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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
called the teacher a bitch for accusing me of cheating on some test.. which i didn't so pulled out the b bomb in front of everyone lol.. she cried and i got ISS.. which just happens to kick fuckin ass.. i recommend ISS best shit ever.. no teachers bitching all you have to do is do the gay ass work and sleep 
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| OneLove1252 |
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Registered Member #927
Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AMPosts: 533 |
I got caught with teh drugs. 
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| Postman |
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Registered Member #926
Joined: Sat Dec 01 2007, 07:20AMPosts: 253 |
cummed on my teacher's face. | ||
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Closest I have ever came was when I made fun of some loser in my bio class so he started telling everyone in mt grade he was going to fight me. So the next day during the middle of two periods he tried to start pushing me into a locker and kneeing me in the testicles. He got ISS and I got detention because he said I was harrassing him. The only reason I didn't do anything was because he did this in front of 3 teachers and a security guard. Buddha was in class while this happened lololololol. Now people make fun of him even more | ||
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Suspensions eh? There was a few back in the day. Got ISS me and 4 other kids for throwing various objects at some kid during lunch. No one liked this fuckin clown so we used to pick on him severely. Well one lunch we all just start throwing shit at him and next thing you know he grabs his mouth and runs inside. Turns out something broke his front tooth in half. So the dean comes in and starts flipping out on us and he's like "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THREW IT!" Kid 1: "I was throwing hard candy." Dean: "Hard candy!? What the hell were you..." Kid 2: "I threw some change." Dean: "Wha... CHANGE!?" Me: "I threw a rock." Dean: "A rock!?" Kid 4: "I don't remember what I was throwing." Dean: "That's it! You're all suspended and you have to pay to fix his tooth." It cost us like $75 bucks a piece. Then there was the time me and my buddy followed this kid we didn't like home. We literally tailed him for like 2 hours from school back to his house. Although he saw us following him and tried to lose us. It was a pretty cool chase actually. But he eventually took some back streets around his house that he knew better so we friggin lost him. Right so get this. We're slowly cruising around the neighborhood looking for his car. Can't find it, right. So we see this group of people and we just roll up and ask "Hey do you guys know where so and so lives?" and this girl goes, "Yah, right up this road take a right, there's a restaraunt outside the house, you can't miss it." Me and my buddy just look at each other, what a stroke of luck (or so we thought). Now he won't know we found him. Later that night me and 3 other kids drive out there. I get my wrist rocket and another guy just grabs a big boulder. I run up to his car and fire a rock right through the driver side window and it goes out the passenger side (DOUBLE KILL!) and my buddy just slams the big boulder on the hood of the car. We take off feeling pretty good about ourselves. When I was young I practically lived on vandalism. I've probably caused more than $20,000 in repairs in my life. The next day we stroll into school and are sitting there, laughing and having fun. The kid who's car we fucked isn't there. And our teacher get's a call. "NoSkill and Noskill's accomplice, the dean wants to see you." Oh fuckin yay, what could this be about. We go down there and there's a state trooper in the office, the kid and his dad. Ruh roh. The fuckin kid is saying he fears for his life, that we followed him home after school and then later that night his windows got smashed. "Yah but you don't know it was us! We didn't even know where you lived remember?" "Well apparently you asked my sister where my house was and she told you." "WE NEVE.... your sister? Aww fuck... ok yah we did it." LoL and that's how I got suspended the second time. There was a 3rd but I don't remember what it was for. I think I skipped school too many times... makes tons of sense huh? You skipped school too many times, here, stay home for 3 days. LoL ok... I'm not proud of these acts, but I don't regret them either. That kid needed some toughening up anyway. Maybe it helped him build some fuckin character. |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
NoSkill wrote ... The fuckin kid is saying he fears for his life, that we followed him home after school and then later that night his windows got smashed. "Yah but you don't know it was us! We didn't even know where you lived remember?" "Well apparently you asked my sister where my house was and she told you." "WE NEVE.... your sister? Aww fuck... ok yah we did it." LoL and that's how I got suspended the second time. There was a 3rd but I don't remember what it was for. I think I skipped school too many times... makes tons of sense huh? You skipped school too many times, here, stay home for 3 days. LoL ok... made me laugh pretty hard hahahaha... go figure.. his sister haha and i never did get why they tell you to stay home for X amount of days because you cut X amount of days... like... thanks. lol |
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| Synfull Phreak |
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Registered Member #941
Joined: Mon Dec 24 2007, 04:44AMPosts: 51 |
My English teacher is 67 years old and continues to wear skirts that are about knee length or below that. Shits gross. Especially when she sits. :S ISS is lame I hear. I've never been there. I get away with to much shit. Lol. |
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
What's ISS? | ||
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
ISS = in school suspension. I had one once and it's wayyy gay. All you do is sit in a n00b room and be silent. the teacher (or pedophile) watching you yells at someone every once in a while, and asks you what you did to get the suspension on a constant basis. You're supposed to do homework, but honestly, who's going to do homework on a suspension. I got mine for some stupid reason that I can't remember. I think I was skipping and one of the school police officers saw me in town that day (small town), or I had too many detentions idk. Edited Fri Mar 28 2008, 11:56PM |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
I never got suspended but I got a four hour Saturday School for telling my teacher to suck my dick. Apparently you shouldn't say that to a Catholic Priest. They get pissed. | ||
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