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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
In all fairness: I didn't know she was pregnant. First, a little backstory... It was just a dreary, cold, windy, miserable day. Everyone I met seemed to be in a bad mood, probably the weather, so I was eager to just get back to my place and relax. I remembered that I needed to pick up some things from 7-11 since it was on my way and I was out of milk and that sort of crap. It was warm inside the 7-11-- the warm air thankfully soothing, but full of other miserable looking people. This is normal, since it's within walking distance from several apartment complexes. I get the food I need, toss it into one of those little hand carts, and get in line. There's only the one cashier, and I'm at the tail end of a long line, probably about 10-12 people. Needless to say, it was a good long wait before I was next in line and I turn to start pulling my groceries out of the cart when suddenly this woman steps in line in front of me! "Hey lady, I was next." I said, really annoyed. She just turned to me and glared. "I need to go next." She was probably in her mid twenties, and kind of overweight. The kind of dark haired whore with really tacky pink highlights. She was wearing some too small tank top that showed off her stomach rolls, stretchmarks and belly button ring and all. I think there was even some shitty tattoo just beneath her navel. Basically, just your average trailer-trash type person. "Why do you get to go next? I was next in line, now get the fuck behind me."I was pretty pissed off by this point. I, Wu, was not to be fucked with. "I just get to go next! I'm a woman, you should let me go first anyway." And with that she turned to put her stuff on the counter. I just stepped forward sticking my arm out and gave her a small push to the side. All of a sudden, the bitch starts screaming at me! I turn in time to see a hand coming for my face, and on pure reflex my fist shot out and slammed into her stomach, knocking her onto the floor. This all happened so quickly, that everyone was standing there stunned, except for the woman on the floor, clutching her stomach and screaming, "My baby! My baby!" I was pretty surprised when I realized that I didn't just punch a fat bitch, I punched a fat pregnant bitch. The police and an ambulance were called. I had to answer some questions, but luckily I did not get arrested. I don't know what happened to the woman, but they had to wheel her away on a stretcher, and she was clutching her stomach and moaning the entire time. Oh, I also got banned from the 7-11, and I think the woman was too. Edited Wed Mar 26 2008, 09:35AM |
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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
Wu-banga wrote ... Wu, was not to be fucked with. Roflwinquote Well, Wu.. Adress and state plox. If I ever get a girl pregnant, I'm coming to you. Free abortions for everyone! Wooohohohohoho |
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Registered Member #995
Joined: Wed Feb 06 2008, 07:15PMPosts: 147 |
Maddogme wrote ... Wu-banga wrote ... Wu, was not to be fucked with. Roflwinquote Well, Wu.. Adress and state plox. If I ever get a girl pregnant, I'm coming to you. Free abortions for everyone! Wooohohohohoho FREE?!?! FUCK THAT! Make some money of them bitches! |
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AMPosts: 699 |
thats amazing man lol shes was a bitch anyway and it was reflex.. not like you purposely punched her. | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
The new guys are making me laugh with their responses. Wu, 8.5/10 |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Ahaha nice. Fuck her and congratz on being banned from 7-11. That place sucks anyway. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Maddogme wrote ... Well, Wu.. Adress and state plox. If I ever get a girl pregnant, I'm coming to you. Free abortions for everyone! Wooohohohohoho EPIC WIN HAHAHA And Wu, that story made me lol haha fuckin bitch women deserved it with that attitude. |
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Damnit Bean.
Registered Member #666
Joined: Fri Apr 13 2007, 02:58AMPosts: 62 |
FALCON PUNCH!!!! | ||
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
If that cunt couldn't understand the "Wait in line" rule we all learned in kindergarten. Well maybe not her if she was as much of a red neck as you describe. But all in all, its good. I wouldn't want a baby to suffer growing up around that kind of a person. She would have no responsibility, that is the kind of parent that lets their child cry when it is hungry and smokes in the house. Fucking bitch should get her tubes tied. |
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