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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
my parents are on their way home. they went to dinner and told me to feed the dog at 8 o clock which i did. i decided after that that i hadn't spent enough time with it though and decided to take it for a walk. it was already dark though, and i tripped on a rock and fell into a tree. there was a little city of caterpillars inside and when i fell i killed their king. naturally, they were upset. they swarmed me and i was forced to fight for my life. i climbed up to the top of the tree but the caterpillars got their first as they had more legs than me. when i got to the top they had already formed a kind of kite shape and latched on to me and started to fly me into the air over the trees. we must have ascended at least a thousand feet before they let me drop. my faithful dog, running along beneath us, broke my fall. and its back, unfortunately. now i have to explain this to my mom. i would just tell her about the caterpillars but her grandmother was a caterpillar and she grew up in a predominately caterpillar neighborhood. plus we haven't been getting along lately. i'm pretty scared, she really loved that dog. do any of you know any good healing spells? will update when parents get home |
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Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
JIOSDFJSODFIJSJ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Best story in a while. |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
it's worse now, my parents just called and they didn't go to dinner after all. they're buying me a trampoline for christmas and they want to know what color i want. how am i supposed to tell them i killed their loving dog who has licked their wounds and bodies on so many occasions now? and worse, what if they don't give me the trampoline? i've been wanting one forever so i can start a trampoline band. Edited Sat Dec 22 2007, 05:44AM |
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| L3muR |
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Registered Member #378
Joined: Tue Aug 08 2006, 09:28PMPosts: 239 |
Hmmm trampoline band definetely gets priority over morals in my opinion. | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
L3muR speaks truth. Throw the dog in front of a moving car JUST as they get home from the store and act like that's how it died. |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
they just got home. i guess they heard something was wrong in my voice over the phone and decided to leave immediately. when they opened the door i presented the dogs body to them in the sacrificial manner. i didn't want to hide anything, that is to say i didn't know how. my mom collapsed and started sobbing in my dads arms. his eyes became flinty and fiery and he started pelvic thrusting at me. i think you can guess what happened now...it was over in less than 30 seconds but it felt like an eternity. i got a couple good bites in but that probably will only make things worse in the long run. now they have locked me in my room and have promised to put one caterpillar under the door every hour until i ritualistically kill myself. i am thinking of doing it...it will only be four or five years early and if my parents tell me to who am i to disobey? |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
wow i have had a huge change of heart since the last post. even if my parents no longer care for or feed me i will carry on living in the neon slums feasting with the street urchins and cucumbers on the dregs of societies teas. i will start my first grand adventure today. i'm not sure how to escape though. my room is on the second floor, the door's locked, they are installing bars on my windows as i type, and there is a writhing layer of cockroaches between all the walls. if i claw through them i will be forced to take at least two dozen cockroaches along for the ride because they rarely allow travelers to pass through their territory without some form of ransom. at this point it seems to be the only feasible option though. i have heard that there are secret symbols one can drawn on metal bars that will vaporize them like so many jews in the crematoriums of the camps? if someone knows them i would love to hear, otherwise has anyone passed through the cockroach lands safely? were you able to shake off the cockroaches quickly or did they freeload for a while? |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Hahahahaha. | ||
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
lmao wu once ur mind starts working it just blasts off like a rocket. | ||
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
don't know what to say. havn't really been in that situation. funny thing is though that my friend was in a situation like that. havn't seen him in years. Edited Sat Dec 22 2007, 07:20AM |
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