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wat do u do when someonese in a meeting AND on aim?
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creativenate88
Mon Aug 20 2007, 07:47PM Print
creativenate88
Registered Member #545 Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 08:11PM
Posts: 263
 (11:58:16 AM) creativenate88: so i was walking down the street
(11:58:28 AM) creativenate88: this crazy old guy was like
(11:58:38 AM) creativenate88: ill suck your dick for a cheeze burger
(11:58:50 AM) JerseyBoy2003: rofl
(11:58:57 AM) JerseyBoy2003: so i guess you bought a cheeseburger
(11:59:00 AM) JerseyBoy2003: wink
(11:59:06 AM) creativenate88: so i was like alright lemme go into riteade to get you a toothbrush toothpaste, floss, and mouthwash
(11:59:18 AM) creativenate88: then i went to get he cheese burger
(11:59:44 AM) creativenate88: so hes sucking my dick an i splooge in his mouth
(11:59:59 AM) creativenate88: i then throw the cheese burger on the ground behind him
(12:00:06 PM) creativenate88: he turns around to pick it up
(12:00:24 PM) creativenate88: and i donkey punch him and jizz comes spewing out his nose
(12:00:39 PM) creativenate88: and he passes out on the ground
(12:00:48 PM) creativenate88: then i grabbed the cheese burger
(12:00:52 PM) creativenate88: ate it
(12:01:05 PM) creativenate88: and left the wrapper crumpled up in front of the old man
(12:04:37 PM) JerseyBoy2003: wow dude
(12:04:45 PM) JerseyBoy2003: that's the most f'ed up story ever
(12:04:54 PM) JerseyBoy2003: and i am in a meeting trying not to laugh
(12:05:02 PM) creativenate88: haha
(12:05:03 PM) creativenate88: well dont
(12:05:07 PM) creativenate88: it was fucked up
(12:05:13 PM) creativenate88: i visited the guy in the hospital
(12:05:20 PM) creativenate88: i geuss he landed on his nose
(12:05:25 PM) creativenate88: and its busted
(12:05:34 PM) creativenate88: fuckeer looked like a strawberry short cake
(12:05:43 PM) creativenate88: blood, jizz, and skin
(12:06:53 PM) creativenate88: but thats nothing compared to wat i did to this guy while he was in the hospital
(12:07:03 PM) creativenate88: i volunteer at the hospital
(12:07:13 PM) creativenate88: so i offered to take this guy under my wing
(12:07:18 PM) creativenate88: an care for him
(12:07:25 PM) creativenate88: so i get after hours visiting right
(12:07:40 PM) creativenate88: and i know where they keep the chlroiform and other sedatives
(12:07:40 PM) JerseyBoy2003: wtf
(12:07:46 PM) JerseyBoy2003: are you being serious
(12:07:50 PM) creativenate88: ?
(12:07:52 PM) JerseyBoy2003: you better be joking
(12:07:54 PM) creativenate88: oh shit
(12:07:59 PM) JerseyBoy2003: about this whole freaking situation
(12:08:14 PM) creativenate88: ok so it didnt quite look like a strawberry shorttcake
(12:08:26 PM) creativenate88: u had to look at it aat a few angles and dream a bi
(12:08:29 PM) creativenate88: bit
(12:08:49 PM) creativenate88: lol im just fckin with you
(12:09:15 PM) creativenate88: u know the whole jizz in the mouth and donkey punch to make the splooge ooze from the nose thing is our thing
(12:09:22 PM) creativenate88: i would betray you by doing it to some hobo
(12:10:13 PM) JerseyBoy2003: omg i was like is he serious
(12:10:16 PM) creativenate88: haha
(12:10:22 PM) JerseyBoy2003: trying to listen in this meeting and i'm reading this
(12:10:26 PM) creativenate88: how do u think im such a good criminal
(12:10:33 PM) creativenate88: i can make shit up on a dime
(12:13:34 PM) JerseyBoy2003: stop being a criminal
(12:13:42 PM) JerseyBoy2003: how many times do we have to go through this
(12:13:47 PM) creativenate88: i ment
(12:13:54 PM) creativenate88: how i WAS a good criminal
(12:14:16 PM) creativenate88: now im just a sex addict, linux junkie
(12:14:54 PM) JerseyBoy2003: rofl
(12:14:55 PM) JerseyBoy2003: good
(12:14:57 PM) JerseyBoy2003: lol
(12:15:03 PM) JerseyBoy2003: as long as it's not gay sex addict
(12:15:04 PM) JerseyBoy2003: rofl
(12:15:33 PM) creativenate88: wait
(12:15:37 PM) creativenate88: wat about us
(12:15:44 PM) creativenate88: ok
(12:15:52 PM) creativenate88: either i get the booze and crimes
(12:15:54 PM) creativenate88: or i get ur ass
(12:15:57 PM) creativenate88: u chose
(12:16:02 PM) creativenate88: i cant lose either way
(12:18:29 PM) JerseyBoy2003: rofl
(12:22:18 PM) creativenate88: u ganna choose?
(12:22:33 PM) JerseyBoy2003: see you tonight big boy wink
(12:22:49 PM) creativenate88: oooorah
(12:25:16 PM) creativenate88: wats the meeeting about?
(12:25:48 PM) JerseyBoy2003: new system we are looking at using
(12:26:22 PM) creativenate88: is it like a reverse upside down doggy style with a twist?
(12:28:32 PM) creativenate88: oh wait...u guys are trying to eliminate employee on employee sexual harrassment, so it must be the new sex box, alot of companies are setting up rooms like bathrooms
(12:28:36 PM) creativenate88: where u can go in
(12:28:42 PM) creativenate88: and have ur way with the sexbox
(12:28:56 PM) creativenate88: over 1000000000 forms of sexual pleasure
(12:29:18 PM) JerseyBoy2003: rofl
(12:29:23 PM) creativenate88: its like going to bed with a chinese woman on steroids and hypnotic with a dash of excstacy
(12:29:48 PM) JerseyBoy2003: smile
(12:30:01 PM) creativenate88: except the chinese woman is alot cheaper
(12:30:08 PM) creativenate88: 2 dollars per person
(12:30:20 PM) creativenate88: sex boxxes are expensive
(12:30:28 PM) creativenate88: and when some one like me goes in
(12:30:36 PM) creativenate88: i tend to hog it, clog it, and break it
(12:32:28 PM) creativenate88: how many times have u actually loled?
(12:33:36 PM) JerseyBoy2003: when just now
(12:34:11 PM) creativenate88: i mean throughout this whole convo?
(12:36:51 PM) JerseyBoy2003: very few times...trying to keep quiet while my boss is talking
(12:37:01 PM) creativenate88: please oh please
(12:37:04 PM) creativenate88: go OOHHH
(12:37:07 PM) creativenate88: then be like
(12:37:09 PM) creativenate88: sorry
(12:37:17 PM) creativenate88: got a cramp in my groin
(12:37:36 PM) creativenate88: they cant penisalyze u for that
(12:38:47 PM) creativenate88: have u ever jerked it in a meeting?
(12:40:00 PM) creativenate88: or ever had sex with an all american club sandwhich?
(12:41:05 PM) creativenate88: please dont tell me u did it with a pie
(12:41:07 PM) creativenate88: thats so lame
(12:41:11 PM) creativenate88: one guy in a movie does it
(12:41:20 PM) creativenate88: and its the in thing to do
(12:42:50 PM) creativenate88: if u really want good simulated sex
(12:43:14 PM) creativenate88: well the simplest form
(12:43:18 PM) creativenate88: is the banana
(12:43:28 PM) creativenate88: cut the top off
(12:43:37 PM) creativenate88: squezz the nana out
(12:43:42 PM) creativenate88: tape up the nana
(12:43:48 PM) creativenate88: add lube
(12:43:51 PM) creativenate88: and penetrate
(12:43:59 PM) creativenate88: u can even shave a hamster
(12:44:10 PM) creativenate88: and glue the hair around the nana hole
(12:44:19 PM) creativenate88: to add muff hair
(12:45:26 PM) creativenate88: i mean u dont need to get intricate for wat awhole 20 seconds
(12:45:33 PM) creativenate88: fetus talks man
(12:45:37 PM) creativenate88: its ok ur a preme
(12:45:44 PM) creativenate88: just means i dont have to get bored
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Jesus[tzahal]
Mon Aug 20 2007, 08:46PM
Jesus[tzahal]
Registered Member #530 Joined: Wed Jan 03 2007, 10:56PM
Posts: 807
 You're a dork...
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emerican
Mon Aug 20 2007, 09:56PM
emerican
Registered Member #164 Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM
Posts: 3146
 i cant believe i just read that whole thing
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jigg4joe
Mon Aug 20 2007, 10:54PM
jigg4joe
Registered Member #326 Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AM
Posts: 635
 lmao was that while we were interviewing that dude, wild!? if it was you hid it well, although i wasn't really paying attention. i didn't hear you laugh at all tho.

hahahahaha

rolf
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Syntax
Mon Aug 20 2007, 11:26PM
Rudeboy Supreme!
 Syntax
Registered Member #617 Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM
Posts: 1252
 Lol, you were just trying to make him laugh in his meeting?
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sierramist
Tue Aug 21 2007, 02:39AM
sierramist
Registered Member #713 Joined: Sun May 20 2007, 12:58PM
Posts: 210
emerican wrote ...

i cant believe i just read that whole thing

yeah me too
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L3muR
Tue Aug 21 2007, 03:29AM
L3muR
Registered Member #378 Joined: Tue Aug 08 2006, 09:28PM
Posts: 239
 omg, that could damn well be one of the funniest things ive ever read. If that was me i woulda busted out laughing at the strawberry shortcake part.
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Saucey
Tue Aug 21 2007, 08:05AM
Saucey
Registered Member #830 Joined: Wed Aug 08 2007, 10:30PM
Posts: 109
creativenate88 wrote ...


(12:05:34 PM) creativenate88: fuckeer looked like a strawberry short cake
(12:05:43 PM) creativenate88: blood, jizz, and skin


lol....
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Wildcard23
Tue Aug 21 2007, 08:40PM
Wildcard23
Registered Member #514 Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AM
Posts: 1067
jigg4joe wrote ...

lmao was that while we were interviewing that dude, wild!? if it was you hid it well, although i wasn't really paying attention. i didn't hear you laugh at all tho.

hahahahaha

rolf


LOLs!! Not during the interview but during the meeting after that. I still hid it well during that meeting though. wink
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BuBBLe GooSe
Sat Aug 25 2007, 11:02AM
The Original MilfHunter
 BuBBLe GooSe
Registered Member #163 Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PM
Posts: 1592
 Truesay! shades
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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
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Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
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How's firefighting?
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