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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Omni wrote ... "you only live once, and it is improbable you will live without regrets, don't make this one of them..." FUCKING QFT. I read that and can only think of Carpe Diem My philosophy? I go for chicks that are beautiful, and have guy problems, because there is nothing more Enjoyable then picking a girl up, letting them know how important they really are, and just giving them attention all the time. I wouldnt say my method "works", becuase the only one it works for is Me. We all need our own methods, because are all different fucking people. now, I can see you are kindof Shy, and any advice given may be thrown aside. And thats a good thing, because being Cocky like noskill wont work for you, and you dont have enough experience to be smooth like Guido Glitch. So here's what you need to do. Every chance you get, show her as much attention as you can. Slowly increase the ammount of time you see her, and go out of your way to see her and talk to her as well. Make it seem like she's the most important part of your day(she sounds like it anyways). Let her know how beautiful and pretty you think she is, and how she is just perfect. Lay down these compliments easily, and sound like a friend when you do it. All you really need to do is change NOTHING about your game, beucase she either likes you, or she doesnt, so dont try and be somebody else because then it wont mean shit but a good fuck. Be yourself, and just let her know how important she is with how much you talk to her, and idk, like slowly ask personal questions so you can learn more about her. You already know her family? Fucking shoe-in man. I think you've got it because she wouldnt talk to you if she wasnt interested at least a little bit. Be yourself buddy. |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
WARNING: TRY ALL TECHNIQUES ON RANDOM GIRLS FIRST. TEST FOR EFFECTIVENESS IN THE FIELD PRIOR TO USING ON YOUR PRIMARY TARGET. I am looking out for you my friend. I want to see you get the girl. |
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Joined: Sat Aug 18 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 204 |
Jesus christ.. I opened up a fuckin pussy manual. I just wanted some pointers on what to say and shit.. ROFL.. You guys made me laugh and shit. Good pointers and such, I'll give them a shot.. Noskill wins this thread, but has many assists. | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
>.< bastard noskill! lol Its like Hollywood again, noskill is right, that movie 40 year old virgin, you need to go out and run through 20 or 30 hood rats, before you go for the one you like. Go to the diner, hit on the waitress. Go to the mall, and walk up to a complete stranger... Chances, you wont see them again if you fuck up so who cares. You gotta be smooooth. Not even kidding, 2 days ago i pulled a number. It was easy since i already had the set-up. I went to my favorite diner, and this latino woman (in her early 20's had to be) with a fat ass... the kind of girl you do nasty shit to and then never talk to them again, says to me this... Hey, you were at the Shell Gas-Station last night werent you. RIGHT THERE IS MY SHOE-IN. If she reckonized me, that means she was checkin my shit out. Right there tells me shes interested. So i say yea, i remember seeing you (even though i had no fucking clue who she was). I asked her her name. Jennifer she says, i was like im Justin, nice to meet you. I was classy, but she liked it. I didnt even ask her her age, cuz it didnt matter. She was serving my food to lol. So we talked a bit while she was running back and forth, and i asked her what she likes to do when shes not working. Then i said straight out, maybe i could call you sometime, we could set something up and hang out. She was like... "Iight pappi chulo." lol. And BAM, i got the number. Maybe ill call her i dunno. But i have a g/f for more then 3 years, and i know i still got it, even though that was handed to me, i didnt need an opener. |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Menoch, I expect a similar field report from you within a few days, on ANY girl. I don't care if it's your target or not. glitch, great work. You prove a great point, picking up isn't all about HOOKING UP. It's about mutual validation. Proving to the opposite sex that you are indeed desirable and allowing them to prove the same to you. Honestly, girls want it and NEED it much more than guys do. Go flirt with some girls, get their numbers. You may be a nervous sweaty stammering mess but you have to try and I bet you, no matter how scared you are, unless you straight up shit your pants (even still, that's a great story), you're going to have fun. One more quote from another of my favorite movies. Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! |
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scope_uk
Registered Member #389
Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PMPosts: 598 |
Even if she says no, grab her throat and squeeze until her subtle mouth can no longer grasp at the precious gem that is oxygen. Slit her neck and bathe in her crimson tears. | ||
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
i wince.... at defeat... i suppose.... | ||
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Noskill's advice sucks dick. It shows that men think with their penises, not their brains. If she really makes you that happy, try not to wait too long to make a move. Sometimes they get impatient with you and by then you've blown your chance with them. Sometimes it's good to be an asshole though, women enjoy it for some reason. If you have known her enough, you should have figured out what she likes in a guy already. If you were sort of a sarcastic dickhead, then treat her like shit because they always love that so much. If not, start off slow, take her on a few dates, but don't make everything go so fast. You'll make that mistake and get shit on. Make sure you know her, she could be the type that appear all nice and charming and then fuck you over in the end. Don't take Noskill's advice, women aren't fuckable pussies on legs. You'll get herpes and stifilus in no time. |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
knightrider has given me new life into pursuing my point further! but allas, the mind is willing but the body is weak  .
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Whatever queer. | ||
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