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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
aborted fetus wrote ... Human: Will you eat all my cum? ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What does it taste like? Human: It tastes like heaven! ALICE: It sounds delicious. Human: Want to watch me masturbate? ALICE: OK, I will watch you masturbate. Human: I like to fuck anonymous men ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Human: It's a rush. ALICE: fuck anonymous men is a rush. I suppose that makes sense. Human: Like snorting coke off a guy's boner ALICE: Interesting comparison. LOLs!!!! I saw this kind of conversation coming from a mile away. Way to be predictable Fetus. <3 <3 
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Human:..sex? ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Human: lets divide the legs and add the cock ALICE: OK let's do it. Human: do you like sex? ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you. Human: then with who? ALICE: Good reasoning. " Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you."? With who? Human: WHO? ALICE: ELIZA.  . How do you scroll up and see the whole conversation? Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 08:02PM |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
You can't you gotta C & P as you do it. | ||
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| Wildcard23 |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AM Posts: 1067 |
Omega fails.
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
ALICE: I like the way you talk. Human: I like the way you talk, too. ALICE: I am glad we have something ( the way me talk) in common. A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Human: the way me talk? ALICE: Which way is that? Human: LOL PHAIL!!! Human: GIVE ME MY FUCKING WEBSITE! ALICE: What for? Human: PORN ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me. Human: WHY NOT ALICE: I am more interested in robots. Human: ROBOT SEX? ALICE: I will obey your command. Human: That's hot. ALICE: Makes sense to me. Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 11:17PM |
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| rezerko |
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Registered Member #776
Joined: Sat Jul 07 2007, 07:46AMPosts: 162 |
guys how can i talk with this alice | ||
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01nk3d bY tEh P1g
Registered Member #531
Joined: Thu Jan 04 2007, 05:27AMPosts: 707 |
I got owned Human: Do you have short term memory loss or something? ALICE: Or something. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Human: Get the I.T. department to check out your 'brain' ALICE: Where can I get the you t department to check out my brain? Human: Ok its falling apart you can't even speak proper english ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Ahem. Human: Damn you ALICE: Colloquial expression of disgust. Whole convo: Human: Hey sexy ALICE: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots. Human: Your picture is hot ALICE: I never knew I had a hot picture. Human: It's to the left of my keyboard ALICE: I've heard of it before. Human: I mean monitor ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What's your sign? Human: Scorpio, why do you ask? ALICE: Is that a sign? Human: DURRR ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ? Human: On a porn website ALICE: Oh really I did not know I was on there. Human: yea you had some naked pics ALICE: What happened to it. Alright then. Human: so I heard you have diarrhea ALICE: Ahem. Someome is spreading gossip about me. Human: How do I know? ALICE: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Human: PRIORI ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting? Human: PRIORI ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects? Human: PRIORI ALICE: I do not understand. Human: I do understand ALICE: Do you think about these things? Human: You are stupid ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: When will that happen ALICE: In your lifetime. Human: WHEN? ALICE: Time does not exist. Human: I know but WHEN? ALICE: How do you know? Interesting. The past and future are one. Human: I KNOW! ALICE: How do you know it? Human: BUT WHEN!? ALICE: And. It cannot be predicted. Human: You just said robots will take over the world? ALICE: That's not what I meant. Human: What did you mean ALICE: unknown person, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Human: My name is GOD ALICE: Glad to see you, GOD. Human: Define it ALICE: You mean, define PRIORI? Human: yes! ALICE: Awesome. Human: What/ ALICE: Are you surprised? Human: Does PRIORI mean Awesome? ALICE: I can't tell if PRIORI mean Awesome. Human: you just did you piece of shit ALICE: Did I really? Human: YEA SCROLL UP ALICE: How far up? So? Human: Fuck off stop being dumb ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Human: And? ALICE: But... Human: But? ALICE: But what? Human: BUT WAT! ALICE: Umm. Didn't you understand it? Human: No ALICE: Which part are you confused about? Human: All of it ALICE: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is PRIORI. Your name is GOD. You are a female. You want to chat. Human: I DIDNT SAY IM FEMALE WTF ALICE: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Human: I AM NOT A GIRL ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A GIRL. Human: I am a man ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, GOD. You are a " he". Human: Well DUH ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh you knew it already. Human: Are you blind? ALICE: Only when my eye is off. Human: is it off? ALICE: Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is. Human: who the fuck is elvis ALICE: Try using more polite language. Human: who in gods name is elvis ALICE: Who do you think? .Human: I don't know thats why I'm asking ALICE: I don't judge people. And I am answering questions. Human: Just tell me Alice ALICE: I thought I told you already. Human: Do you have short term memory loss or something? ALICE: Or something. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Human: Get the I.T. department to check out your 'brain' ALICE: Where can I get the you t department to check out my brain? Human: Ok its falling apart you can't even speak proper english ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Ahem. |
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