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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
I would dress him up in a twinkie costume and let hordes of fat people race after him like he had a million dollars. Then get a video of them at first beating the shit out of him for not being edible then in the after math, yell to them as they walk away, "HE SAID TWINKIES SUCK!" then proceed to watch the fat fuckers body slam him of off a 10 foot store balcony. Sounds adequate enough. |
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Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PMPosts: 219 |
This thread is terrible, and you're sick fucks. But Goat has the best by far. | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
kddude wrote ... Ok, I'd gouge out his eyes, but only after I cut off his toes one by one. I'd then throw them at him till he can't take it, then i'd rip off his fingernails one by one. I'd then do what I did to his toes, to his fingers. Then, i'd saw off his kneecap and shoulders, but patch it back up with a salty gauze strip. Then, I'd cut off his ass and roast it in the oven. I'd put in in my freezer. By now, there should be enough blood to make a big stew. I'd do that, then feed it to him if he was still alive. Hopefully, he'd throw up from it. I'd then paint a very small cramped room with his throw up and blood, and leave him to die in it. <3 This is why I fear the "emo's" |
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I love life. get out of things you don't know about 
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id point a gun to his head and force him to make thread after thread after thread until his fingers started to bleed. then bleed him to death. Turning his most gratifying pleasure into torture. MWAHAHAAH WINNN |
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
Madvillain wrote ... id point a gun to his head and force him to make thread after thread after thread until his fingers started to bleed. then bleed him to death. Turning his most gratifying pleasure into torture. MWAHAHAAH WINNN HOW DELICIOUSLY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
I'm not killing poor Emer... fuck you guys. But if I HAD to... I'd just light him on fire. |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
I'd put his body in a meat grinder, and use the substance as filling for a new flavor of twinkies. | ||
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
ABadNewsBear wrote ... This thread is terrible, and you're sick fucks. But Goat has the best by far. notice the two threads below this one posted by emer. |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
all y'all gotta do is stick me in a small room full of ho ho's and ill starve to death | ||
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