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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Lol. I can't believe I read that whole thing. It'd have been a good story though. | ||
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
The joke is that you bitches read it! LOLERSKATE fo realz though interesting story Edited Sun Oct 21 2007, 06:42PM |
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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
Check out this joke and tell me if it's funnier Fuck, i forgot i posted, Im too sry : ( how do i delete? well w/e The Bet A guy that was in the bar for awhile goes up to the bartender and says "you see that cup over there?"(pointing to a small cup behind the counter)"i`ll bet you $100 that i can stand on that table over there"(pointing to a table at the far end of the bar)"and pee so that it gets into that cup." The bartender smiles and agrees to the offer, cause, you know, he`s thinking easy money. So the guy goes and stands on the table, does his thing and starts spinning around in circles, completely missing the cup. The whole time the bartender is smiling, thinking about the money. So the guy finishes and goes to the bartender, smiling. The bartender said "why are you smiling? you just lost $100." The guy looked at the bartender and said "yeah, well, you see those guys over there? I bet them $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, and you`d be smiling." Edited Sun Oct 21 2007, 09:43PM |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
hahah thats fucking gnar man! good one slick |
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| mdogg1108 |
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Registered Member #597
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PMPosts: 790 |
LOL@SLICK. | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
Wu, did you write that story or no? that was a damn good story... i got disappointed by the end, but i reread the end a few times, and rofl'd. |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
LOL SLICK, that's a good one. | ||
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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PM Posts: 663 |
Lol thx, i have too many more jokes  , should i open a new thread for those funny jokes?Heres another A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"? She calls on little Vartanik. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Vartanik says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that`s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vartanik replied, "The correct answer is `the one with the wedding ring on,` but I like your thinking." eh fuck it ima just give you guys a very nice site for the jokes and bunch of other stuffs ud love. This site has very hilarious stuff like videos and mayb fun games, and the thing that interests me the most is the news on that site lol...:D -[link]- Edited Mon Oct 22 2007, 02:47PM |
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| Skull Fracture |
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Registered Member #820
Joined: Fri Aug 03 2007, 06:57AMPosts: 417 |
fuck that was punny the set up for that one is fucking huge. |
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