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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
well think, what is an animals primal way of living? Survival of teh fittest. So women, (instincts) are attracted to stronger guys, who can sometimes be jerks. They want to take in the seed of teh male to reproduce a strong yound who can also survive. So on and so forth. Well with hopless romantics, I am on, to an extent. I've had only 3 real girlfriends, and two hookups, but they were constant. Can't say I regret any of the sexual things I've done in my life. |
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Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
kd and i had a bit of a talk about how life gets depressing when there's that one girl that you wish you could have, but when you can't, you focus everything on her... disappointing time in life... P.S. I agree guys, thanks for keeping the maturity up... then again bubble and fetus haven't posted yet. Edited Wed Jan 24 2007, 04:27AM |
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Wildcard23 wrote ... Guys have needs bro. Why do it yourself if you can get a cute girl to do it for you. Saves you some energy and some lube that you can use when Fetus comes over.  Wildcard, if you want, I'll let you hit me raw. You don't need lube, I think we know each other well enough now for you to give me open wounds. Just think of my asshole as firm, but friendly, handshake. Do you remember when we played "Lover's Cave" where I was a lost girlscout and you were a burly park ranger? Good times. With regard to the thread, girls are complicated, that's why I like men. Besides, vaginas are icky.  Edited Wed Jan 24 2007, 03:58PM |
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Registered Member #332
Joined: Sun Jul 09 2006, 12:01AMPosts: 156 |
every time it seems that i try to get an strong in depth relationship with a girl she always ends up being a crzy lunatic physco bitch. Trust me before you tap that make sure you know shes sane, or you'll end up like my dad. paying child support until your 60. plus im from NY that could also be the reason for the physcos. |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
aborted fetus wrote ... Wildcard23 wrote ... Guys have needs bro. Why do it yourself if you can get a cute girl to do it for you. Saves you some energy and some lube that you can use when Fetus comes over. Wildcard, if you want, I'll let you hit me raw. You don't need lube, I think we know each other well enough now for you to give me open wounds. Just think of my asshole as firm, but friendly, handshake. Do you remember when we played "Lover's Cave" where I was a lost girlscout and you were a burly park ranger? Good times. With regard to the thread, girls are complicated, that's why I like men. Besides, vaginas are icky. I seriously can't think of anything else right now except to say ROFL!!!! |
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Registered Member #494
Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AMPosts: 381 |
You just need a motto when it comes to women, and treat them all alike. Some guys prefer "hit it and quit it". Others, "wrap your whacker before you attack her." I believe Fetus goes with "up the butt no babies." I prefer: "no" means "yes", and "yes" means "harder" |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
dude nostie...have you ever thought that no all girls want long lasting relationships...idk how your highschool is going, but alot of times girls that go for the guys that are obviously hit it and quit it typa guys are girls that don't really care themself...girls are people too you should try it....find a girl that you just don't care about....(i guess this means be an asshole) and hook up with her...its highschool dude..you gotta expeirence shit. Do you really think you'll end up marrying the first girl you go out wiht in highschool or marry any gf from highschool at all....im just saying....don't waste your time wiht one girl |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
I've been in one long relationship, about 7 months or so. All I have to say is dating when you're a teenager is a waste of time and money. To tell you why? I was masturbating to porn when I was dating my ex. Yeah, that gives you an idea. And most girls today are sluts that already have had it pounded many times. I don't know about you but I get self conscious knowing that someone has already had their bits and pieces up in your girl. I'll stick with the hot virgins that don't know what they're doing. As far as the whole dating seriousness, you're not going to really find anything these days. It's not worth going out of your way to be overly agressive looking for the right person, especially if they hurt you. You'll turn out to be a depressed emo such as my friend who went after two sisters and got rejected by both. Of course, back in the day I happened to compete with him for them and win them over him, and then he didn't want to be friends anymore. That's what happens to you. You get selfish, and don't really care about anything. And now recently he got rejected by the other sister. Woo hoo. Just wait for the perfect girl to come to you. You'll know when she comes along, because you'll be playing that "I ran through the field of gay flowers!" theme song over and over again in the back of your mind. Everyone nowadays thinks that everyone is the one for them, and end up being wrong in sometimes the worst scenarios. It's all about the patience. All I know is when this girl does come around, you better be ready for her. |
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Registered Member #332
Joined: Sun Jul 09 2006, 12:01AM Posts: 156 |
5 Dollar Holler wrote ... I prefer: "no" means "yes", and "yes" means "harder" now that is just wrong man. 
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
How about "If you treat them rough, you'll get the muff" | ||
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