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| 5 Dollar Holler |
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Registered Member #494
Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AMPosts: 381 |
kirby wrote ... Dear Five Dollar, I need to get laid, but girls seem to not like to be near me, even when im wearing my super cool "PWN3D" T-shirt. Any suggestions? Sincerely, Meat Beater Hi Beater, I was working at the Court Clerk's office today, and saw someone going through a metal detector with an all-black shirt that said in all lowercase courier new "hacker." For the love of Jesus, this is a problem in the real world. I have a good friend who i've only seen wear 3 shirts, all black, all game related. One says "gamer." another says "got frag?" and another says "frag the weak, hurdle the dead." I think the closest thing he's seen to a breast is on TV and anime to boot. If you ever want to come close to a vagina, stop yourselves and your friends from wearing these outfits in public. I'm against novelty shirts in general, but these especially are something best kept in the fireplace. Anally yours, $5 |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
Dear 5 dollar- I too have the same problem as meat beater, but girls dont seem to like the twinkees i try to sell them. Could the problem be my tiny penis? Sincerely, John Doe Edited Wed May 21 2008, 09:56PM |
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| Omni |
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terrible one
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PM Posts: 2682 |
now I know. and knowing is half the battle! 
Edited Thu May 22 2008, 02:46AM
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| memnoch |
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Registered Member #839
Joined: Sat Aug 18 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 204 |
That's fuckin awesome. | ||
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| Kirby |
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Registered Member #452
Joined: Fri Oct 06 2006, 07:14PMPosts: 600 |
I guaranty that i get more than you. | ||
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