Sorry Im looking You: ok sorry JessicaG: Your fine JessicaG: CHeck the last one Its a forum that tells you how to get unbanned You: i kinda screwed up and told a guy named alcohol powered to eat a bag of Ds. oops turns out he's a somebody. i got banned You: if i go on the forums what should i say? JessicaG: It just gives information from other members on what to do to get unbanned. you wont have to say anything You: so if i open the page i get unbanned? JessicaG: If you read it It will show you what to do JessicaG: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: but what should i say? JessicaG: Just read the page it will be able to help you. Thats all I know to do JessicaG: Thanks and have a great day JessicaG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Clintond Clintond: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? Clintond: hello how are you doing tonight? You: good thanks You: you? Clintond: i'm great You: i am looking for info on alcohol powered Clintond: what can I help you find tonight You: alcohol powered info Clintond: what do you mean by alcohol powered? Clintond: engines that run on alcohol? You: people who run on alcohol Clintond: i'm not sure I know what you mean You: alcohol powered is a legendary l33t haxor from the 80s You: he was the guy who was banned form using touch tone phones for life Clintond: oh, i'll get right on that You: he hacked into the FAA You: im trying to find out court dates and punishments You: dude the link you sent is about alcohol powerd engines. im looking for alcohol powered men Clintond: oh, sorry Clintond: let me check more extensively into your query You: did you ever see the movie hackers? the movie was based on him. if that helps/ Clintond: okay thanks You: i dont need links to AA. Clintond: oh, sorry Clintond: what is it you want again? Clintond: court dates? You: alcohol powered was the greatest hacker in the globe i need info on him Clintond: this man runs on alcohol You: fuck yeah he does. Clintond: let me transfer you to another guide You: he hacked into my heart Clintond: sorry I can be of no help Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KendraN KendraN: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? KendraN: HEllo You: i need help finding KendraN: I see that you've been transfered You: i have no idea why. he said hi and then transfered me KendraN: hmm, strange You: can you help me or do i need to go to another department? KendraN: So that I do not waste your time, could you please give me a short explanation of what you are looking for? KendraN: I can help you You: alcohol powered You: hello? KendraN: yes KendraN: Alcohol powered what? You: alcohol powered is a person. he is an Italian lover KendraN: okay, just one moment please You: k You: you there? KendraN: yes, I am searching You: he was arrested in 1981 for hacking into the brown system. You: hello? KendraN: yes You: anything? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RockyR RockyR: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? RockyR: Hi, how are you? You: fine thanks you? RockyR: Doing great, how can I help you? You: i am looking for info on alcohol loving fetus RockyR: On how alcohol affects the unborn fetus? You: well, I have been affected, yes RockyR: Ok, let me see what I can find for you. You: kewlness You: im writing a paper RockyR: I see. You: what does the "R" stand for? RockyR: Rodriguez. You: lol thats my last name too! RockyR: Haha, really? You: my first name is Javier RockyR: *high five* You: lol You: where do you find your info? RockyR: If I don't know directly where to find it, I'll just use google search engine and go through pages until I find good results. You: ok, so you use the google? RockyR: Sometimes, either that or just ChaCha's search engine. RockyR: Whatever gives the best results. You: so, it seems that alcohol and fetus do not mix? RockyR: They most definitely do not. You: ok, you seem to know about this topic. im a learning for the first time You: as a female i guess i should have known RockyR: Are you writing the paper for a high school class? You: yes You: an ethics class RockyR: I learned a little bit about it in high school. You: is it true that drinkning while pregnate can cause abortions? RockyR: Premartial sex can cause them. I would think that it would definitely have the potential to harm the fetus and cause a miscarriage. RockyR: But I do not know for sure. RockyR: Do these results help you? You: what is the difference between a fetus and an unborn child? does it depend in the month of pregnancy? RockyR: No, fetus is just “another†word for an unborn child. You: ok, my main argument has to be on "murder" or "choice" RockyR: Can I help you with anything else tonight, or will that be all? You: is abortion murder or is it reproductive rights? RockyR: It’s murder, it's one of the biggest ethical issues. You: what would you say? RockyR: It mainly comes down to how you were raised and what your morals are. If you are a good person you will be pro-life. RockyR: I am pro-life. abortion is nothing more than legal murder. You: you seem decent. i am pro-life too RockyR: I see. You: I will now lead a life full of judgement of other people. thanks RockyRepublican! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethW You: hello? ElizabethW: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? ElizabethW: hello You: hi i need help searching ElizabethW: what can i find for you You: im looking for a list of the worst jobs ElizabethW: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: the link you sent me is of jobs that blow? ElizabethW: Both of them yes You: so if they are of jobs that blow is it reasonable to call them blow jobs? ElizabethW: I think you're on to something there You: am i right? ElizabethW: Sounds good to me ElizabethW: which is funny ElizabethW: because jobs that blow...blow. but blow jobs...are good ElizabethW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: hey, no argument here ElizabethW: You: 8==D~~ ElizabethW: hehe ElizabethW: clever ElizabethW: well, have a good night ElizabethW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ZachM ZachM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello ZachM: how can i help you? You: i am trying to find out if i should be a democrat or a republican ZachM: there are a number of different political parties in america ZachM: would you like to know about all of them or just democrats and republicans You: well these are the only two who seem to have a choke hold on america You: should i be a democrat or republican? ZachM: but bipartisanship is what's tearing our country apart ZachM: you should consider the third parties and not automatically assume only democrats and republicans are good You: ooooooooooookay i guess you are a liberal. ZachM: no, i'm an anarchist. but that doesn't matter. ZachM: hang on, i'm going to find you some republican and democrat sites. You: why do you hate america? google that ZachM: yeah its a meme ZachM: are you from ebaum's world? You: with your views why dont you go to cuba? you obviously hate amercia ZachM: because the pool's closed here You: why, too many working men can't get in? ZachM: closed due to stingraids You: is that commie for "lets redistribute the wealth"? ZachM: its internet for no commies here. ZachM: are these results to your liking? You: i bet you think the US only has its personal interests in mind when creating foreign policy ZachM: um...no. would you like any other links? You: yes, links showing why communism is terrible. You: i want YOU to read those links though ZachM: i know why communism is terrible already ZachM: do you want to know why communism is terrible? You: i was born knowning why, son.\ ZachM: yeah You: ok, prove your patriatism to me ZachM: i don't eat french fries anymore because they're french You: ok, you are at least allowed to say the words “United Statesâ€. but are you worthy of citizenship? You: do you think? ZachM: Uh, yeah. when i pass gas it sounds like the star spangled banner ZachM: what makes YOU an american? You: i support G.W. "Jesus" Bush. He is a rock star. Once again, God is speaking through a bush. You: I am a true american because I do not quesition Fox News. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA RebeccaA: Welcome to ChaCha! RebeccaA: Hello You: hello You: i am looking for info in clocksmiths RebeccaA: Ok You: can you help me? RebeccaA: Yes, I will search this for you RebeccaA: Country? You: ok RebeccaA: Could you tell me what country please? You: U.S and Canada You: hmmm...i still cant find what i am looking for You: i figured "wildcard" would be first to pop up. Oh, wait, when I orginially said I was looking for "clocksmiths" the "L" was a mistake. RebeccaA: So this is a prank search? You: no. You: i am looking for cocksmiths. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DustinG DustinG: Welcome to ChaCha! DustinG: Hello. You: hello? You: i need help searching DustinG: Okay. You: i am looking for goatse. i ewant to find more of this -[link]- DustinG: How can I help you? DustinG: Actually, I think I saw an animated gif of him pulling himself apart DustinG: the other day DustinG: Want me to find it for you You: where? You: yes DustinG: on some forum You: ! DustinG: k DustinG: hang on homie You: word You: hurry DustinG: dude DustinG: its gonna take am inute DustinG: i gotta dig for this crap You: *sigh* im going to get azure orbs DustinG: Here entertain urself with this while i search -[link]- You: k DustinG: hang on homie You: word You: hurry DustinG: dude DustinG: its gonna take am inute DustinG: i gotta dig for this crap You: *sigh* im going to get azure orbs DustinG: Here entertain urself with this while i search You: k You: dude, hurry it You: i just came. im not interested any more. thanks. DustinG: ok DustinG: bye DustinG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Totally off topic, I did a wiki search on Peter North. The following is how the wiki page reads, for some reason it is teh funny... Peter North (also known as Al Brown, Matt Ramsey) is a Canadian pornographic actor, director and producer of the 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s. He is one of the most famous male performers in pornography. North was born Alden Brown on May 11, 1957. He is originally from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, but moved to California, United States, in 1982. Thousands of dollars in debt, Alden entered the porn business at age 24 to make money. North shot to fame with his memorable facials. He is most noted for his ability to produce very large amounts of semen, and for his powerful ejaculations. He has averaged 8-10 ejaculations per climax since the start of his career in the porn industry over two decades ago. Female co-stars like Jenna Jameson confirm his volume of ejaculation to be real, with no movie trickery involved.[1] Peter North has stated that his ejaculations have always been of a high volume and that he didn't know it was above the norm until he began his career in the porn industry. At the climax of sex scenes, North's ejaculations could last twenty seconds and upwards of a half minute. North is circumcised, and is known for having an exceptionally large penis both in length and girth, as well as for consistently sporting remarkably turgid erections. Many porn starlets have attested to these facts, particularly Kaitlyn Ashley and Jewel DeNyle. The size of North's penis, reported to be 8.5 inches in length by 6 inches in girth, is amongst the largest of all current male porn stars, as claimed by female co-stars Kelly O'Dell, Harmony, and others.[citation needed] Hence, people in the industry refer to "The North Pole." North has appeared in well over 1,000 pornographic movies, performing on camera with nearly every notable porn actress of the past twenty years. North also became involved in the government's 1986 investigation of Traci Lords' underage involvement in the industry in the mid-1980s. Lords was underage when she made most of her movies, including some sex scenes with North. The government eventually dropped the investigation. He has also directed more than 70 movies (notably, his North Pole and Anal Addicts series), and produced over 20 movies, including 15 in the North Pole series. In 1994, Peter North released a guide to meeting and dating beautiful women called Penetrating Insights. Its purpose is to help the reader meet more women and to get on the track to getting results. The book also includes tips on everything from grooming to personal health. There is no mention of the most obvious method used by North: that of being hired to star in a porn video. North is a member of both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and the Adult Video News (AVN) Hall of Fame. The Internet Movie Database and Internet Adult Film Database list North as a performer in over 1600 movies[2][3], some of which are compilations that include scenes filmed for previous releases. He has appeared as a regular in many series of porn movies, including: Anal Addicts Deep Throat This First Offense Latina Fever Maximum Thrust North Pole Peter North's P.O.V. Swallow This Pick-up Lines Ass Openers Video Adventures of Peeping Tom Hot Tight Asses Passages Hawaii Vice The Young One Chug-a-lug Girls Gay Porn Movies (as Matt Ramsey) Young Gladiators Like A Horse Boys of West Hollywood Below the Belt (Bijou Video) Big and Thick (Matt Sterling, 1989) Cousins (William Higgins/Catalina/HIS Classic, 1983) Getting It (California Dream Machine/Bijou Video) Interview Vol. 1 (Bacchus) Like a Horse (Matt Sterling/Falcon Studios, 1984) Matt Ramsey's Euromen (Video 10, 1982) A Matter of Size (Mike Hawrylak/Huge/Video 10, 1983) Sizing Up (Falcon Studios) The Bigger the Better (Matt Sterling, 1984) Valley of the Bi-Dolls (Catalina Video) (bisexual) Edited Sat Jan 06 2007, 10:01AM |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Lmfao. I don't think I've teared up and laughed as hard as I did. Lol, "My shots get plenty of head" Lmfao. All of Fetus's were hilarious. | ||
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Joined: Sat Nov 25 2006, 05:06AMPosts: 76 |
LOL!! OMG this is so damn funny! I must steal this for my Jedi Academy Clan. Post a link if you want it(if we get anything) |
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
rofl nice fetus. | ||
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Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
omg thats amazing. i would so do that =] when i have time. xP | ||
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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PM Posts: 1592 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Melinda M Melinda M: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? Melinda M: Hi there. Melinda M: What about gay are you needing to know ? You: hi, theres this dude called "canoe" and im wondering if hes gay You: can you find any results? Melinda M: Is he an actor, friend? You: I think he was that Gay Nsync member's Boyfriend Melinda M: Hmm, let me see what I can find. You: Lance Bass' gay friend, Canoe,,, Melinda M: Ah, ok. You: Have you heard of him? Melinda M: That says he is not Canoe. Melinda M: Lance Bass? Yes. You: Whats his name then? Melinda M: Canoe, no. Melinda M: It's there in your result. Melinda M: Reichen Lehmkuhl. You: Oh, there were Rumors that he wasn't actually gay, I need to find those Melinda M: Sure. Melinda M: About Reichen? You: ya, I heard it was a publicity stunt You: He pretended to be gay just to make friends in the Fish Tank... Melinda M: Hmm. Not seeing where there is any contrary information. I am still searching. You: If you ask me, I think that Canoe really is a Flamer,,, Melinda M: Haha. I wouldn't know. You: Can you find any information to suggest that Canoe is straight? Melinda M: Are Canoe and Reichen the same person? You: I think so, I only know him by the codename the media gave him Melinda M: Oh, ok. Melinda M: Let me check one more source. Melinda M: I am not finding anything saying he is not gay. You: There's nothing to support that Canoe is straight? Ok, I'll just suppose that Canoe is a Queer. BUTTSECKS!!! Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at -[email]- with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. |
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PM Posts: 1592 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MARA MARA: Welcome to ChaCha! MARA: Hello, how are you? You: hello? You: oh, im good, yourself? MARA: Good thanks you. You: I'm good, how about you? MARA: What can I search for you today? You: I'm looking for information regarding "canoe's" sexual preference You: can you help me? MARA: I'm sorry, is that a person? You: ya, it is You: hes a Rapper MARA: His names Canoe? You: there's a rumor going around that hes gay,,, ya CANOE MARA: OK, one moment while I retreive your results... You: ever smoked a joint and one side burns quicker than the other, it makes a 'canoe' shape and thus, canoe MARA: OOOOO, i get it MARA: I was like thats a dumb name You: ok, you needed the reefer reference to clarify things, rofl MARA: lol, yeah, u surprised? You: it is a dumb name You: not really, you blazed right now? MARA: thas classified info MARA: sorry MARA: You: haha, if I had ur job, id be high with some porn kicking too  MARA: lol You: you like the porn? MARA: lol MARA: no You: :0 MARA: Where r u form? You: canada You: u? MARA: i cant find a rapper named canoe MARA: NY You: he tries to roll with the 'Fish Tank Clan', but hes sorta weak MARA: sorry MARA: lol MARA: ok MARA: now ur lying You: hes canadian You: i tried google.ca MARA: figures, with a dumb name like that MARA: HAHAHAHA MARA: j/k You: Rofl You: MARA: I really cant find anything tho You: Should I just assume that hes a flamer because you can't tell me otherwise, right? MARA: yes, that works MARA: spread the word You: its a safe bet Id say MARA: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: do me a favour adn spread the word as well, "Canoe is gay" thanx MARA: OK, if thats all, have a nice day! MARA: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Edited Wed Jan 10 2007, 11:51AM |
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