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| drunkirishmafia |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
one time i made out with my sister blindfoled | ||
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
Taking sidewalk chalk and drawing penises all over my friend's sidewalk / driveway while he was home, then getting caught by him When i was 4 I threw my older sister off a table and gave her 19 stitches (she was 6) Went egging in a town I'm not from, but my friend's girlfriend is from, and egged her house |
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| creativenate88 |
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Registered Member #545
Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 08:11PMPosts: 263 |
Im tired so this is going to have be short, I'll add more later. Hmm where to start. HAHahahh I just told this story today at work. Me and my friend, were at my Gmas house. Welll he was being an ass. I told him to STFU and respect her house. He came up behind me and tried to punch me. I had salt im my hand, i Ducked down, threw salt in his face. Then i punched him in the face, knocked him to the ground and started kicking him. Then later in the afternoon he tried to get me back so and kept getting me wet with the hose. So I took the hose, and beat the shit out of him with it. And yes it had water in it so it HAD to hurt. Once I was in class and I called some girl a blonde, well she was mexican, she bleached her hair blonde, and she was being stupid. thats why i called her a blonde. She like im not a blonde im mexican, I was like you dumb bitch im not calling you a blonde cause your blonde, but cuz ur a dumb hoe. Well needless to say i got kicked out of school for a few days. OMG I have done soooo muich stupid stuff i cant even remember any of it. So wwhen i remember all of it i will add more. Im to tired tonight. <3 OK i just remembered something....we used to go egging from a car wash and hit cars passing by on the busy street. Well we didnt have eggs one time so we got anything we could find i.e. tomatoes, onions, peppers. So i was alone cause everyone was bored they were all smoking down the street at a friends house. Well i hit this one car sooooooo hard it sounded liek a shotgun went off. Right in the door. It was a brand new explorer. Well i started running. when I got to my friends house they were all standing up and one of them had a 9 in his hands. they were like wtf are you ok. We heard a gunshot are u ok. i was like screw that i hit a car. TIS WAS AMAZING more to come later Edited Fri Feb 09 2007, 07:30AM |
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| Joey Leone |
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{F7L5}'s official smartass
Registered Member #293
Joined: Mon Jun 12 2006, 06:17PMPosts: 234 |
Not really all that many stories I can post, mine are pretty much the same everytime. They almost all involve one of a few things: either I jump off something rather high up and break something; I play with something very hot/still on fire and apply it to the skin of either myself or a friend; interesting short games with extremly sharp objects (sharpened sticks, knives, broken plastic objects, so on and so forth); or playing Chicken: Mr. Pain style. Yep, thats pretty much about it, I have plenty of stories, but that there pretty much sums up the entire lot of them. Now you got me thinking about it! There is one particular story I remember quiet well, it combines a number of these  So, the year is 2002, I'm 12 years old (this is late july - early august). 4 or 5 of my friends and I are chillin out in one of our friend's house while his parents were at the movies. Now, we had all chilled at his house before (he had a huge ass fire pit in his backyard) and being a pyro myself, I felt the need to stoke a fire for our entertainment. I don't remember who, but someone found a set of fire pokers (the long tools people use to stoke fires in their fireplaces, for those who didn't know  ). SO after creating the fire, we heated the pokers in the fire for a time, until they were obviously hot. Next, in a fit of brilliance on our part, we proceeded to engage in "hot fire poker sword fights". After a few minutes, several burns, and some rather interesting screams of pain, it turned into a rather interesting chase through his house between him and I (me being chased). I somehow managed to find my way upstairs, onto the deck, then onto the roof, and (of course, being that it was me) jumping off the roof, 3 stories up, straight down. Obviously, this doesn't go so well for brittle human bones. I broke my left leg in 2 places, along with tearing my ACL (I didn't know what an ACL was at the time, but I do now because of a recent injury some of you know about, where I completly shredded my ACL so there is nothing left of it until it heals  ) So, the morale of the story is: Don't sword fight with red hot fire pokers and proceed to be chased around a house and then proceed to fling yourself from the 3rd story roof. Because it hurts like a bitch. Edited Fri Feb 09 2007, 10:36AM |
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
when i was 4 i was gonna help my dad replace the sprinkler system. he told me to go change into some clothes that i didnt mind getting wet-so i came back out in scuba gear (thinking there would be some swimming involved) When i was 9 i hit 5 batters in a row, the first on purpose and the last 4 because my coach was pissed at me. I got ejected. I once ran an interception into the wrong end zone and got a saftey- we ended up losing by 1. |
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| Joey Leone |
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{F7L5}'s official smartass
Registered Member #293
Joined: Mon Jun 12 2006, 06:17PM Posts: 234 |
lawl the 3rd one was my fav Emer, thats som smooth runnin there! | ||
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| Deo |
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Registered Member #474
Joined: Tue Oct 31 2006, 10:47PMPosts: 259 |
Iv got a few more stories. One time when i was like 8 we had this little pink girl bike and put a big tire in the back and a little tire in the front of the bike it was sweet. So one day i got bored and took it for a spin in side my house i did wheels and skid on the floors and them my mom got really med at me and told me to git it out. But it was fun. When i was like 7 me and my brothers and my friend like to smash those matchbox cars with rocks and other stuff we could find. But one day we got board of doing it that way so we got all of are cars we had them lined up in the road so if a car came up the road there would be no way to git a round them and then they would have to run them over and it work, a few cars came up the road and run them over but then my dad made us pick them all up because he said that it can pop there tires, and thats were are fun ended. Then just about 2 years ago me and my brother would push this other kid off those black bike jumps on a wagon into a bunch of trash cans we had set up in front of the jumps. The first few time he would go off the jump the wagon would go front first up in the air and would came crashing down backwards on the trash cans and he would be under the wagon. Then a few other times we did it he would clear the trash cans and land perfect on the jump at the other end. Than the last time he crashed and all most broke his ass bone and i think his neck. But he was fine. This other time we had this old trash can and we put it on a skate bored and pushed it down the road with some one in it and we pushed it off my deck in a bunch of leafs. We also made a bunch a different things like that. Oh and Jigg4Joe i really thought that you didn't know what a chink was. Edited Fri Feb 09 2007, 07:32PM |
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Hmm. Okay I'll shoot. We had a metal barrel like thing, don't know what the hell it was. A thunderstorm came along, so me and my little brother decided to run into the metal barrel for shelter from the rain. I had diarrhea real bad, and I didn't think I could make it to the bathroom, so I opened up my window and stuck my ass out of the window and went there. The window was facing my main road. I had a bunch of pet rats, and I thought it would be fun to take some of them on the trampoline with me. When I couldn't handle holding 4 of them, one of them would fall out of my arms and would bounce on the trampoline while I went jumping on. No rats survived. I put a ferret in the microwave to see what happened for 30 seconds. Amazingly, the ferret lived. I tried to go down my driveway on a scooter, which the driveway is a mess of bricks and stones. I hit one of the bricks sticking up and did a superman dive right off of my scooter. I ate dog food thinking it was Multi Grain Cheerios. Edited Fri Feb 09 2007, 09:02PM |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
I put a ferret in the microwave to see what happened for 30 seconds. Amazingly, the ferret lived. LOL! are you serious?..what did it do? |
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Wu are you copy and pasting these from somewhere? It looks like you copied a reply in the previous one too... | ||
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