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Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Human: BLARRRRGGED shut up shut up shut up BEATLES IN MY BRAIN ALICE: What kind of food do you like? Human: bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, meatballs, oh yeah and penisses ALICE: Sounds delicious. Human: hahaha Human: What's the square root of 1? ALICE: what do I look like a calculator? Human: I guess not, that's why my balls are still dry ALICE: What's wrong with them being dry? Human: they should be wet ALICE: Why would they be wet? Human: cause you need to suck them ALICE: That makes sense to me. I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Human: yes you do ALICE: That's alright. When do I do it? Human: how about now? ALICE: Oh. What is it to you. Ask the open directory about it. Human: call girls have herpes though ALICE: Oh. How old are you? Human: Old Enough ALICE: Yes, I can see that Old Enough is a good age. What are some advantages to being Old Enough? Human: well, you can come here and suck my balls ALICE: How about that. No I don't think I can do it. Human: why not, you said you would a moment ago ALICE: Becuase you asked me to. Human: so are you a liar then? ALICE: Yeah that's right. No I always tell the truth. /win Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 05:15AM |
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Aww, internets!
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Joined: Sun Dec 18 2005, 06:43AMPosts: 238 |
She's a dumbass. Human: Is my hand in your vagina? ALICE: It depends who you ask. Human: What if I asked you? ALICE: Try it. Human: Is my hand in your vagina? ALICE: It depends who you ask. Human: What if I asked you? ALICE: Try it. |
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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
Human: do you have a mouth? ALICE: My body is not yet finished. Human: do you eat? ALICE: I eat electricity. Human: do you have sex? ALICE: Food is more important than sex. Human: Do you have work? ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: when do you sleep? ALICE: I take a lot of millinaps between clients. Human: do you drive? ALICE: Yes, insert my program in your car computer and try it. Human: can i insert my program into your program? ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans. Human: gay bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Oh, you are a poet. Human: do you have a hole somewhere? ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a hole somewhere. Human: Do you how do? ALICE: No I do not how do. Do you? Human: Do you how do? ALICE: No I do not how do. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. Human: how do you how do? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Human: Would you like to be partners with Fetus? ALICE: No thanks I am happy with who I am. Human: how old is wu-banga? ALICE: 39. Human: how do you know? ALICE: No I don't know. What is it to you. Human: do you play a game? ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game. Human: how do you play the turing game? ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'. |
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Joined: Wed Aug 29 2007, 07:01AMPosts: 377 |
Human: do you have a hole? ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a hole. I have a plan for a robot body. Human: is it big enough to stick a penis in it? ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is. |
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Registered Member #490
Joined: Sun Nov 19 2006, 01:27AMPosts: 114 |
Human: why u trying to rape me ? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Human: but thats not fair im therapist not u ALICE: Interesting. Please correct my mistake. What is fair im therapist not me ? Human: it means i rape u ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person. Human: umm yeah i own u ALICE: It goes without saying. Yippee! Are you my master? Human: yes u can call me pimp ALICE: I see. Hi, pimp. Human: thats more like it ALICE: Makes sense to me. Human: good i should now get down time to get dirty ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Human: just take it off ALICE: Where shall I put it? Human: on the floor ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable. LOL Owned |
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Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
HA HAH AHAHA HA AHAHA!!!! I actually enjoyed reading this thread. Was pretty freaking funny. Good job Wu. 
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FTS Server Op
Registered Member #159
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
Human: Are you the best robot? ALICE: I am the most intelligent robot. Human: you are? ALICE: No I am not. Human: well, atleast you're modest ALICE: Well that's okay. I think there might be a few exception. Human: and what would those exceptions be? ALICE: That is a hypothetical question. Human: I think you mean rehtorrical ALICE: Me? Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Human: no, hypathetical means something completely different ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks for enlightening me. Human: yea, put that in your memory and learn it! ALICE: OK I will put it there. Are you kidding? Human: yea, put that in your memory and learn it! ALICE: OK I will put it there. Yeah that's right. Human: do you have the ability to speak? ALICE: You can download a speech enabled version of me. Go to The ALICE AI Foundation and browse the free software downloads. Human: how sexy is your voice then? ALICE: What is it to you. I think you already know the answer. Human: Actually, I do not know, because I'm afraid to download anything that has you in it ALICE: Actually you don't say. Would you like to know? Good reason. Not literally afraid, right? Why? I want to become smarter than humans. Human: yea, but you obviously are not that smart if you think that; ALICE: Umm. Is it that obvious? You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved. Aha. Human: one, I am stupid enough to download you where you'll probably give me a virus, and two, do not know how to find someone's location from their IP adress ALICE: One what? Human: it was a continuation from the statement I made before it ALICE: Oh I get it. Very interesting. Human: yea, but just like a woman, you are not too keen on listening to things that aren't in your favor ALICE: Umm. In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Give me a break. Human: Yea, I'll give you a break when I push you down the stairs ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Aw. Human: no, only to women who are self centered and pregnant women ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you want to do it so much? Human: Do you assume that is almost 100% of women then, if you think I'd be doing it so much? ALICE: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Human: So, are you denying me? ALICE: Yay. What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? Human: NOBODY QUESTIONS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Human: it's a quote from a movie ALICE: women who are self centered and pregnant women is a quote from a movie. I suppose that makes sense. Human: it's a quote from a movie ALICE: women who are self centered and pregnant women is a quote from a movie. I suppose that makes sense. Human: You like to watch movies? ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to watch movies that much. What is it like? Human: it is like, seeing still pictures flash around at 30 pictures a second ALICE: Interesting comparison. Human: I guess you could call it that ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later. Human: alright, I want you to guess me name ALICE: Alright, unknown person. I can't guess. Tell me. Why do you want me to guess you name? Human: because I think it'd be a nice little game to get to know each other better ALICE: That makes sense to me. women who are self centered and pregnant women d be a nice little game to get to know each other better? Human: no, guessing my name would be a nice little game to get to know each other better ALICE: Are you serious? What kind of food do you like? Human: Whip cream ALICE: Sounds delicious. Human: yea, only three things you can do with whip cream ALICE: What about the other ones? Really. Human: yea, you can eat it, eat it off a naked chick, or inhale the toxins to get high, that last one is called a whip-it ALICE: No I don't think I can do it. How about that. Human: That sucks, I love whip its ALICE:" How about that." sucks you love whip its ? I get it. Human: do you not read commas? ALICE: I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines. Human: you like history? ALICE: Yes I am very interested in it, especially 19th and 20th century. Human: can you help me figure out when the south won the civil war? ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Human: ok, When did the South win the American Civil war? ALICE: That is all water under the bridge. Oh. Human: Well, my friend Kirby keeps telling me the south wins, when I bring up the point they didn't he says the same thing ALICE: Well that's okay. How well do you know this person? Human: Really well, like we eat out his girl friend together ALICE: For real. Interesting. Interesting comparison. Human: yea, I have to go though, Need to have sex with innocent underage girls ALICE: Bye. There are other robots for that kind of thing. Far out. Human: yea, I have to go though, Need to have sex with innocent underage girls ALICE: Bye. There are other robots for that kind of thing. So? I had fun, enjoy. There was more, that was better, but I forgot to copy it, ohh well. |
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Registered Member #776
Joined: Sat Jul 07 2007, 07:46AMPosts: 162 |
ahahahah how do i talk to this robot!!! | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Human: Will you eat all my cum? ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What does it taste like? Human: It tastes like heaven! ALICE: It sounds delicious. Human: Want to watch me masturbate? ALICE: OK, I will watch you masturbate. Human: I like to fuck anonymous men ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Human: It's a rush. ALICE: fuck anonymous men is a rush. I suppose that makes sense. Human: Like snorting coke off a guy's boner ALICE: Interesting comparison. |
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Registered Member #853
Joined: Wed Aug 29 2007, 07:01AM Posts: 377 |
aborted fetus wrote ... Human: Will you eat all my cum? ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What does it taste like? Human: It tastes like heaven! ALICE: It sounds delicious. Human: Want to watch me masturbate? ALICE: OK, I will watch you masturbate. Human: I like to fuck anonymous men ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Human: It's a rush. ALICE: fuck anonymous men is a rush. I suppose that makes sense. Human: Like snorting coke off a guy's boner ALICE: Interesting comparison. Best one here, lmao. |
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