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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Alright guys. This is a little ridiculous, and I'm still speechless... *sigh* I always knew there was something a little off with my brother. When we were really young, me and him liked dressing up like Batman. Well, I always wanted him to be a villain, like the Joker or something, but he always insisted on being Robin. I made him this really badass Robin costume, but instead he went into our mothers closet and got her tights. They were pink, so it really didn't look the best, but he was happy, so I was happy. I never really understood his love for stuffed animals and overly un-masculine music growing up either. He always liked the boy bands and stuff. When I was into Rage Against The Machine, he was into stuff like Boyz 2 men and Richard Marx. From the time he was 13 and up, I started to realize that he might be gay. Now, I'm fine with this. I don't mind homosexuals, but with my brother, it's a little different. He started really early, and must have known he was gay all along, because when he was like 14, we would go to the mall, and instead of scoping out girls, he'd be like..."mmmm" whenever a dude in tight pants or a cowboy hat or something would walk by. It was really weird. I just sort of laughed it off all these years. Well, he's 22 now, I'm a few years older. I went home for Thanksgiving, and he seemed normal. I asked him if he was dating anyone, and he kind of looked at me weird. He told me that he didn't want to date anyone for a reason that he would tell me later. So, here we are, my brother just left my apartment. He came over to hang out a share a few beers early in the day because we both work 3rd shift. So he comes here, and starts drinking like a fish. He gets drunk in like an hour. I was already kind of intoxicated. So we're sitting there, smoking cigarettes, and he comes and sits right next to me. He clears his throat and says "I...I have never told you this...but...the reason I have never date anyone, is because..." Then he stopped. I told him I'm his brother and that he can tell me anything. He started again: "I never dated anyone...because...I'M WAITING FOR YOU." My jaw dropped. I was speechless. I didn't know what the hell to say. He started crying, then started hugging me. He opened his mouth to speak again and I interrupted him and said "Listen, I'm not gay..." He then laughed and said "I'm not gay! I'm bi! I just like guys a little more than girls." Then, a look of horror crossed his face. "YOU'RE not going to be with me are you?" I didn't know what to say, or do...so I just stared at him. "I'VE JUST POURED MY HEART OUT TO YOU and you're not going to even KISS ME?!" he shouts. I told him to calm down. Then he flipped out. He started screaming at me how I've been leading him on. How I used to get naked in my room and walk to the bathroom with only a towel covering my lush genitals (he actually said lush). How I would smile at him and give him hugs. How I would kiss him on the head on holidays. I told him that this is normal brother behaviour, and that I didn't mean to lead him on... That's when he went in for the kiss. Him being drunk, I easily flipped him off of me and on to the floor. His head hit the wood and made a desolate 'thud' sound, but he got up and lunged at me. His lips were smack in the smacking position and he really wanted my saliva in his mouth. I could see it in his eyes. He longed to suck on my succulent tongue, longed to squeeze my luscious buttocks, and grind up and down my hairy, masculine body. But I wouldn't have it. I ran out of my house, crying. I called my parents and told them what happened, but they wouldn't believe me. This concludes Chapter 1 of Alcohol_Powered's diary. Stay tuned later this week for further installments. |
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
rofl. waiting on chapter two. xDD nice writing. you shoudl write a freaking novel. and publish it. |
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
Wu, ever think about writing for Maxim or something? | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
waiting for installment 2. good work. | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Wu, that was fuckin AWSOME! i like the end twist. and cant wait for chapter two. And for real, GREAT wording and you should really write for a magazine or something. You may have out of the ordinary posts, but they are well written and are very funny. GJ | ||
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AKA cupcake
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Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
haha, loved it as usual | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Wu, are you back? Or are you jsut teasing my penis yet again? | ||
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
aborted fetus wrote ... Wu, are you back? Or are you jsut teasing my penis yet again? -[link]- |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
Seeing as how its about Alex, it's probably true 
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
Wu-banga wrote ... This concludes Chapter 1 of Alcohol_Powered's diary. ROFL!! Uh oh Alex. The secret is out about you and Fetus. Quick. Find and burn your other diaries about those nights with Jigg and I.  Good stuff Wu!! You're the man!! <3 <3 |
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