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Sup son?
Registered Member #720
Joined: Fri May 25 2007, 01:09AMPosts: 1326 |
I don't have any advice, I, myself have had "girl problems" to even get to the point to ask someone out or that sort of thing. Sorry I can't help out, Good luck man. | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Mad's advice isn't money, it's the nice guy wait and see strategy that rarely if ever works. When it does work it's usually not on the girl you wanted. Fuck that. Take the initiative, open her up, give yourself a time constraint, tell her a story, neg her, run another pattern, kino, neg, kino, time constraint, leave, number close. Practiced and proven. Life rewards the bold. And yes bandito I sold my soul years ago for a Red Sox hat. Trust me memnoch, if it's one thing I know well, it's how to pick up chicks. Here's my biggest problem with Mad's advice. Hanging back and not pursuing this girl is going to agonize you, and in the end the result is uncertain. Why not just speed up the process and get to the answer NOW so you don't go ANY LONGER without knowing if this girl will ever be with you. Don't torture yourself dude, we're social creatures, women want to be picked up and hit on as much as we do, they're as insecure and self conscious as the rest of us. SHE IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. Now put on your best outfit, spray on something that smells nice, cut your hair, brush your teeth, wash your face, grab your fucking balls and go pick up that fucking girl!!! P.S. I don't care if you don't take my advice but heed this warning. YOU WILL GET ONE SHOT AT THIS. Regardless of the approach you choose, there is no second chance to make a first impression, if you ask her out and FAIL you won't get another shot. If you wait too long and fall into the friends zone, you'll never get out. Women don't fuck their friends, not often anyway, in fact the friends are usually the one's she ends up crying to at 4 am because her "asshole boyfriend" is sleeping with another girl. How's that gonna make you feel? Huh? You like that? *pushes memnoch* Do you? Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 06:22PM |
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| Skull Fracture |
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Registered Member #820
Joined: Fri Aug 03 2007, 06:57AMPosts: 417 |
I am crying large tears of joy, for I have just seen my favorite movie of all time be referenced in a circumstance I did not expect. NoSkill, high five. | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
i actually agree with noskill for once. Dont wait, cuz she will be picked up by someone else if you dont act quickly. Patience is not a virtue when it comes to pussy. Just do what me and Noskill said. Noskill has great points, but dont just go up to her and say, fuck me. Play it smooth, do what i said. |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Definitely don't walk up to her and say "fuck me". You need to do some DHV's. (demonstrations of higher value) There are 4 qualities all women look for in a man prior to deciding whether or not to mate with them. This is science, I'm not making this shit up. 1) Being a Leader of Men 2) Being Pre-Selected by Women 3) Having standards that girls you meet need to live up to. 4.) Being caring and protective of your loved ones. You need to demonstrate these values through stories, jokes, metaphors, in person etc. If you can demonstrate those 4 items, with conviction, I gaurantee you she will find you attractive and if she doesn't then she's stupid and should fail your #3 DHV. If you want me to, if you need it. I'll give you my standard opener, I use on most girls because it works so well. The only time I don't use it is when I'm feeling good and witty and I know no matter what I say will come across as "cocky funny". I'll break it down for you if you want, if you don't use it you should get a good idea how it works and you can substitute your own stories/routines/patterns. |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Convince yourself you dont really give a shit and what ever happens happens, and then take the advice of choice above. Look at it like, fuck it, there are so many other opportunities out there, its not big deal if this doesnt pan out. Balls +5 Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 08:11PM | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Oh shit... ok in trying to give you advice I stumbled across a very condensed and informative website that outlines exactly what I'm trying to say to you. Note, the style of pickup I've been mentioning is not my own, I did not create it, however throughout all of high school I was the goofy ugly chunky kid with glasses who because he hung out with the "cool" kids never got his ass kicked. I had more opportunities to score with chicks than ever (well at least until college lol, if you can't get laid in college you're retarded) but yet never got laid. Not once. I was a virgin until I was 18 and even then only fucked 3 times up until about 2 years ago. I saw other guys scoring on chicks and while my confidence boosted due to some excercise and self improvement, I never had the skill set needed to meet, greet and attract hot babes of QUALITY. All these girls have been in numerous relationships because of their looks and are used to guys hitting on them. I had nothing, no sexual experience, no past relationships, not even a clue where to begin. I thought I had to lower mystandards, I was wrong. It was tough at first. I had constant approach anxiety, even after the approach I would faulter and end up talking about myself and boring her. I never knew what to say to go from "hi" to "so shall we spend the night at your place or mine?" Anyway I'm probably boring you now. So I'm going to stop and give you the following link. -[link]- That is everything, from approach to close and all the stories routines and patterns you could hope for. My advice is to read. Study. Learn how great pickup artists operate, use what works, discard what doesn't and of course... please post your results =) We call those "field reports", whether it goes good or bad, post it in as much detail as you can and we can break it down and figure out how to improve, it's like watching film of games. Questions. Please ask questions. |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
HEY WHAT IS THIS. i really didn't mean for u to do nothing, my point was honestly make sure u don't force anything into happening. i mean, when i look at this post im gathering that u want to make a move tomorrow or sumthing, and u want advice on what to do. im trying to say that u have to go with the flow . i wouldn't give you blind advice, believe me i've definitively tried a variety of methods. i've tried the direct approach before to a girl i knew for a long time, knew she was interested, and really wanted to bone. honestly, at first when i came on strong it worked in the beggining but went completly down hill. She saw me as a different person who was overly aggresive, which she knew wasn't me, and dicked myself over. u gotta act urself because when u start doing things on a planned routine u end up screwing urself over. u said u talk to this girl and u she likes u already for the person u already are. acting out will probably come out looking awkward and unnatural which i promise won't work. this is the advice im seeing from noskill, which may work for him, but not every1. Overall, i gotta say what i said before, got with the flow of things and don't force anything. there will be a point for u to man up but its gotta feel natural. also dont act cocky, dont act like u dont like her, cuz that wont work. u just gotta do u. Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 08:43PM |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Mem are you successful with women? Can you number close on a regular basis? Do you have a bunch of girls that you can call today to setup a date for Saturday that WON'T flake on you? I'm going to assume the answer is no. Otherwise you wouldn't of started this post because you wouldn't need advice. We have a saying in my company, that applies to every facet of life. If you keep doing the same thing, you're going to keep getting the same results. If you don't CHANGE what you're doing then it's unreasonable to expect different results. I'm not advocating being fake or a liar or in anyway not yourself. What I am advocating is that you CHANGE your mannerisms, philosophy and entire outlook on dating and woman to one that has been proven effective... or don't. But if you don't change how you greet, meet, attract and close woman. You're going to get the same results you've always gotten. If this is acceptable to you, so be it. If not, follow the link. -[link]- ... and further down the rabbit hole you go. Godspeed friend. P.S. I have an idea. Rather than take all of this info we've thrown at you and apply it to this girl who you really like. Take all these different pieces of info dude and go try and pick up OTHER girls. Strangers at the grocery store, library, walking down the fucking street. GO PRACTICE. Walk through the mall, make eye contact with beautiful woman, smile and say HI!. Tell them you want to ask them a question but you only have a minute. Then tell them about how your puppy is sick, or your grandmother smells funny or how you're looking for new sneakers because yours squeak when you walk, ask her for clothing store suggestions, if it's gay for guys to get a manicure, why she came to the mall. Don't set yourself up for failure. Professionals practice their art HUNDREDS of times before they ever step onto the field. Practice opening amazingly hot girls, ugly girls, weird looking girls, get comfortable being outside of your comfort zone. It'll make gameday (when you approach your target) much more fun and give you an arsenal with which to arm yourself. I'm sorry for typing so much... I just love the topic. Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 09:20PM |
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terrible one
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Joined: Tue Nov 29 2005, 11:50PMPosts: 1292 |
"you only live once, and it is improbable you will live without regrets, don't make this one of them..." | ||
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