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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Like suppose they were both furious at each other and got into a fight, would Bruce Lee win? I mean he's like 5'6 and weighs less than Steve Urkel. Then again, he is BRUCE. both in their prime if Tyson were to land one solid shot, Lee's face would crumple like a compact sedan. Then again Bruce Lee was not a "flashy martial artist person". He had one of the most physically conditioned and trained body ever, with an incredible amount of natural skill, coupled with intense training. He had one of the best reaction time ever known. He would put you on the ground before you could even move your arm. His striking speed from 2 feet away was five hundredths of a second. You can't even count that kind of speed. Edited Mon Jan 15 2007, 06:55AM |
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| Wildcard23 |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
No Question. Bruce wins hands down. He would be too quick for Tyson. Before Tyson knew what happened, Bruce would have landed 5 kicks and a barrage of punches. Besides, if all else fails. Bruce could use women holding up hotel keys and a can of pepper spray as a distraction to take him down. I hear Tyson loves when women spray him with pepper spray. 
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| Pockyninja |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
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Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
Bruce wins hands down. | ||
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Bruce wins feet down. 
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| jigg4joe |
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
tyson does 5 lines of coke, goes insane (more insane?) and bites off bruce lee's head. then he eats his children. tyson: "i can fight with my right hand, i can fight with my left hand. i'm amphibious!" |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden Masterbating" - Mike Tyson | ||
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| O_Mega |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Martial arts for the win : ) Ive been doing MMA for a while and I can tell you, Bruce, hands down. Tyson has variations of 4 basic strikes, that anyone who does martial arts learns hundreds of counters to, Bruce has hundreds of different strikes, including his kicks, which have a longer range then punches, and hurt alot more : ) Tyson would use a boxing stance, which exposes your knees to being shattered. Who wins? Bruce, or Tyson with a shattered kneecap? Boxing punches arnt designed to inflict maximum damage, the idea is to knock them uncouncious, Wing Chung has plenty of attacks designed to just kill them, or permently incapacitate. Boxers dont get to break bones, gouge eyes, shatter knees, hammerfist temples, ect ect. Boxing is a sport, not a combat system. | ||
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| -Fux0r- Eric |
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Registered Member #523
Joined: Thu Dec 28 2006, 10:40PMPosts: 33 |
I would give my left left arm to say that bruce lee would destroy mike in the first 60 seconds of the match, Bruce lee is the most amazing fighter the the entire history of the world, Mike tyson is a little bitch who wouldnt stand a chance -Eric |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PM Posts: 1058 |
PS. Bruce Lee can bite too, and he's a fast mother fucker. | ||
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#woo
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Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
I say, Cindy Salsa, comes in, pwns them both in under 4.3 seconds. End of fight. | ||
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