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| drunkirishmafia |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
to kill emerican....how would you do it? | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
Well first, I'd kill his parents.. Chop em' up, make em' into chilly, then have a cook off with Emerican make him eat his parents but secretly swap my "special chilly" with rat poisoning, at the last moment when Emercian is about to die, I say "I ate you parents at the chilly off, muwhaha." Then take out a s hariloom of his family to prove, and then show him the rat poisoning I used to kill him. | ||
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Maddogme wrote ... Simpsons did it.
Well first, I'd kill his parents.. Chop em' up, make em' into chilly, then have a cook off with Emerican make him eat his parents but secretly swap my "special chilly" with rat poisoning, at the last moment when Emercian is about to die, I say "I ate you parents at the chilly off, muwhaha." Then take out a s hariloom of his family to prove, and then show him the rat poisoning I used to kill him. |
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| Maddogme |
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No wai..? | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Noname|Boom wrote ... Maddogme wrote ... Simpsons did it.Well first, I'd kill his parents.. Chop em' up, make em' into chilly, then have a cook off with Emerican make him eat his parents but secretly swap my "special chilly" with rat poisoning, at the last moment when Emercian is about to die, I say "I ate you parents at the chilly off, muwhaha." Then take out a s hariloom of his family to prove, and then show him the rat poisoning I used to kill him. South park did it Id just slowly make him live off his blubber, so after about two years when he finally slims down, id torture him my strapping a device to him that made it so he had to work out 2 hours a day. And if he didnt it chopped him in half. Then, when he was strong after a few months, id cuff him up, but take off the mechanism. then id drag him to a cage, and feed him lobster with a flag on it that says "eat this and ill kill you tomorrow" and another plate with the arm of the girl that he likes that says "Eat this and you live your life out. The girl is already dead, dont worry about her. dont feel bad. there was nothing you could do" then. whatever he ate, id call him a pussy, and tell him he'd be nothing without having to sacrifice shit. Id throw out the plates and whatever he didnt eat, lobster or arm. Then, id give him a sword, a spear, and many daggers so he could train with these weapons. Then, after another few months(he couldnt escape btw, this cage is in the dessert), id pin him up against the ferocious animals. Start off small with a pack up wolfs. Then larger cat animals, such as a panther. Then up to a tiger, then bear. After the bear, he'd be the greatest gladiator ever. Id get control of him again, and tell him he has one more task. he must kill a small child, preferrably a small little kid. After he did this task, he would be free. If he didnt complete the task, I would have someone kill a small child in front of him. then after all this tortue id be like "lol, im just kidding man. here's a Yoohoo. no hard feelings, right?" |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
in the pantry with the candlestick. | ||
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| b4ndito |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
In the observatory with the lead pipe. | ||
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| kd. |
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Ok, I'd gouge out his eyes, but only after I cut off his toes one by one. I'd then throw them at him till he can't take it, then i'd rip off his fingernails one by one. I'd then do what I did to his toes, to his fingers. Then, i'd saw off his kneecap and shoulders, but patch it back up with a salty gauze strip. Then, I'd cut off his ass and roast it in the oven. I'd put in in my freezer. By now, there should be enough blood to make a big stew. I'd do that, then feed it to him if he was still alive. Hopefully, he'd throw up from it. I'd then paint a very small cramped room with his throw up and blood, and leave him to die in it. <3 |
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Fucking Clue = epic win. Mrs. Peacock, in the kitchen, with the revolver. Edited Fri Mar 07 2008, 05:30AM |
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Professor Plum in the Kitchen with the knife. | ||
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