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Boodz
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So, this week has been midterm week. Kinda good and bad, because nobody likes to take two hour long tests, BUT we get the rest of the day off. Also, if you have no midterms that day you get to stay home. Kay, awesome. Today I had my AP Euro exam. I've been fearing this exam for a while, and I knew it would take my anal virginity. It is, in fact, the ONLY midterm I've ever taken initiative to study for, and went to review after school for. Considering I am only a sophomore, that may not be so impressive, but it loomed over all Euro students like a giant naked black man, erect and ready to pounce. The test would consist of 80 multiple choice, 2 FRQs (free response questions), and 1 DBQ (document based question). We would have 1 hour for the multiple choice, 1 hour for the FRQs, and 1 hour for the DBQ. Now, I'm not one to worry much about tests. I'm not over-confident, I just don't worry much. However, premenstrual girls that get into classes by kissing major ass and giving head get to you after a while, and their incessant shivering eventually got me worrying. By the time I get to school, I had passed gaggles of giggling girls grueling over Galileo Galilei and Gaulle. I stepped into the exam room a little late, forgetting that the test was in the L.G.I.C. and not the campus center (please, try and come up with better bullshit names school). The proctors had not given their little speech yet as I sat down, and I pulled the sharpened pencils out of my pocket. The back of the chair was much too far back, so I laid my head on the desk as Mr. Harshman, one of the proctors and Euro teachers, began to speak. I noticed that Harshman and all the other proctors looked particularly somber. Mr. Harshman droned out in a nasally voice that he had a horrible way to start the exam. I was wondering how you could possibly make the exam less fun without having us rip our own sexual organs off of our bodies. "One of the English teachers, whom many of you have, Mrs. Halter, has passed away. She had fallen at a friends house and hit her head." One noted premenstrual girl sitting next to me burst out into tears. While I did not personally know Mrs. Halter, many of my friends had her. Apparently, she was a cruel teacher but nice person, who liked to give extensions on projects the day that they are due after students work their asses off till 6:00 in the morning to finish. I will not lie, I felt little emotion considering I did not have her, but some of my friends I have talked to said they liked her for some unexplainable reason. The proctors continued to tell us that this news was so emotionally crushing, that today we would ONLY be doing multiple choice, and next week on Monday we would finish up with ONE FRQ, the other writings being completely scratched off. We had an hour for the multiple choice, and we were to begin. One of my friends, Dan, turned to me with a thumbs up and the expression only a true faggot could imitate. Right then, I had a stark erection. Now, there are many factors that could have contributed to this. It could have been that Kcow was sitting only 4-5 seats behind me looking as beautiful as ever. It COULD have been that some of the girls sitting in front of me had curiously tight pants on. But I like to think that it was a result of the giant flaming break I had just recieved. Other students who had her as a teacher could look forward to NO midterm and spending the rest of the year caught up in the confusing maelstrom that is my county's employment system. An hour later, I left to go eat lunch with my friends and reflect on why so many people are dying at my school this year. If you've read this, thanks and sorry if I bored you. And no, I am not trying to be Wu. All of this is trooth. EXCEPT for the erection part, although I can get confirmation from Kcow that we DO have some pretty hot girls that attend Euro. Edited Wed Jan 23 2008, 02:50AM |
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
cry more. <3 u alex or kevin or whatever your name is. 
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
cool story. i bet it was kcow... and... buddha wrote ... an, turned to me with a thumbs up and the expression only a true faggot could imitate. made me LOL |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
maybe shes having a nice glass a tea with heath...> we can only hope |
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Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
Glas4d wrote ... Erich much?
cry more. <3 u alex or kevin or whatever your name is. |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PM Posts: 1717 |
nostie wrote ... Glas4d wrote ... Erich much?cry more. <3 u alex or kevin or whatever your name is. sry david. |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Damn I thought that story was going somewhere... with the suspense and the sick proctor and the dead teacher and the girl bursting into flames (or tears, I skimmed it).... But that ending man... leaves much to be desired. I mean cmon... Buddha wrote ... blah blah blah... Other students who had her as a teacher could look forward to NO midterm and spending the rest of the year caught up in the confusing maelstrom that is my county's employment system. (this seems totally random) An hour later, I left to go eat lunch with my friends and reflect on why so many people are dying at my school this year. (more randomness) If you've read this, thanks and sorry if I bored you. And no, I am not trying to be Wu. (what!?) All of this is trooth. EXCEPT for the erection part, although I can get confirmation from Kcow that we DO have some pretty hot girls that attend Euro. (That's the end!? You gotta be fuckin shitting me!) That's how you end this!?!? It's like you put in an hours worth of effort through the beginning and middle only to say "Where am I going with this? That's it, I'm done." and end it as abruptly as possible. I don't mean to be critical lol but I was actually interested in the story and I feel like you left me hanging. I want some closure... |
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Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AMPosts: 533 |
Glas4d wrote ... lol blair
Edited Wed Jan 23 2008, 04:15AM
nostie wrote ... Glas4d wrote ... Erich much?cry more. <3 u alex or kevin or whatever your name is. sry david. |
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PM Posts: 1717 |
OneLove1252 wrote ... Glas4d wrote ... lol blair, or blarenostie wrote ... Glas4d wrote ... Erich much?cry more. <3 u alex or kevin or whatever your name is. sry david. got it right the first time. |
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Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AM Posts: 533 |
Glas4d wrote ... yeah beat me to the edit
OneLove1252 wrote ... Glas4d wrote ... lol blair, or blarenostie wrote ... Glas4d wrote ... Erich much?cry more. <3 u alex or kevin or whatever your name is. sry david. got it right the first time. |
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