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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

1 year ago

scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

2 years ago

Evilpig

Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-

2 years ago

Evilpig

Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-

2 years ago

gLiTch

Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.

3 years ago

Zero

Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much

3 years ago

JapJap

Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

3 years ago

Maddogme

unblock me so i can block you first

3 years ago

amishburrito

How's firefighting?

3 years ago

amishburrito

Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

3 years ago

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Saucey

Sat Mar 08 2008, 11:08PM

Registered Member #830 Joined: Wed Aug 08 2007, 10:30PM
Posts: 109

mine is funny

1) White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)

and 2)Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn ni**ga! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh" ( ** it but you know what it says)

3) Hey! You have a big forehead so your name MUST be Bryan!

4)

How Brian spells his name if he is a queer.

Hey, is Brian gay?
Brian with an "I" or with a "Y"?
"I"
Hell no!
How about Bryan with a "Y"?
Giant Mo!

5 Dollar Holler

Sat Mar 08 2008, 11:33PM

Registered Member #494 Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AM
Posts: 381

Jason 261 up, 341 down

to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

"That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason."
"Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass."

OneLove1252

Sat Mar 08 2008, 11:37PM

Registered Member #927 Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AM
Posts: 533

5 Dollar Holler wrote ...

Jason 261 up, 341 down

to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

"That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason."
"Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass."

Rofl, this is the best one so far.

6. michael
101 up, 83 down

An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.
We welcomed 'Michael' into our community. Edited Sat Mar 08 2008, 11:40PM

Kirby

Sun Mar 09 2008, 12:19AM

Registered Member #452 Joined: Fri Oct 06 2006, 07:14PM
Posts: 600

Joseph

1. A man's man. Extremely Awesome.

2. An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome.

3. A guy who looked cute from behind and was formally a RALPH, but has now been shown to be totally hot and completely phoar-worthy.

4. Any guy who's so hot he makes you groan a bit with delight.

I am fucking amazing. end off story.

Skull Fracture

Sun Mar 09 2008, 02:37AM

Registered Member #820 Joined: Fri Aug 03 2007, 06:57AM
Posts: 417

4. Ryan
18 up, 10 down

a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.

"Ryan is such a G!"
"Dang Ryan sure does go, I wish i was like him."
"Did you see Ryan today. Yeah, I couldn't believe my eyes, he looked so hot, I basically had an orgasm in my pants."

3. ryan
400 up, 185 down

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers

I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!

...nuff said.

peacebypeice

Sun Mar 09 2008, 05:32AM

peacebypeice

Registered Member #925 Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM
Posts: 1452

(cough) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooo aaawwwaaayyyyy

DaKiNdLa

Sun Mar 09 2008, 09:19PM

Registered Member #897 Joined: Tue Oct 23 2007, 05:32AM
Posts: 12

Some of the above posts are pretty funny, but i'm going to have to say my buddy Thor's entry is the best:

A giant, 24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.

"I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered."

Zero

Sun Mar 09 2008, 11:04PM

I want to fuck your hand.

Registered Member #571 Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM
Posts: 2809

gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ...

1. Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

2. To be the maddest cunt out, to be a Justin is to be of exceptionally high status. Both success with the minge and the money, things come easy to him. Respect.
"Man, look at that guy, he pulls the bitches like a Justin!"

3. an awesome dude who could take over the world
i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

4. One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies.
Look at him! He is hung like a Justin!

same first name. As for my last name (my sig)

1) One of the gayest kids you'll ever come accross, usually gets his jollies by fisting men named Steve. Weaver has also been linked to Felching, what a discusting pig.

whoa did you see weaver fist that little boy, what a fag

2) In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.

Stop acting like a weaver.

also in hawaii it has the nickname of a dwarf. "man that girl is such a weaver!"

yay me, I fail

memnoch

Mon Mar 10 2008, 07:30AM

Registered Member #839 Joined: Sat Aug 18 2007, 06:37AM
Posts: 204

-[link]-

Apparently, I'm a ladies man.. It must be nice. As far as funniest go? I'd think #9.. GDI.. It stangs#@!$#@!@#!

ps, Yes. 3, 8, and 5 DO apply. Yes, I drop.

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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

1 year ago

scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

2 years ago

Evilpig

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2 years ago

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3 years ago

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Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

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Maddogme

unblock me so i can block you first

3 years ago

amishburrito

How's firefighting?

3 years ago

amishburrito

Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

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