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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
-[link]- Quote: Bananorama says: Ok, this is a great way to simulate a vagina. It almost feels like a vagina except this way is more tighter than a vagina. What you do is get a banana. Cut off the top. Squeeze out the banana matter, eat it if you want or just throw it away. Put some KY Jelly or an ""oily"" lubricant in the banana (you can also use a little bit of some mashed up banana matter). Wrap the banana with duct tape so that when you insert your cock inside the banana it won't break. At the other end poke a pencil-sized hole for air. CAREFULLY insert your cock into the banana. Be extra careful not to break it. Once you start to slowly fuck the banana it will fit you penis and become loose. You will have a great time. It's just like tight pussy and you'll cum a lot. Your cum will also taste like banana. Mmmmm.. Quote: Keeps on coming says: I like to masturbate until I almost cum then stop. I do this until I shoot spunk without cumming. My penis feels incredible. I then start again and cum properly with a fantastic feeling. I'm 48 and I am cumming every day. The older I get the more I enjoy my penis! Quote: Good vibrations says: I like to use stereo speakers. Take the cover off and prop it up so you can put your cock against it and turn up the bass. Amazing! Quote: Backyard show time says: When nighttime comes around, like 12 o'clock midnight, I love to escape to my backyard. I strip off all my clothes and start jacking off on the cement. There are four houses that have windows that can see into my backyard. The very thrill that they might be watching turns me on. In fact, just the other night the girl next door was watching me through her window. Through the corner of my eye I could see her peeking through her curtain. I acted like I didn't know and stayed out there for almost an hour until I came in the grass. Quote: On the road says: I love to masturbate while driving on the interstate. Once I noticed an SUV in the next lane keeping pace with me. Thinking some other guy was watching me jack-off, I looked over timidly to see a very attractive middle-aged woman staring at me and smiling. I was embarrassed but also incredibly turned on, so I decided to give her a bit of a show. I put the car on cruise-control, raised my hips so she could see clearly, and slowly stroked my cock until I came into my fist. Soon after the ""fog"" cleared, she honked her horn, gave me a thumbs-up, and drove away. AWESOME EXPERIENCE!!! Quote: Cum in public (Woman) says: I love to masturbate in public places. I wear a button-down-the-front dress or a miniskirt with no panties. I masturbate by stroking my clit and fingering my pussy and I always have a good orgasm. I have masturbated in class, on a bus, in a taxi, on a plane, on a train, in the cinema, in a shop, at a pop concert, in church, in the park, at a bus stop, in McDonald's, in the dentists, in the hair salon, at a fun fair, in a public Jacuzzi and in a police station. I get a huge thrill when I masturbate in public knowing that people might see what I am doing. Once when I masturbated in class my best friend saw me and she masturbated with me until we both came together. Edited Mon May 21 2007, 09:00AM |
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
rofl wu after you use your banana. send it to me 
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Registered Member #594
Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
THis is all i have 2 say http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/ | ||
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
lmfao, that last one is sexy 
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| Omni |
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terrible one
Registered Member #33
Joined: Tue Nov 29 2005, 11:50PMPosts: 1292 |
lol one of your best posts ever, i really laughed at this one! | ||
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
The 2nd guy is def going to need some Viagra later in life if not right now. | ||
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Damnit Bean.
Registered Member #666
Joined: Fri Apr 13 2007, 02:58AMPosts: 62 |
lol the speakers. | ||
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