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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I have no stories that would interest you people. | ||
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
i would like to know more about kddude.. and THANK YOU DR.4NGRY!! | ||
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| scope_uk |
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scope_uk
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Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PMPosts: 598 |
So I was at this rave having a good time, I'm high as a kite and pissed as rabid orphan. About four girls come over and start talking to the group I'm in (Me and two others Ben and a girl called Wendy). Needless to say this group of girls are pretty hot and one takes a liking in me so we hit it off and we headed upstairs, this is where I say that it wasn't my house and I had no clue who's it was at the time, so we go into a bedroom it was all pink and had teddy bears and shit. Now I will openly say that before this I had a dry spell so I wasn't that impressive and exploded after a few repetitions, that scared the shit outa me so I fucked off down stairs to get more drunk. Later on the girl came back I thought to take the piss, turned out she had changed her clothes and wanted a rematch so we headed upstairs but into a different room this time I'm back to my old self, now I'm not known for my looks but I would blow my own horn and say I'm a good fuck. Now we end up staying up there for hours just going at it. Unfortunately sound had traveled down stairs and we get a knock on the door followed bu someone coming in. Turns out that the girl I was with at that moment was the other girls identical twin explaining the change of clothes and wanted who ever it was out of her parents bedroom. Now my brain was officially warped. I go to their kitchen and have some toast to sober up, now the friend who invited me to the house Wendy explained everything that it was the twins house and the first one was normally pretty shy but had a bit too much to drink and even worse turned out she was a virgin and after my brief explosion ruined that for her while the second one was more confident and experienced. I didn't know that the shy twin had ran out the house; crying followed by her three older brothers to see what was up. The other twin came up and I thought "what the hell" and started dancing with her and getting pissed again. Unfortunately mid dance her brothers returned ans saw us, I couldn't do anything and I suppose I deserved it they rushed me and I was pretty fucked at the time so I puked all over the rushing brothers, they didn't stop and proceeded to beat the fuck outa me (early night for me) Even worse I found out a couple of hours ago that the twins were only 14 years of age. Worse part ever! |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Hmmm kd, I sense hostility in your post. Remember, this is a safe place where your most minor grade school crush is just as important to me as someone else's ongoing divorce. But just to be on the safe side, I'm giving you 15 milligrams of Sodium Pentothal (otherwise know as truth serum). That'll make you spill your guts
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Scope, I have diagnosed your condition. I don't know how to say this, but.... .... you are in fact... British. I've studied your culture through ancient airings of the "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and based on that I can prescribe you some bangers and mash along with some tea and crumpets.
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Man scope I couldn't understand half of what you said, but if that story is true it's the best one I've heard in a long time. | ||
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| L3muR |
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Registered Member #378
Joined: Tue Aug 08 2006, 09:28PMPosts: 239 |
haha these stories kick ass. i wish i had some awesome ones like you guys do | ||
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| Buddha |
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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
NoSkill wrote ... It's a pig farm. Now sometimes... in every man's life, you have to go a-hoggin. It's like a right of passage. Eventually I don't care who you are or how good you are with women, eventually, you have to fuck a fat chick. It's like an odds thing... Way to help me look forward to life noskill... Might as well die now. |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
thanks Dr. 4ngry. I will be sure to follow your prescriptions. | ||
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| OneLove1252 |
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Registered Member #927
Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AMPosts: 533 |
This thread is full of win. | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
NoSkill wrote ... It's a pig farm. Now sometimes... in every man's life, you have to go a-hoggin. It's like a right of passage. Eventually I don't care who you are or how good you are with women, eventually, you have to fuck a fat chick. It's like an odds thing... I was gonna fuck my ex-g/f, who, when i dated her, weighed just as much as i do.. HOTT face, very hot and pretty face, but was chubby. Unfortunately, shes lost weight and is not fat anymore. granted, she is a grand slam, banging hot face AND body.... but im upset about it. And scope... LMAO!!! Great fuckin story ever. |
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