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| Word to the wise: Old Spice Body Spray and ballsacks ARE NOT COMPATIBLE. | ||
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
So I got out of the shower today, dried off, and stood there naked in my bathroom. I reached over and grabbed my trusty can of Old Spice. I was in a good mood, so I danced a jig as I sprayed it on my arms, armpits, and torso. Then, without thinking about it, I sprayed a little poof of it on my balls. I dunno why I did it, it just felt right. When it made contact, the cold spray made me giggle with glee. As I reached over to grab my boxers to put them on, I felt a strange tingle. A tingle like no other. I thought to myself, "Well that's funny!", but then the tingle increased. It kept getting worse until I felt heat, and before I knew it my scrotum erupted into a fiery inferno of pain that singed the very roots of my pubic hair. In a painful panic, I reached for my towel and began trying to wipe off the spray furiously. To my dismay, the burning worsened. So I turned on the cold water in the sink and leaned over the counter as I splashed my wang-region with its cooling glory. After 2 minutes of splashing, I finally ceased the burning, only to find that my nether region was as red as Santa's cheeks. The moral of this story, keep the deoderant away from your package. Edited Sun Jan 07 2007, 01:35PM |
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| Wildcard23 |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
ROFL!!!!!!!! I seriously think I just had a little bit of pee squeeze out from laughing so damn hard at this. LMAO Wu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was the greatest thing to read first thing in the morning after I woke up. Now I know it's going to be a good day. Thank you Wu!! And this was very well written. You really did an excellent job writing this story. 
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
L O L | ||
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
rofl. i did that too, only with axe 
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
Except u have no balls noname. Wu, i guessed u learned a lesson. | ||
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| kd. |
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♥ (✿◠‿◠) ♥
Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Wow. You guys, gotta keep your packages smelling great, right? Otherwise you'll end up like Angry Leprechaun. "My balls smell like bran..." | ||
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
A Drunk wrote ... ^ coming from the guy with no dick...
Except u have no balls noname. |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
Your mom had alot of fun with it last night. Ask her if i have one
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Only Wu would come up with useful information like this. Honestly, i cant thankyou enough for letting me know this. But its unfortunate i couldnt read this sooner. Last week i tried that with Tag body spray. It didnt burn to much. Actually almost not at all. BUT GOD DAMN DID IT ITCH LIKE A BITCH FOR about 20 minutes until i used cold water and shampoo to get rid of it. | ||
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
I shaved my balls once with just soap to soften my skin. Uhh, lets just say that didn't work. | ||
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