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help! I burnt my cousins vagina!
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Wu-banga
Mon Jul 17 2006, 07:20AM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561
 Ok this is what happening

my parents are out with a few relatives, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

heres some background:


So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my viginity so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right'she said, but i told her"dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds,pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself-yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the Atari staff saying you need to lube up her otherwise it wont fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube,but i really want to lose my viginity-so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt-so I microwave it for 8 minutes, and the i put it in glass and poured it on her pussy, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game? Edited Mon Jul 17 2006, 07:22AM
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kd.
Mon Jul 17 2006, 08:13AM
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 Why don't you try getting another stick of butter, but don't microwave it this time! Maybe the cool one will counter with the hot one and it will fix it!!!
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emerican
Mon Jul 17 2006, 01:41PM
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 lol man 8 minutes. take some ice! not only will it cool it down, shell like it as well wink

wrote ...
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball

griffey baseball=ownage. i beat my friend 63-4 once in a 7 inning game.
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kremit
Mon Jul 17 2006, 03:54PM
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 Is this for real, or was this a joke? It sounds too god damn funny to be true.

If you are ever in this situation again, 8 minutes on a stick of butter gives 2nd degree burns.

Aloe Vera, and ice. Fastest heal there is
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Ian (Shampu)
Mon Jul 17 2006, 05:03PM
ian
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 it sounds to me like a joke... i mean who the fuck has sex for a n64 game? i do it for free and i would decline if they offer me anything n64 related.
in case this is real, aloe vera works really good. Go to the pharmacy and buy some ICE PATCHES. Its like a cool gel in a bag, really good and it doesnt causes frost burns on long use. If she is badly injured, go take her to an hospital or tell someone.

PS: funny how you said, "... but i told her"dont worry i know what im doing, ..."
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Ian (Shampu)
Mon Jul 17 2006, 05:05PM
ian
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 errr couldnt find the edit buttom, images are not downloading properly at the office. Maybe you want to buy some of those Burn Sprays that heals and relieve those kind of injuries.

Edit: Contact me on MSN if you need help with something. I have some experiences relating health issues. -[email]- Edited Mon Jul 17 2006, 05:07PM
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bleek
Mon Jul 17 2006, 05:45PM
#woo
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Registered Member #23 Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM
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 Looking at this being Wu, its 99% a joke wink if it's not it's even funnier somehow Oo
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.4ngryToasters
Mon Jul 17 2006, 11:05PM
you would
 .4ngryToasters
Registered Member #149 Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM
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 WU, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PUT MORE BUTTER ON IT!

Stick your dick (I'm assuming you have one) in the freezer for about 3 hours, or until it's frozen solid, Then screw her. Now you can heal her burns and lose your virginity at the same time. Carefull not to bang her to hard though, otherwise you might shatter your icicle.
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aborted fetus
Mon Jul 17 2006, 11:45PM
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 I love the smell of burnt vagina in the morning...smells like victory (rape).
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joker
Tue Jul 18 2006, 12:35AM
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 wu. every lie has at least a shred of truth. i'll leave it up to someone else as to how big of a shred it is.
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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
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Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
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Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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