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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy birthday". I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me". I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment". After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back". "OK", I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked... |
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| Glas4d |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
lol.......owned? | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
hahahhahahhahahhahahhaahahhhahahahahaah gorgeous. |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM Posts: 1109 |
I'll bet $100 that Fetus feels the need to post pictures of penises due to the fact that i was naked | ||
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I'd be happy. | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
Mr "I"
 wrote ...I'll bet $100 that Fetus feels the need to post pictures of penises due to the fact that i was naked |
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AMPosts: 699 |
That seems like something that true would get himself into. Always drugged up and stuff | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Mr wrote ...I'll bet $100 that Fetus feels the need to post pictures of penises due to the fact that i was naked Uh, no, you sicko. I just enjoyed the story. Why does everything always have to be about penises with you? Can't we just enjoy the story? Gaaaaaawwwwdddd. |
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| Matador |
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Registered Member #784
Joined: Mon Jul 16 2007, 03:43AMPosts: 71 |
ha ha....that would be awkward | ||
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Registered Member #597
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PMPosts: 790 |
ROFL. | ||
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