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New counter-strike fellas....
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You'll survive covid?
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Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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Fish Tank Election '08 *The Devirginators* Headquarters
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NoSkill
Tue Nov 20 2007, 12:51PM Print
Sir
 NoSkill
Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2628
 Hi friend! This is NoSkill here and I want to welcome you to my campaign platform launching pad.

If you've made it this far we share the same innate curiosity instilled in us by (choose your favorite deity here).

However too often of times one browses to this forum in search of knowledge, or advice, or patriotic comradry and is instead greeted with -[link]- How can you in good concscience vote for this man!

This is a travesty, an outrage and an injustice. Here this community should be growing in leaps and bounds and instead we remain stifled. Repressed by the overtone of homosexual tendencies. This not only keeps away the afluent (read: straight) members of our community but discourages new ones from joining.

This must stop! For the good of the community. Elect me your President and I will bring in a slew of dedicated and educated gamers from all walks of life. (TF2 at least)

Gamers from around the interweb (our TF2 server) will flock to our site just to catch a glimpse of the new age and radical, yet conservative and well structured, clan we have here.

One last promise for now. I intend to bring a female to the board! One who will bring about balance! One who will tease and flirt and stir up feelings many of these young men haven't felt in years, maybe never! This I promise you Fish Tank.

Edited Tue Nov 20 2007, 04:12PM
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NoSkill
Tue Nov 20 2007, 01:00PM
Sir
 NoSkill
Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2628
 If you would like to join my party and run side by side with me there are a few requirements.

1.) You should be decidedly straight.
2.) You should enjoy conversation and debate.
3.) You should be an above average player in your game of choice.
4.) You should enjoy beer and social events.
5.) You should feel that the community isn't living up to it's potential.
6.) You should be mature and of voting age.


That is all. Feel free to reply with your indication of joining and which title you would like to have. I'm open to any and all titles but will veto them if they do not meet the above guidelines. (eg. Master Staff Seargent is NOT an acceptable title due to the presence of the word staff) Edited Tue Nov 20 2007, 01:00PM
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NoSkill
Tue Nov 20 2007, 01:14PM
Sir
 NoSkill
Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2628
 The Devirginators Party Make Up:
President - NoSkill
Coming soon... Edited Tue Nov 20 2007, 01:14PM
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Noname|Boom
Wed Nov 21 2007, 04:29AM
That one guy...
 Noname|Boom
Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
Posts: 2603
 No one likes your party, phail. Buttsecks ftw!!!
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Kcow
Wed Nov 21 2007, 02:26PM
Kcow
Registered Member #643 Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM
Posts: 1921
 NoSkill uses his terrible soldier skills to force feed cottage cheese to infants. Do you really want that kind of person as a president?

KCOW AND BUDDHA '08
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Compost
Thu Nov 22 2007, 03:39AM
Compost
Registered Member #607 Joined: Mon Mar 19 2007, 10:48PM
Posts: 225
 I will join your party!!!!
1. I love teh girls
2. I like witty conversation
3. I am great at halo heavy weapons and I suppose counterstrike (atleast getting to be better)
4. I like to socialize
5. blah blah blah
6. Just turned 19
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Knightrider
Thu Nov 22 2007, 03:41AM
Meteor 2016
 Knightrider
Registered Member #316 Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
Posts: 3503
 You got my vote.
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NoSkill
Thu Nov 22 2007, 09:24PM
Sir
 NoSkill
Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2628
 Yay I have support!

Compost feel free to choose your title, make it something manly.
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MyImaginaryFriend
Wed Jun 11 2008, 01:58PM
MyImaginaryFriend
Registered Member #1043 Joined: Mon Mar 31 2008, 07:41PM
Posts: 21
 I would love to join this party.

I <3 Poon,

I <3 Scotch Mostly & Most Beer, But hey I am a pilot so... Alcohol FTW

I am the best flight sim gamer EVER!

I actually went to an MC Hammer Concert... So yes I am old.

There is a party in my pants and all the fine ass bitches are invited!



I would like to be a Surgeon General or Secretary of State... And a coolio FT badass...

Count me in NoSkill
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b4ndito
Wed Jun 11 2008, 03:28PM
b4ndito
 b4ndito
Registered Member #958 Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM
Posts: 3385
 MIF, my respect for you has disappeared.

Jalugi party, NOW!
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New counter-strike fellas....
1 year ago
You'll survive covid?
2 years ago
Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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