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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
They're all relatively old but come on guys, dig deep and find your favorites. Science Fair SWAT -[link]- This had me crying it was so funny. Your Band Sucks: SNAFU Aww man the page is gone! All that's left is the Legal Threats: SA vs SNAFU -[link]- That's still pretty funny. Surviving War In Iraq -[link]- Step One: Don't go anywhere near helicopters. Storytime: He-Man and the ROCK WARRIORS! -[link]- Grade A Lowtax. |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Zack: "I'm so wasted I'm not even taking my coat off. Just get this judging over with so I can get back to watching reruns of Gumby" Dr. Thorpe: You're all about the obscure cartoon references tonight. Is all this looking at 13-year-olds turning you into a chickenhawk? "Hmm, maybe if I impress them with some Gumby references they'll let me take them out for a little 'ice cream social.'" Zack: Close, it's actually because I spent my entire failed college career watching Gumby reruns and eating Sun Chips. Did you know you can sell a 500 dollar meal card for three pounds of weed? Dr. Thorpe: Okay, but as long as we're talking about this, you might as well admit that "Spurt" got your feathers a little ruffled. Zack: Spurt was intended to ruffle feathers. Those girls knew exactly what they were doing to me. They were asking for it. Dr. Thorpe: No jury in the world would convict you. Zack: Well, when they say "of your peers" they mean other pederasts, right? Dr. Thorpe: We can only hope so. Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Hypothesis: It's really hard to score weed when you haven't got a car and you're 13. Zack: Procedure: smokin' what I can find in my mom's pantry. Conclusion: Nutmeg will f*ck your @55 up Dr. Thorpe: Conclusion: Turned out to be bay leaves, but I got some from my older brother for my old Nintendo 64, but he mostly gave me seeds and stems so I told my mom about his porn stash. Fucking win! |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Zack: So he did a science project on Brian Ressler? Dr. Thorpe: Hypothesis: Brian Ressler will like Black Cherry Vanilla Coke most and Bleach least. Zack: Procedure: Inserted different samples into Brian Ressler's urethra using a glass pipette Dr. Thorpe: Conclusion: Unable to discuss due to pending litigation. Is my favorite from that one. Read He-Man though! It fucking rawks. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
LMFAO!! I went into the pranks section and found this, hahahah The Mellotron Cowboy -[link]- |
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Sup son?
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Joined: Fri May 25 2007, 01:09AMPosts: 1326 |
I'm sad now. Thorpe is my last name... | ||
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
This list had me crying. From Surviving Disney World, Part II -[link]- Regardless, the mythical "cheap Disney World vacation" simply does not exist. Travel agencies may promote outrageous offers such as "$1099 one-week Disney World vacation packages," but they fail to mention this deal only includes: 1) Unsupervised oxen ride for one person to Orlando (customer must supply their own bullets and extra wagon wheels) 2) Hotel accommodations provided by the storage shed of Disney's Magical Water Treatment facility, which is exactly like a normal water treatment facility except when you flush the toilet it kind of makes a sound like an old man being attacked by an owl. 3) Meals dubbed "all you can catch," which begin once you're shoved off the back of a raft. 4) Tickets to Magic Kingdom, Epcot Center, and all other major theme parks, consisting of a piece of paper somebody used to scrawl the phrase "LET ME IN." |
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