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You'll survive covid?
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Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
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unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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bleek
Sun Apr 01 2007, 10:36PM Print
#woo
 bleek
Registered Member #23 Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM
Posts: 665
 Ok, I'll give you the story as simply as I can put it. I have this buddy of mine, his name is Mike. I decided to play a joke on him today, and fake having a seizure/passing out. I thought it would be funny, but as most of you know, I have a really SHITTY sense of humor. So me and him were walking home from a game of basketball, becouse it finally got warm enough to play in the park. I decided it was the perfect moment to do it, with no one around. *I fall to the floor. Start shaking, and speakign gibberish, and finally stop moving with my eyes WIDE OPEN. To my surprise he was awfully calm. He looked around and unzipped my pants. I decided to see where this was going...until, until he started sucking on my dick. I started to scream at taht point, with my dick in his mouth he paniced, and bit down on it. IT HURT like HELL! I pulled my pants up, he was screaming in shock, I guess he thought I wouldn't know. I ran home to post this as soon as I could. I don't know what to do. My dick is bleeding, I'm afraid it might fall off! Please help! I tried putting ice on it, but that makes me hard and it starts bleeding harder. My mom tried putting pressure on it by rubbing it but thats not working either! I ASK FOR YOUR HELP FT! To make matters worse, if I die, I might JUST become a zombie. "There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia." Taken straight from the BBC website! I think I might have the virus in me! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket *UPDATE* Ok this is too weird! SOme bunnies just penetrated my apartament! Ill try an dfight them off while setting up a live camera feed for you guys! I hope the door can hold them. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket *UPDATE* OK I managed to kill them all. I also emailed my doctor who replied, with a strange way to help me... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I dont understand the meaning of this message! HELP! Happy April Fools, I hope this joke is in better taste! (this thread is also a tribue to Wu I miss you buddy! Edited Mon Apr 02 2007, 01:18AM
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nostie
Sun Apr 01 2007, 10:46PM
nostie
Registered Member #185 Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM
Posts: 3167
 lol bleek. "my mom tried putting pressure on it by rubbing it"
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drunkirishmafia
Sun Apr 01 2007, 10:46PM
drunkirishmafia
Registered Member #289 Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AM
Posts: 1543
 put a bandaid on it
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scope_uk
Sun Apr 01 2007, 10:50PM
scope_uk
 scope_uk
Registered Member #389 Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PM
Posts: 598
 (this thread is also a tribue to Wu I miss you buddy!

We all miss Wu but you will have to do tongue Pretty funny though smile
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Syntax
Sun Apr 01 2007, 10:55PM
Rudeboy Supreme!
 Syntax
Registered Member #617 Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM
Posts: 1252
 You best move out. And move away to a different country b4 your dad comes home and finds out your mom was jerking you off? haha
jk.
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emerican
Mon Apr 02 2007, 12:49AM
emerican
Registered Member #164 Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM
Posts: 3146
 hahahaha
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Diffy
Mon Apr 02 2007, 01:46AM
DDR Master
 Diffy
Registered Member #603 Joined: Sun Mar 18 2007, 12:15AM
Posts: 86
 Lol... So are you and Mike cool now?
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bleek
Mon Apr 02 2007, 01:58AM
#woo
 bleek
Registered Member #23 Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM
Posts: 665
 I dunno, it will be awkward between us.
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nostie
Mon Apr 02 2007, 03:27AM
nostie
Registered Member #185 Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM
Posts: 3167
 i think your doctor is trying to tell you you're gay.

You're gay.

<33
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.neXTt
Mon Apr 02 2007, 03:41AM
.neXTt
Registered Member #507 Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PM
Posts: 539
 rofl. what's mike's phone number...hmmm?

i'm interested wink
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New counter-strike fellas....
1 year ago
You'll survive covid?
2 years ago
Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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