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| I (18 years old) just beat the shit out of an 11-12 year old. | ||
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
He took the package from in front of my apartment complex. We've been having a lot of problems with thieves, so I went and put out a UPS box from a previous order filled with junk on my porch near the doorway. I went into the apartment complex across the street, sat, and waited. I watched the bastard see the package, walk right up to it, grab it, get on his bike, and leave. I went out the back of the complex (right where he had to pass) and was walking normally, just messing with my cell phone as he drove past. Then, just as he passed me, I ran up and just laid a shoulder into him, and he went flying. I kicked the box to the curb and just started wailing on the little shit. I told the kid I wasn't going to stop until he started to cry. I continued to beat him and he cried. I then took his bike, slashed the tires, cut the brake lines, and then rolled it into a ditch. I told him I would give him what was in the box. I opened the package filled with junk and dumped it on his head. I then kicked him a few times, spit on him for good measure, and left. I'm shaking now as I type this. As I look out the window, I don't see the kid anymore, but his dry blood is still painted in the parking lot. Also, his bike is still laying in the ditch. Edited Fri Mar 07 2008, 09:47AM |
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
Good work. Fuck that bastard theif up! | ||
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| ABadNewsBear |
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Registered Member #611
Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PMPosts: 219 |
Mr  wrote ...Good work. Fuck that bastard theif up! "I" before "e" except after "c" and a few other instances, such as "thief." This isn't one of your more amusing attempts Wu since I can't tell if you're seriiiiiiiiiiiious or not lullz |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
^ this guy must be one of those annoying critics u mentioned lol @ "im shaking as i type this" |
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| slick |
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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
did you loose a package before and you're getting revenge? | ||
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
OWNED | ||
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
I want a pic of the bike in the ditch... that'd make this story 100% awesome. | ||
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| Arbitrage |
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Registered Member #995
Joined: Wed Feb 06 2008, 07:15PMPosts: 147 |
haha that story is awesome | ||
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
I would've been more thorough Wu, you shouda covered the bike in gas then lit it on fire, and put a brick on the pedal. | ||
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
rofl. All i know is, that kid was a bitch | ||
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