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Registered Member #853
Joined: Wed Aug 29 2007, 07:01AMPosts: 377 |
NoSkill wrote ... In other news, I officially pissed off an entire table of chicks last night. I mean like 3 of them literally got up and walked away, this happens to me all the time. All I needed to read. |
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Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Ok goat, I have the answer for you right here. Take some NO-Xplode and get jacked. Forget about that slut... in fact, make her jealous she never even gave you the chance, cause 3 months from now you'll be so overwhelmed with crazy vagina you won't even care about her anymore.
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Roid Head Loves Himself - Watch more free videos . As for NoSkill I am prescribing you a paper bag and some flour. See, what you do with a fat chick is put the bag over her head. Now you run into the problem of finding out which fold the vagina is in, so you take the flour, throw it on her and hit the wet spot...  
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Toasters, what can you prescribe me? I don't have girl hax like Noskill has. What can I do to be a God pimp like Noskill? | ||
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Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
Knightrider, sorry to say, but you're hopeless. For you I'm prescribing a six pack of Smirnoff Ice and 1 (one) rufee.
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We can't all be winners now can we?
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
lol...nice | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
toaster, i love you. NoSkill, i think i got the worst Ugly Loud Girl you could ever have. Shes 300 pounds... (no joke). My best friends girlfriend is this Ugly loud Girls best friend. Her nickname is Shamoo. Her 21st birthday party was this.... A giant family birthday party at a Catering Hall, with balloons, candy, piñata, and Skittles on the table centers custom'd out with her name written on them.... My best friend went to this... They even ID'd u at the bar. When he told me that story i wanted to chop my dick off. I think thats enough to describe her. Anywayz, my heart isnt broken.. And im not spending it alone. But i want to once again bitch about how much i could be fucking OTHER girls that want me, tonight... But instead i get a g/f who just got off her period, who is having horrible migraines all week (including today), and is CONSTANTLY BITCHING about how i should be paying this parking ticket i got in her car. I have 15 more days to pay it, and im pleading not guilty... SHE WONT STFU ABOUT IT! Im about to shove it down her throat. SO tonight, i get to spend money i dont have, by taking her out to this lobster joint... (if anyone eats lobster, you know its expensive), and she wants the twin lobster special... Her dinner alone just cost me $50. What did i get.... nothing. Shes taking me to the movies... YAY! A whole $20 you spent babe... THANKS ALOT! But no, i could be fucking these two girls Jennifer and Jennifer. Ones asian, one is italian. Or Besmire, shes Albanian. Or this OTHER girl Jennifer (that latino one i told you about in that other thread) and do nasty things to her. BTW, thats a lot of Jennifer's i just realized lol... My love life sux... everyone laugh. Worst V-Day thus far. I rather spend it with my hand. Edited Fri Feb 15 2008, 06:45PM |
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
alright i love noskills story..lol but i got one of my own so i've been kinda off and on dating this chick(carrie) for 2+ years. things would get serious then we'd take a break... bullshit bullshit and more bullshit like that but i really really liked this girl so i just kept puttin myself out there.. well about a month ago we evidently called it quits for good.. and SHE decided that we were still gonna be friends..haha..ya.. so we are at my buddies house(well known party house in these parts) and theres a bunch of my friends there. i know all the guys in the house and am pretty damn good friends with all of them. i end up playing beer pong with ron diaz(drink of choice) and me and my buddy just can't stop winning. So needless to say i get absolutely shmammered. so my other friend is sober and asks me if i want to go to his place with a couple guys to smoke some nug... now i am always down for good weed so i accept and go to his house.. smoke some good weed pass out... good night so i thought... the next day the guys house i was staying at(one of my best friends) is friends with that chick/bitch, and she calls for a ride to her car. he says ok and i ride along to have a cigarette. All this is happening in a city called Sioux Falls, but i am from a town like 20 miles from there and dont have a car in Sioux Falls. So i need a ride... we pick the bitch up and she is hungover i really dont care because i'm not a huge fan of her anymore(although yes the feelings are still quite strong for her) so my buddy says why dont you ride back with her cause were from the same town. so I drive home driving HER car. Yes that would seem like a pretty nice thing to do for someone who is way hungover. it was a very quiet ride but whatever it happened and i was done with it. i head back to college the next day and talk to my friend. this friend is friends with the guys house that we were playing beer pong at. This friend proceeds to tell me that that bitch had slept with one of the guys in the house.. twice. So... YES I WAS A PISSED OFF MOTHER FUCKER for a good 3 weeks. I completely stopped talking to her. I mean what the fuck she fucked another guy then i was the fool who gave her punk ass a ride home the next day? damn did i get fucked over. but wait .. i'm pretty well know for the phrase "I don't get even, I get ahead" not sure where the phrase came from but i like it and use it alot Not much of a story from here on.. basically after 3 weeks of ignoring her shit. i got real drunk one night, and started talking to her. Now i'm not a mean guy, i'm really not. I'm very nice to women and pretty much a respectful person. But that night.. i got mean.. reaaaaaalllll mean i'd say i pulled out whore, slut, skank, bitch, cunt(thats a bad one with girls), and said fuck off about 15 times in different orientations. she spent that night instead of partyin and having a good time like i was, in a closet crying her eyes out. revenge is a bitch and i dont get even i get ahead deal with it bitch and thats how i feel about all that so what can Dr.4ngry do for me? |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
i need to ask out this chick. but i will need a prescription first. | ||
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
Ok glitch, I was afraid someone would come to me with this problem. It seems to me your girlfriend has become a succubus. Here watch this informative video quick! -[link]-
I had become an expert on the subject after one of my colleges was nearly taken over by the succubus. We successfully drove her away just in time. He tried many methods, but in the end, it was us who freed him from her grasp.
In order to drive the succubus away invite as many of your friends over as you can and have them ingest the contents of my prescription:
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With any luck, one of your friends is a loud mouth who will drive her insane. She may become angry with you and threaten to make you choose between your friends and her, but we all know bros come before hoes.
As for the parking tickets, I'm prescribing a midget to hide under your car when you park, who will jump out and kick the meter maid in the shins if they try to write you a ticket.
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Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
peacebypeice, you seem to have had a particularly nasty time. Two years of your life spent on that bitch and after all that she sleeps around?! Forget her... no really forget her. Your prescription is two joints: take two in the morning, two at night, and two in the afternoon until you feel alright. Smoke two joints in times of peace and two in times of war... in fact, smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and then smoke two more.
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Glas4d you need to relax and get your inner creativity flowing. I'm prescribing you two hours of Bob Ross:
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