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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
take tin foil, wrap it around an erect penis, then plug one hole with frozen cum. put the weed in the foiley and light up! | ||
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
ok get yourself some aluminum foil.. get a piece lets say 8inches by 12inches or so..just random guesses on the sizes.. then take the foil and find a pen or something that you can wrap it around. wrap it around your pen(or whatever your using) until there isnt any left obviously. Then take it and make a crease at one end leaving maybe 3/4 inch on the other side of the crease. this is going to be your bowl. Now its simply a matter of working the crease to the right size so that you don't get scoobie snacks(weed in your mouth) but also so that you can still get a good hit.. good luck | ||
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
ps vote julagi!! 
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Registered Member #378
Joined: Tue Aug 08 2006, 09:28PMPosts: 239 |
still uber confused, but oh well, well figure it out. im willing to bet well end up fucking this up horribly and wasting it, but oh well lol | ||
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scope_uk
Registered Member #389
Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PMPosts: 598 |
Okay do this Find a tent, all get inside and shut the door/flap w/e, roll up and smoke, the tent will fill up with smoke and also you'll be smoking, it's great fun but make sure you have chicks as well not just a dick fest and don't worry the smell doesn't linger so no need to bake brownies. |
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
oh nice one scopey.. hot box it baby  you get hella high
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Prolly the best thing to do that will get you fucked up is a gravity bong: You Need (1) 2 liter bottle (empty) (1) 3 gallon bucket (or any bucket that the bottle can easily fit into) some aluminum foil a pair of scissors a toothpick Making the bong: First cut off the bottom of the bottle and fill the bucket about 1/2 - 3/4 of the way with water (just enough to submerge most of the bottle standing upright [make sure the neck of the bottle is above the water!!!]). Next take the alluminum foil and put it over the neck of the bottle; push it in a bit to make a bowl. Poke a few small holes through your "bowl" with the toothpick and you're done! Using it: break up the pot a little so it'll burn nice and even (not enough to turn it into dust, but try to get most of the stems n seeds out... since I'm guessing what you're getting your hands on isn't going to be grade A shit your first time around) put it into the bowl and put the bottle into the water (try to leave as little air as possible in the bottle while still keeping the bowl dry). Here's the tricky part; light the weed and pull the bottle out of the water at the same time (but don't pull it all the way out). There should be a nice white cloud inside it at this time. remove the bowl and inhale the smoke while pushing the bottle back into the water. Congratulations you are now high Here's a video showing you how it works (and how to fail with the outtake lol) -[link]- He uses a slide, but I'm guessing you dont have one of those, so that's why I told you to make the bowl out of aluminum PS - Listen to Pink Floyd after you smoke... you'll understand why after you do it and you'll thank me for it 
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
lol lemur how old r u? u sound o so young... - bongs would be number 1 if u cant do that, find a philly/whiteowl/douche, gut, then use it as raping. u need to be 18 to buy it though... u can also buy bluntwraps or joint paper and use those. tin foil idea works but for ur first time should be fun and the tin foil will burn ur weed super quick. besides its a pain in the ass i doubt u have a bowl, but there fun to use my recomemndation, first time i smoked i met with some experienced friends who rolled fat blunts using phillies. try and do the same |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
why cant u just use phillies like we do here in nyc...lol roll the damn blunt and shotgun it or something.. |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Okay, at 15 and completely new to smoking, he won't be able to handle a gravity bong. He'd just get the weed wet or hurt himself. If you can get an 18 year old to go buy you a cheap little bowl at a head shop, that's the best way to start smoking. Or, learn to roll joints. What I did when I started smoking was making a bowl out of an empty plastic bottle (water, gatorade, whatever). Burn a medium sized hole in the side with a lighter. Put foil into it and shape it like a little bowl. Poke tiny holes in the foil with a needle, put weed in. Burn a smaller hole near the mouthpiece. That'll be your shotgun. Put thumb over shotgun, light weed and inhale. Fill up the chamber with smoke by breathing in. Release thumb from shotgun while still inhaling, then you're going to cough a lot and your throat will be dry, painful, and itchy. Then you need to find yourself a bag of funyuns and a two liter of dr. pepper. Enjoy. Oh, and by the way, you never get really high the first time. You'll just be confused and hungry. If you fail at doing this, proceed straight to Toaster's method. |
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