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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
After playing zombie tonight, it got me thinking. Am I prepared if a real zombie infestation occured? The only real practice I have had besides CS:S is Resident Evil & Dead Rising. This is why I devised a plan. This is a detailed illustration of my zombie defense:  List of features: -a moat of lava around the defense -helicopter for transportation in and out of defense. Great for supplies. -barb wire on the walls -food that will last for 892 years -guns. When out of ammo, just send the helicopter out. -a tv for when i get bored -a blue lightsabre -a retractable roof for taking the helicopter out/evading bad weather -1 copy of the Zombie Survival Guide - Bubblegoose (guy in blue shirt). Now you may be asking if i'm crazy. If I realize how many blatant FLAWS this plan consists of. Well let me answer some of your questions. Resident FishTanker: Wu...won't the lava eventually cool into rock? Then your screwed. Answer: That's fine, fellow FishTanker. I'll just go get more lava with my helicopter and refill the moat. Resident FishTanker: Too bad the zombie moaning will eventually drive you insane, you can't even drown it out with television. Answer: I'll get used to it. My countless hours on Fish Tank Zombie have prepared my ears for the worst. After all, I have to put up with the voices of B4nDiTo, Evilpig, etc. Resident FishTanker: What about when the zombies acquire Portal technology? Answer: I understand your concern, but our food supply contains copious amounts of cake. Now zombies think that 'The cake is a lie' so when they try and enter the portals, they will just send off a few sparks and then vanish. As shown here:  I was going to devise a levitating house instead, but that's just not logical. Edited Thu Mar 20 2008, 07:44AM |
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
First of all, taking this and getting a passing grade would help me on my way of getting to your amazing base. -[link]- |
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I got an A on that. | ||
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
^Me too. |
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| Evilpig |
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01nk3d bY tEh P1g
Registered Member #531
Joined: Thu Jan 04 2007, 05:27AMPosts: 707 |
I <3 wu. BTW CANADIANS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT! but where are ya gonna take a dump, in the portal? or take your heli to barnes and noble. |
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| bloodydead |
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Registered Member #800
Joined: Sun Jul 22 2007, 10:03PMPosts: 222 |
Z+ . . . bad? |
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| Cookie Monster |
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Registered Member #770
Joined: Tue Jul 03 2007, 03:16PMPosts: 696 |
Hmm what I would do is find the real solid snake and then steal his box, after that I would hide in it. | ||
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| slick |
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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
lol maddogme that was an interesting link Total survival rank is A 
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| b4ndito |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Z+ "Your knowledge, strength, and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the Earth. Zombies don't stand a chance." |
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| MibuMibu |
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Registered Member #716
Joined: Tue May 22 2007, 02:14AMPosts: 202 |
Z+ and I have a full plan in the case of zombies. |
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