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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
The following is a live(ish) dary of what I went through today while getting my motorcycle permit 2:50 - I'm kinda hungry, but I think I'll skip eating for now or else I won't get to the rmv before they stop doing permit tests 2:55 - (getting in car) man I'm so excited, after I get my permit, I'm just one step away from having my motorcycle. I can barely wait I've taken countless practice tests online, did 3 days worth of studying for this, I'm sooo ready. Bring it on rmv 3:15 - (arriving at rmv) ahh good, I got a spot close to he door, can't be too bad today. I'm still very excite! 3:16 - got my cue ticket, looks like I'm C448... ahh good their already on C444, this should take no time at all (sits down in a less than comfortable bench probably designed by a person with a severe case of scoliosis). Wow there's a clerk here that's actually smiling today, this is going to be no sweat. 3:20 - (noticing the electronic billboard spewing out propaganda and numbers for shithead lawyers) reading to myself "Today's news: In Baghdad, life starts to resume normality as citizens return to the city. Fans cheer at a local soccer game and people visit the zoo to see it's newest addition... two tiger cubs who playfully wrestle with each other" HA BULLSHIT! Georgian troops have been pulled from their posts on insurgion smuggling routes to fend off the Russians. There is no way that conditions aren't heating up again, if not at their worst right now. Oh well, they just called C445 and 446, it won't be long now till I get away from this brainwashing. 3:47 - WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS FUCKING SHIT. COME ON COME ON COME ON. THEY JUST CALLED 20 FUCKING A'S 13 B'S AND 9 D'S BUT THEY HAVEN'T CALLED ANY MORE C'S SINCE C446. THERE'S NO WAY THE FUCKING TEST IS THAT HARD. WHEN I FIND THE FUCKER WHO'S HOLDING UP THIS GOD DAMN CUE I'LL TEAR HIS ASS APART IN THE PARKING LOT THEN STRANGLE HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH HIS OWN INTESTINES! RAWWWWRWRRWRRWRWRWRWRRWRWRWRW 3:49 - (screams and sounds of a million chimps shitting at once can be heard in my head) 3:50 - (Two people leave the testing room and C447 gets called up) THANK GOD, I'll finally get called soon. And It's a good thing too, cause they stop doing tests at 4:00 3:58 - FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (my number C448 is called) Phew... (gets up, goes to desk and hands over paper work. Take a vision test; I already had one a week ago when I renewed my license, but I'm not going to make a big deal about it, this will all be over with soon) 4:00 - (a piece of paper prints out. The clerk changes her attitude, as if she's getting ready to do battle) "I'm sorry sir, but you have been denied to take the permit test." WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I have an idea what this is about, but that issue should be resolve, I got my driving privilege in NH back last week, paid the reinstatement fee, and even renewed my license in MA without a hitch. (I ask the clerk why, trying to hold back the shitting chimps again. She tells me I have two unpaid tickets in NH, which is impossible cause I haven't driven there since I LOST MY LICENSE!) 4:02 - I walk over to the small claims devision of the rmv to see what this is about. In my hands is the piece of paper (that I just want to shove down that *c-word*'s throat). On it is literally alpha-numeric gibberish, a couple of MM/DD/YYYY's that I'm assuming should have my suspension and reinstatement dates on it, but are mysteriously missing, and big red print that says "PERMIT REQUEST DENIED." I lost my license for 3 months because I drove my 21 year old friend to the liquor store so he could pick up some booze for himself. I got pulled over and charged with possession of alcohol because it was my car and I was only 20 at the time. 4:03 - I get to the small claims devision which is empty and has two clerks open, only to find out I have to fill out more paperwork before I can even talk to them. I fill out the paperwork sit down, the clerk highlights a section of code and tells me this is the number I have to call to solve my problem.... great, you couldn't have just pointed that out to me without the paperwork? Whatever, I hope an arsonist takes a fancy to this place... 4:16 - I walk out of the office to make the call, but don't go outside so I get locked out of the now closed rmv. I call and get a busy signal... great I can't even make a phone call without waiting in another cue. Apparently the number is to someone's (may I stress one) desk in NH who's sole purpose is to deal with angry people all day, who are being denied something. what a way to make a living. After about 50 attempts to call this mystery person, I decide to cut my losses, save my cell phone minutes, and tell hat clerk to go fuck himself, I'll come back tomorrow. 4:25 - I go back to the office. The clerk is busy now with some nutjob explaining why he was pointing a gun at someone and how it wasn't his fault. personally I'm afraid to be in the same room as this guy; but to make matters worse, I have to go to the other clerk now who's playing dumb, and re-explain my situation. She takes a look at the paper and tells me it's for a DUI, and I'll probably be losing my license in MA for a year... WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTT???? (chimps shitting full blast) 4:27 - That's it, last straw, I'm done. I grab my stack of paperwork and ID's and storm out of the place having accomplished nothing but a DUI. I go to the gym and pound on the heavy bag for about an hour. my knuckles are swollen and cracked by the time I'm done morel of the story: RMV's can turn a totally non-violent, kind person into a disgruntled postal worker in less than a day. Let's see GTA even try that. Sorry I have to go cut down a tree now. I want to hear it scream. Edited Tue Aug 26 2008, 02:53AM |
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
thats the rmv. | ||
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
You had a DUI? Or did they make that up. | ||
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
WHy more people don't go on shooting rampages in the RMV is beyond me... But this reminds me, I got a DUI in RI but am still driving in MA. I wonder when MA is gonna find out about that... and what they'll do when they do... hmm |
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
wtf? where did the dui come from? | ||
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
NO NO NO... I never had a DUI anywhere. there's a glitch in the system that I have to resolve. Meanwhile this person I have to call can only be reached during business hours, which means I'll have to call while I'm at work | ||
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| Glas4d |
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
Reaaaly toasters. | ||
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
damn bro..feel ur pain | ||
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| 3stripeninja |
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Owned lol | ||
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| SHIT SON! |
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Joined: Thu Jul 17 2008, 04:13AMPosts: 85 |
RMV is so lame. And that license suspension is too. Did it happen in NH? Cause I thought Mass had a law that 18 + can legally transport alcohol? | ||
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