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FT Classic Op
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I often hear people comment that local news applies to each of us more than the jaw-dropping national BS that plays out on the nightly broadcast news, cable news, etc. Obviously this may not fit with your locale but it sums up mine pretty well. Here's an example of some crucial, local news for me. Actually it's breaking news!
I'm so paranoid that the person that lives above me has an antique collection of explosives that I'm worried sick... While I clean my shorts of fear I realize that this is only temporary. I'm sure tomorrow a kitty cat was saved from a tree, some poor children got books at their school, or there is a local footrace to support juvenile diabetes. Gosh the news is so helpful! I feel so informed. *vomit* |
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Great update, Maddox | ||
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FT Classic Op
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Thanks for tuning in, Wu. Seeing your legendary support for a thread, especially by making a useless reply, truly warms my heart. | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Want to see what Local News brings us in Cincinnati? HUH? DO YOU? Okay, here ya go. -[link]- |
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That's messed up, where do you live AP? Lmao b4ndito your people are ridiculous. Edited Wed Feb 20 2008, 04:11AM |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
someone just got shot in louisiana...go figure also just heard this... some dude was playing xbox and got real excited he won right... so he calls up his friend and is like "I KILLED ALL OF THEM!!!!" except it wasn't it his friend...he mis dialed and called some old lady. the lady called the police and the police tracked him down and arrested him for cocaine.. how great is my state Edited Wed Feb 20 2008, 04:33AM |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Well, i live in New York City, so i got Fox News (who i actually work for), and you can only imagine the shit that goes on here. If you wanna know the biggest recent story right now its between Roger Clemens, Andy Pettite, and this fuckin psycho axe murderer who killed his therapist lol... Steroids - -[link]-,2933,331082,00.html Psycho - -[link]-,4670,TherapistAttack,00.html BONUS - Giant Sea Spiders!! WTF -[link]- Better Video! With WORM EGG FUNGUS THINGS TOO!!! Really is amazing though. -[link]- Edited Wed Feb 20 2008, 05:37AM |
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Joined: Sun Jul 23 2006, 06:38AMPosts: 244 |
Alcohol-Powered wrote ... Thats hillarious what was he cleaning some landmines with a axe or something lol.I often hear people comment that local news applies to each of us more than the jaw-dropping national BS that plays out on the nightly broadcast news, cable news, etc. Obviously this may not fit with your locale but it sums up mine pretty well. Here's an example of some crucial, local news for me. Actually it's breaking news!
I'm so paranoid that the person that lives above me has an antique collection of explosives that I'm worried sick... While I clean my shorts of fear I realize that this is only temporary. I'm sure tomorrow a kitty cat was saved from a tree, some poor children got books at their school, or there is a local footrace to support juvenile diabetes. Gosh the news is so helpful! I feel so informed. *vomit* Here is some funny local news from atlantic city a irish woman says she didn't know what a project was lol, and got threatened buy some fiends with a aids filled needle lol. -[link]- Edited Wed Feb 20 2008, 08:32PM |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
WHy couldn't I see this the title of this topic? I had to use some secret tactics to get to this thread. Anyway, the news sucks cawk. It's always bad... like all they show is bad news. What? There's no good, happy news to report? Man died, man died, woman died, children died, soldiers died, rebels died, rebels killed man women children and soldiers today, the economy is fucked, your next president is going to be a douchebag, it's cold and windy, all other countries are better than you, your sports are fucked up, the feds spend more time investigating the fucked upness of sports than they do on the economy, cut back to the economy being fucked and you being poor and possibly dying. There, I recapped the news in a paragraph. No need to watch now. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
NoSkill wrote ... WHy couldn't I see this the title of this topic? I had to use some secret tactics to get to this thread. Anyway, the news sucks cawk. It's always bad... like all they show is bad news. What? There's no good, happy news to report? Man died, man died, woman died, children died, soldiers died, rebels died, rebels killed man women children and soldiers today, the economy is fucked, your next president is going to be a douchebag, it's cold and windy, all other countries are better than you, your sports are fucked up, the feds spend more time investigating the fucked upness of sports than they do on the economy, cut back to the economy being fucked and you being poor and possibly dying. There, I recapped the news in a paragraph. No need to watch now. 100% right. News is always about death and hell. |
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