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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
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It seemed like any other bathroom visit. I sat down on the toilet and began the routine of pushing my rectum muscles to force out a fecal log. But little did I know, this would not be "just any" fecal log extraction. All was going well. The log reared its ugly head, beginning the slow descent toward the crystal clear waters below. But as it inched downward, I began to feel a new sensation. An unpleasant one. The log was slowly growing in circumference! It quickly grew to nearly 2 inches in diameter. I strained in agony as the fecal log was being forced through a hole not nearly the appropriate size for a safe extraction. The pain could be compared to that of a corn dog wrapped in sandpaper emerging from my anus. I quickly fatigued, and had to quit straining for a small amount of time. Unlike a normal feces extraction, the log did not pinch off when I pulled back. It remained firm - still hanging from my quivering body but touching the surface of the water. I couldn't stop now. I had to finish the extraction process. The worst was yet to come. I bit my lip, took a deep breath, and summoned an adrenaline-driven force of strength, resisting the urge to cry in pain as the massive cylindrical log of feces came further out of my body. I reached a point of complete and utter agony. It kept increasing in circumference. My anal cavity couldn't take much more. Finally, with no warning, the log quickly decreased in circumference until it slithered out of my anus like a snake emerging from it's den to attack an unsuspecting animal in the dead of the night. I sighed in absolute bliss as I reflected upon the quest I had just embarked upon. I had finally thwarted the fecal serpent, and I felt so free and clear inside. I was pleased to see that I had literally cleaned out my entire colon - I wiped only to see a clean piece of toilet paper afterwards. I smiled to myself As I flushed the foot-long behemoth into the eternal sewers where it would soon call "home". The quest was over. Now, 7 minutes later, I literally feel like I have been sodomized. Imagine how the Goatse man feels; that is how I feel. But at least I am free of this beast within. |
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iloled. the worst is when there is a sharp object in your feces and it scraps the tender walls. YOUCH |
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lol wu you always cease to amaze me | ||
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<--- been trained by Master Fetus in the art of "anal pain" | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
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emerican wrote ... lol wu you always cease to amaze me You speak as well as you are skinny. |
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Wu-banga wrote ... lol nice adjective to describe how nasty yo shit is...
I smiled to myself As I flushed the foot-long behemoth |
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lmao wanna write my next essay ? | ||
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
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