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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
if you're into public sex/masturbation saturday night i was driving to Trenton from NY after a party (headed home) it was about 2am and i hadn't slept on friday either because i was up all night packing. so i was extremely tired from not sleeping and then moving all my furniture and boxes into a uhaul, plus i drank and went swimming at this party so that was even more energy expended. anyway, i started losing focus on the road and thought that i should pull over and rest, even though i didn't want to and have never had to be before because it's only a two hour drive, but i went ahead and pulled over anyway. after i stopped i set an alarm on my cell phone for 1 hour later, but i couldn't fall asleep because it was so hot. i looked around at the empty farm landscape lining the highway and i started thinking about one of my favorite fantasies - having sex on the side of the road. i was between towns, so pretty much in the middle of nowhere. suddenly i realized what the second best thing to that fantasy would be. i grabbed the ky jelly out of my suitcase, got out of my car, laid down on the side of the road and rubbed one out right there in front of all the passers-by. it was awesome - probably the most intense orgasm i've ever had. i got back in my car and was much more alert, surprisingly. i was so turned on by what i did that 20 miles later i had to do it again. this will most likely become my new favorite ritual. my old ritual was masturbating on the 3rd story balcony of our beach house every year; it faces the beach. i'm definitely an exhibitionist go look for my cum stains on Route 1 if you want proof. Edited Wed May 09 2007, 02:26PM |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
One of my friends would always be bouncing his leg during engilsh class (wicked hot teatcher in that class. and every time she laughed it sounded like she was having an orgasm). It was strange cause he started of kind of subtle, but as the class continued it would get more and more intense until he was practically stomping on the floor, then all of the sudden he would stop alltogether. About half way through the school year, on one particullarly hard stomping, I asked him why he was stomping all the time like he was doing now. Right then I gagged becuase he stopped and a big wet stain formed around his thigh. | ||
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
I'm pretty sure toaster's story is better than Wu's... strictly because his is during school. I dunno though, facing a beach would be pretty funny! Need stories about it wu! | ||
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Registered Member #395
Joined: Tue Aug 22 2006, 05:10PMPosts: 62 |
Ok guys...here are two stories...one guy I know got suspended for jerking off in class. Also one day during a french class they started watching a movie and this one guy who was sitting in the front of the class just whipped out and started going at it....my school is fucked up. | ||
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
I said this in another threat, I hit my mirror masturbating. Try going a week Wu without fap fap fapping yourself, and then do your little roadside masturbation. You can target practice with the cars that drive by with the mega load that you have saved up. | ||
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Nightrider wrote ... I said this in another threat, I hit my mirror masturbating. Do you always masturbate in front of your mirror? isnt that pretty flaming since you are looking at yourself, a man, while you are masturbating? Fucking faggoot |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
Kid that i know was at a hotel with a couple of friends. Kid takes the laptop into bathroom, keeps door open, and starts jacking off. 2 other friends around and a couple of girls. | ||
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| O_Mega |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
Registered Member #59
Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
Omega wrote ... I bet u would like that. No, it was some sad senior that graduated like last year. He never wanted to hook up with girls for some reason.
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| Infernus |
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Aww, internets!
Registered Member #76
Joined: Sun Dec 18 2005, 06:43AMPosts: 238 |
Homosexual or outcast? | ||
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