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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Ok so... as we all know my mind works in strange, often drug induced, patterns. And occassionally I get to thinking (never good). Well the following statement, set off this train of mental invalidity. Rusty wrote ... did you at least get a good shave? So how do you (reading this) maintain your fuck stick/fuck box (yes girls can play too)? Do you shave? trim? Are you au naturale? If so how crazy is it? Do you do something cool that we haven't seen yet? (nair it into a shamrock or something) Let us know, spare no detail. Personally I'm a trimmer. I'll trim to the shortest setting with the guard on (I used to do it without the guard but don't like the bare metal moving pieces on my balls). This works well, it removes all the hair persay but leaves enough of a remainder to notice. Like 2000 grit sandpaper. Not that there's anything wrong with shaving your balls (and for girls I'm sure it's preferred that they shave). It's just not for me... man I shaved my balls once in high school on the advice of an idiot and let me tell you. Everything was going great right up until I had to come UP the front of the balls area... you know up the line towards pleasure mountain. Dude (and dudette) I fuckin nicked my ball and freaked out... It wasn't even like a deep cut but I freaked out and swore I'd never put a razor on my nuts ever again. The only downside to trimming down to the minimum is this and if you do it you know what I'm talking about. Right after you trim it you feel great, like a million bucks, dick flapping in the wind kind of feel. But around... 37 hours later you get a slight problem and it only lasts like a day. It's when the hair starts growing back but it's not quite long enough to bend and curl and it's not short enough not to notice. And it's like your balls all of a sudden became a tiny furry porcupine designed to anger itself and the bald guy riding it. God it's the most annoying feeling ever. So anyway, what do you do? |
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| Glas4d |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
corn rows. | ||
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| drunkirishmafia |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
parted down the middle | ||
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
i trim it then take a razor and shave it...with balls u stretch ur package and shave those hairs... | ||
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
Registered Member #159
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
I bic everything usually. Depends of the girl I guess. I know girls that like no hair for giving head, and I know girls that like a little hair for a clit tickle durring sex. I've gotten better reviews with the tickle, so usually I'll shave a week in advance to going out, then let it ride and trim if something becomes steady. the balls I always bic though, no matter what. Sometimes, if youre home alone, bic when youre shitting, it's easy if the sink is next to the toilet so you can rinse the blade, and use regular shaving cream if you're scared of razor burn, nothing special because those ones meant for the face (like gillette soothing or whatnot) usually cause a stinging/burning feel. But when I'm dating a girl, sometimes I like to fuck around, and I used my happy trail and pubes to shave an arrow going right to the base of my dick. |
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| Kool-Aid |
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Registered Member #815
Joined: Tue Jul 31 2007, 11:33PMPosts: 852 |
I use hair gel, and shape my pubes into shapes. One time, I made it into a mushroom patch. Took a lot of time. =3 |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Rusty wrote ... But when I'm dating a girl, sometimes I like to fuck around, and I used my happy trail and pubes to shave an arrow going right to the base of my dick. HAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!! I DO THAT TOO HAHAHAH! its so funny when your girl looks at you and see and arrow hahaha but i swear.... me and noskill talk alike, act alike, have the same ideas, feel the same way about girls, wipe our asses the same, live relatively close to eachother, and now..... we shave our balls/pubic region the same way... if your not my long lost brother, then i dont know what. We really need to go to the bar and pick up some bitches...lol Yea, i pretty much do everything noskill does. I give myself a crew-cut. As short as i can get it, cuz i nicked my sack once going to the bare skin.... and i started to bleed... i swore never to do it again. |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
I tried shaving before, but it was itchy as hell, so now I just trim to keep the jungle from growing wild. Ruskiy, you say you shave right? It's a general rule of thumb that every time you shave, your hair grows back twice as thick. You must be growing fricken trees down there by now cause pubes are pretty thick to begin with. Don't ever stop shaving whatever you do lol |
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| Postman |
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Registered Member #926
Joined: Sat Dec 01 2007, 07:20AMPosts: 253 |
im all natural. | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
I shave my patch into a giant B, for the start of my name, I give it to Quagmire for the awesome idea. | ||
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