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[poll] Who would win in a fight between a shark and a gorilla?
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Wu-banga
Sat Jul 29 2006, 08:41AM Print
Wu-banga
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 Keep in mind the fight would take place in water deep enough for the shark to swim, but shallow enough for the gorilla to stand.

Well, I must say the shark would choke on the gorilla's fur and kill himself, then the gorilla would hang the shark from the ceiling and use it as a piñata and then have a techno dance party in his bathroom.

Then again, the shark would tear his head off leaving a pulpy mess.

Well, the water would cause the Gorilla to lose what speed it had to start with so the Shark would destroy the gorilla easily. However they probably would end up having buttsex

One bite from the shark on the Gorilla's leg would cause the big fella to fall.. making him drown and exposing his head.


THE REAL QUESTION IS:

Are they allowed to leave for a breather? Like the gorilla could run to the beach, and the shark to the deeper end of the water? If so, then this fight would last a while in my opinion........ Edited Sat Jul 29 2006, 08:44AM
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Kalibur
Sat Jul 29 2006, 08:44AM
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 You and i need sleep smile we have both been on Xfire talking to one another for the past 3 hours neutral we have to find something better to do then make funny threads lol
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emerican
Sat Jul 29 2006, 01:57PM
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 i got my money on the shark, because the gorilla will drown
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Kate
Sat Jul 29 2006, 02:24PM

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Wu-banga wrote ...

Keep in mind the fight would take place in water deep enough for the shark to swim, but shallow enough for the gorilla to stand.

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joker
Sat Jul 29 2006, 03:58PM
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 the shark is the ultimate killing machine. it hasn't had to adapt for thousands of years. once that gorilla gets bit and that shark tastes some blood... it's all over.
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Monsterman
Sat Jul 29 2006, 04:19PM
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 yes i agree the shark is powerfull but u must remember that the gorrila is very very strong. he could easly punch the shark in the head crushing its brains to pulp. and also remember hes is very big so a bite wont do that much.
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Wu-banga
Sat Jul 29 2006, 05:31PM
Wu-banga
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 well I would agree if it was king kong but we are talking about a normal gorilla. now if it was King Kong Vs. Jaws that would be interesting
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RainMan
Sat Jul 29 2006, 05:44PM
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eMeRiCaN wrote ...

i got my money on the shark, because the gorilla will drown

same. bet s all
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Kate
Sat Jul 29 2006, 06:36PM

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 How would it drown if it could stand in the water?... neutral
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Night_Ninja
Sat Jul 29 2006, 06:55PM
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 Gorrilas arn't that smart...
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