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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Ok guys I need some ideas in relation to picking up chicks. However this is a unique scenario. One in which... success is all but impossible. So picture this. You're driving down the road listening to your favorite Beastie Boys track (Sabotage) pounding on the steering wheel and feeling fresh. You roll up to a recently turned red light. This particular intersection is notorious for a long light. But hey, who cares LISTEN ALL YALL IT'S A SABOTAGE!!. And as you're nodding your head you glance left, slightly jealous of the people in the turning lane who have a green light. You briefly ask if it's worth switching over to save 80 seconds and try to do some math as to how fast you would have to drive over the extra 3 blocks away it'd put you to make it worth it... IT'S A SABOTAGE!!! And then you look right. Jaw drops slightly. Directly to your right in a purple Tiberon is one of the most beautiful girls you've ever seen (from the shoulder up anyway) checking her face in the mirror. "The rush" comes over you. Anyone who talks to girls on a regular basis knows what the rush is. It's that jolt of adrenaline you get when you see an attractive babe. You look around frantically. What... what do I do? Do I beep the horn and wave? Do I stare at her and hope she looks my way? If she looks, then what do I do? Tell her to pull over? Motion to roll down her window? And if she did then what? Say HI!. Ah... ah... you begin to panic... surely you can't sit here and do NOTHING that's not going to get you any closer to the love of your past 5 minutes. Meh... mmmm.... uh.... ah.... noises frustration begin coming out of your mouth. You change the radio station to something you think she would like to listen to. You wipe off your passenger seat. You keep looking at her, wanting to beckon her into your car and drive off into the sunset. Just when you can't take it and you're about to drive into her driver's side door just to get to swap phone numbers... The light turns green. Question. I'm looking for ideas. There was a time, when we were all 16-17 and all we did was "cruise the ave". And so did everyone else and to be honest, some guys met chicks on the ave and even hooked up with them. I wasn't one of them, but perhaps someone here might of been. What do you guys have in terms of Car Game. The ability to pick up chicks from your car who are in another car. Scenario: You don't know her, she doesn't know you. You think she's beautiful, she thinks your car is ugly. You have less than 2 minutes to meet, greet, attract and close. From at least 12 feet away. What do you do? Edited Fri Mar 28 2008, 07:32PM |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Jump out of your car and get in her backseat. Then casually ask "Hey sexy, would you like to join me?" | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Omega wrote ... Jump out of your car and get in her backseat. Then casually ask "Hey sexy, would you like to join me?" I don't think that you could lose with this. Except for when your car gets towed and you have a 200 dollar ticket. |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
I'd be on my scooter, with a bright pink helmet, I'd push up to her window, and say if I can use her mirror. I'd say thanks babe and ask her for a hug due to my minorness then say bai, and scoot off. Rofl. | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
Maddogme wrote ... I'd be on my scooter, with a bright pink helmet, I'd push up to her window, and say if I can use her mirror. I'd say thanks babe and ask her for a hug due to my minorness then say bai, and scoot off. Rofl. Well I met one person today who is never getting laid. |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
no bandito you met two remember we played zm together today | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
I said today. I've met you plenty of times before...can we include A Lion too? | ||
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM Posts: 3146 |
si senor | ||
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FTS Server Op
Registered Member #159
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
Well, sometimes, your car alone can get their attention. I have yet to encounter a 1 on 1 encounter with cars, but a few times me group of guys have been driving on our way to a party and a group of girls pull up next to us. I'm always in shotgun, so usually I ask, but if they are hot, I ask them if they want to hit up a party with us. I've done this maybe five or six times. Only twice did they say yes (not to mention, we're usually in a shitbox because we're poor). Then I tell them to follow our car. Only once out of those two times did I hookup with one of those girls. So I don't know what to tell you. Unless you have a sick ride, and good looks, it's hard to have car game. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
I still cruise the avenue every now and then. Its good for relieving stress. Cruise with the windows open blasting Vicarious by Tool... Nothing beats it.. | ||
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