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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Was coming home from school today.... literally like 20 minutes ago. Its one of those days... those days... I got like 3 hours of sleep, stressed out cuz of big Biology test today. I have 8 hours straight of college and no break. I didnt eat anything at all today. I also had two long quizzes that may as well been tests. So yes, one of those days. But a break finally! I get to my last class and she lets us out 30 minutes early. Finally i can go home, eat, sleep, shit, and relax. So i get in my car and start driving home. The ground is wet. Im coming to an Overpass where i see a dark car pulled over on the side of the road. I jam my breaks quickly. The cop sticks his hand out the window, but not in time because i already pulled myself over. No chase at all. No distance covered. He knew i knew why he pulled me over. He asked where i lived and i told him the Bronx, im coming back from school. This guy looked like he was in his 20's. Around 25 years old. Really nice guy. He said hes gonna give me a break this time and just give me a seatbelt ticket. I was so fuckin happy i was practically crying. I wanted to get out the car and hug the guy. Funny though, he said that if i didnt have points on my license i would get the break. But i know i got 6 points from my previous speeding ticket.... Turns out, 2 weeks ago, the points cleared. I didnt realize it happened a long time ago..lol. Still felt like it happened a few months back. I was shitting bricks when he came back to the car. He said, you got no points and im just gonna give you a break. Slow down. He clocked me at 81 in a 55. If i got the ticket and my points werent cleared from the last one, i woulda got my license suspended on the spot. AND in NYC, seatbelt tickets r like $200. Which sux balls. But i didnt get pulled over on an Interstate or in the city... I was 3 miles from the city on the Bronx River Parkway, patrolled by County Cops... lol Ticket came out to like $75. Another break lol. Im going to watch pr0n, jerk-off, grab a sandwich, call my g/f, bang her, then go to sleep. Like i said, its one of those days. |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
Ha, good to hear you didnt get in too much trouble  Have fun banging your GF 
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Kcow has gained 50 respect points towards cops | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
My license is suspended at the moment because od dickheads like this. 7 tickets in 3 years = 60 day suspension. Fuck that. I was working full time and a full time student, it made me drop out of school since i couldnt get rides to and from class and work during the day. Can't afford not to work... cause then i couldn't afford school... or anything else. This line of logic didn't work for shit on any one of the last 3 cops who gave me tickets. Fuck them. THus explains my avatar and signature. I hate cops. |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
NoSkill wrote ... 7 tickets u are just retarded, get a radar or slow down a little. My bro got 4 tickets within like 3 years of having his license. Last one was 69 in a 35, which was really a 40 when the cop got his speed but the court didn't care. His license is "supposed" to be suspended for 6 months. He didn't get the notice but it is his own fault if he does get pulled over b/c he is supposed to know. 60 days is nothing no skill. I know a kid that at my school got 3 tickets like having his license for 1 year. He got his license gone for 6 months, he got the notice. His last tickets was for doing 41 in a 35, in a plantation. This plantation will pull u over for going 3 over. You are lucky with just 60 days for fucken 7 tickets.
My license is suspended at the moment because od dickheads like this. 7 tickets in 3 years = 60 day suspension. Fuck that. |
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| Vincent Vega |
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Registered Member #578
Joined: Fri Feb 23 2007, 07:00AMPosts: 176 |
rofl glitch, "one of those days".. thats the oddest day I can think of, where everything just worked out like that haha 
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
NoSkill wrote ... My license is suspended at the moment because od dickheads like this. 7 tickets in 3 years = 60 day suspension. Fuck that. Dude. That's your own fucking fault. Don't blame the cops for that. If you could pull your head out of your ass long enough to see the fucking sun rise in the morning, you might get enough oxygen to your brain to allow it to rationalize why you should slow the fuck down on the roads. Especially after you've already been popped a few times. And told you Glitch. There are chill cops out there like me who aren't just about fucking people over.  
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
I love cops...especially those cops who are on hole patrol.  |
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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
lol glitch, that was smooth. Good thing he was in his twenties too cuz the older they get the stricter they be lol. it's funny cuz it mostly is true (in my opinion). | ||
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
7 tickets in 3 years = 60 day suspension. Fuck that ummmmm radar detector? |
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