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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

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scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

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Evilpig

Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-

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Evilpig

Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-

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gLiTch

Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.

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Zero

Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much

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Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

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unblock me so i can block you first

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How's firefighting?

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Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

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Wu-banga

Sat Aug 05 2006, 07:53PM

Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561

left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the
bottom
I sent two PM's back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem in the servers or something...
Sometimes I make typos when I type too fast
But anyways, forget it, what's been up man, how's your
fat ass?
Im kinda big too, I look like a pregnant mother
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm-a call her? I'm-a
name her BubbleGoosey.
I heard about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend go emo over some bitch who blocked him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
biggest fan.
I even wasted my time making a parody of 'Stan'
I got a harddrive full of your posts and your pictures,
man.
I like the time you were in a porn too, that stuff got me
banned.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, PM me back, just to
chat
Truly yours, Wu, your biggest fan.

CHORUS *sung* like the chorus in Stan

"My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I registered
at all
the pop-up ads cloud up my windows and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be spam, but your picture
as my wallpaper
reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so baaad. "

Dear Alex, Mr. "I dont care about my users"
This'll be the last package I ever send you, loser.
It's been six months and still no word. don't I
deserve it?
I know you got my last two PMs, I wrote the
addresses on 'em perfect.

So this is my soundclip I'm sending you. I hope you
hear it.
I'm cutting myself now, while listening to Green Day.
Hey Alex, "I wrote about it on the frontpage, ya dare me to
do it?"
You know that song by Simple Plan called "How could this happen to me?"?
About the guy who could have stopped a car accident
But didn't? Then they sing about it all while they crash in slow motion?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me
from cutting.
Now it's too late. I'm crazy now, an emo.

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or PM.
I hope you know I broke the rules of FTC, all of
them.
I love you Alex, we could have been together. Think
about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you
dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you
scream about it.
I hope your tastebuds die and you can't
eat without me.
See Alex, {screaming} shut up bitch, I'm trying to
get banned
Hey Alex, that's my girlfriend screaming on the webcam.
But I didn't slit her throat, I made her watch me, see
I ain't like you.
'Cause if she watches, she'll suffer more, and want
to die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm bleeding to death now.
Oh crap, I forgot, how am I supposed to post this thing
out?

________________From Alex: To Wu

Dear Wu, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just
been napping.
Well...thats really a lie, I've been fapping (jerkin!)
Look, I'm sure your daughter will be
a lovely child.
And here's an autograph for your brother: I wrote it
AbortedFetus style.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at FTPR, I must have
just missed you
If I saw you, I would hug you and would kiss you
And I hope you dont think that porn stuff is true
You dont really think any girl would bang me, do you?
You got some issues, Wu, I think you need some
counselin'
To help your mind. And wear a bra, to stop you're tits from bouncin'.
And what's this stuff about us meant to be together?
The last person to say that was Mugens mother
I really think you and your girlfriend need each
other.
Or maybe you just need to enlarge your penis.
Then there'll be a real connection between us
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin'
just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you,
but Wu
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I just
want you to pay for my servers again
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff.
I seen this one thing on the news a couple weeks ago
that made me sick.
Some dude cut his wrists and tied his girlfriend up
And she had to watch and she was a DD cup!
And they found a tape in his CPU
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you.
O SNAP!

Eminem Parody FTW!

D/L Eminem - Stan
if you don't get it

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Edited Sun Aug 06 2006, 12:56AM

Kate

Sat Aug 05 2006, 08:01PM

Registered Member #200 Joined: Thu Apr 13 2006, 10:34PM
Posts: 259

Funnay!

Wu-banga wrote ...

Sometimes I make typos when I type too fast
But anyways, forget it, what's been up man, how's your
fat ass?

Hehe.

Kalibur

Sat Aug 05 2006, 08:16PM

Registered Member #101 Joined: Thu Dec 29 2005, 01:04AM
Posts: 578

!amazed

OMG........ i should have done this

Wu that is the funnest thing you have ever posted.... your my hero

I you wu

Noname|Boom

Sat Aug 05 2006, 08:23PM

That one guy...

Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
Posts: 2603

lmao, rofl, lmao, *crying in laughter*

yourdroid

Sun Aug 06 2006, 05:10AM

Registered Member #36 Joined: Thu Dec 01 2005, 06:12PM
Posts: 214

step one- find hooker
step two- fuck hooker
step three- find a girlfreind and save the money

seriously you have too much time dude.... lol

good though