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| NoSkill |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
There comes a time in every forum's half-life that this question must be asked. It is an essential and integral discussion that needs to be had in order to settle this debate once and for all. What is the best method for wiping one's own ass? But rather than voice our opinions, instead, let's all share how each of us does it and then tally the results. There are three main questions. 1) Do you sit or stand to wipe? 2) Crumple or fold the toilet paper? 3) Wipe away from (start at front and move back) or towards (start at the back and push forward) the genital area. For the record, I am a: Sit, fold, wipe towards the balls. This seems easiest to me. Edited Tue Apr 22 2008, 04:08PM |
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| Cookie Monster |
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Registered Member #770
Joined: Tue Jul 03 2007, 03:16PMPosts: 696 |
I didn't know there was a technique to wiping your ass O_o. | ||
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AMPosts: 699 |
stand, fold, bottom to top to start then final wipe is top to bottom | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
stand, crumple, front to back. then repeat. i has a big ass | ||
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
first I remove my shirt, then I take some toilet paper (depending on what day of the month it is I either take 3 - 10 squares). If the number of squares I took is a prime number, I fold 3 and a half times. If the number of squares is a perfect square of another number I fold 2 times. I then wipe my ass from the left cheek to the right cheek, then repeat the process. I then take the toilet paper and stick it to the wall | ||
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| doctorphate |
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AM Posts: 699 |
.4ngryToasters wrote ... first I remove my shirt, then I take some toilet paper (depending on what day of the month it is I either take 3 - 10 squares). If the number of squares I took is a prime number, I fold 3 and a half times. If the number of squares is a perfect square of another number I fold 2 times. I then wipe my ass from the left cheek to the right cheek, then repeat the process. I then take the toilet paper and stick it to the wall I LAWLed so hard when i read "left cheek to right cheek" |
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
emerican wrote ... stand, crumple, front to back. then repeat. i has a big ass doctorphate wrote ... stand, fold, bottom to top to start then final wipe is top to bottom How do you stand to wipe your ass? I mean... your ass cheeks are all squished together and I imagine it just makes a big smeared mess back there. |
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AM Posts: 699 |
you stand while kind of leaning forward... i dunno i cant wipe my ass while sitting cause im afraid ill smear shit all over my balls lol | ||
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
Registered Member #159
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
I'm a sit, fold or crumple, depends on my rush, and wipe both way, to make sure I get it all, and nothing on my balls. and toast already wins this thread. |
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| b4ndito |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Sit, crumple, front to back. Toast, thanks for waking me up with a laugh. |
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