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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
emerican wrote ... its not just that he stole my friends girl though. this kids been a bitch for as long as i can remember. complains about everything. I think that constitutes the right to beat the shit out of him.. Heres the gLiTch checklist: 1. Say hi to him, greet him friendly, then soccer kick him in the nuts when hes not paying attention. 2. While laughing your ass off, proceed to loudly claim WHY you did this vile act to him. 3. After he screams in anguish how much his balls hurt, get on your knees and apologize to throw him off guard again. 4. While on your knees, wait for a clean shot and slam your fist into his diaphragm. This will knock the air out of his lungs so he cant breath for 45 seconds. 5. Get up, say some gangsta shit, and then proceed to stomp the hell out of him for 20-30 seconds while repeatedly screaming WHY hes getting a beat down. 6. Get an adult to buy you a 6-pack of tallboys, and sit in your basement with friends joking about how the lil fag got his ass beat. Edited Wed Mar 26 2008, 05:08PM |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
yeah but then hed know who did it phate. if i send him viruses and shit hed have no idea and i could keep doing it and hed still be clueless | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
EMERICAN! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! THE BEST PART ABOUT REVENGE IS HAVING THE PERSON KNOW WHO AND WHY THEY'RE GETTING FUCKED OVER/ASS BEAT/ARRESTED/KILLED! Damnit man, don't you realize what you're trying to do? Or are you just totally clueless? Why would you want to fuck someone over and not have them know you did it??? How would you even know if it worked or not!? What are you gonna do be like "Hey... Kevin... hehe... hehe... can I uh... use your computer?... uhhh.... hehe...." Quit being a fuckin fag and deal with this shit like a professional. |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
You need to watch Resevoir Dogs. | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
1) Create a quick fake email that cannot be traced to you. 2) Send a message to him claiming "here are the naked pictures of *said girlfriend*, there are no other copies, so if you want to see them, or delete and this message, go right ahead. But just look at them first... you wont regret it. In fact, it might even change your relationship." 3) He'd be too curious to NOT look, and if your virus is good enough, Yahoo wont detect it, or whatever other EP. Send one real one of her so he DLs that first, and says, oh well these arent so bad. So he WANTS to DL the rest. 4) after sending a real picture, rename the virus something like *girl's name* nude128. IE: JenniferNude849203. 5) After message is sent, delete it from your sent folder, and block his email address. 6) after a week or a certain ammount of time that you KNOW he got the virus, delete the Email account, and delete the registeries from your computer that they can use as evidence. Your only problem is, you still need a virus to send him  I'd say start googling such a thing, but I have no idea if it would fuck your computer or not. What I always used to do is download porn that I knew had a virus, DL it to quarantine so it couldnt fuck my computer, then just send it to whoever over AIM. But... now I have a porn virus so I stopped doing that a while ago  proof:  notice the like 6 copies of it, yeah, I cant delete any of them and every program I have wont delete it. so I just have it... sitting there.... doing nothing... I cant even watch the video anymore. That's what pisses me off. If im gonna have a porn virus I cant get rid of, I at least want to keep watching it. but noooooooo |
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Registered Member #390
Joined: Sat Aug 19 2006, 03:10AMPosts: 81 |
steal his comp and kick it or something leet noob oh i got it put twinkies in it! |
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Registered Member #716
Joined: Tue May 22 2007, 02:14AMPosts: 202 |
My ex-friend stole my ex-girlfriend, what'd I do? I fucked with his head for three months straight and made him paranoid to the point where he barely left his house. |
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
i like the keylogger idea.. you can really have some fun with all his pw's... i mean reallly have some fun lol | ||
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| Skull Fracture |
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Registered Member #820
Joined: Fri Aug 03 2007, 06:57AMPosts: 417 |
Skull Fracture wrote ...
Arbitrage wrote ... Just fucking beat his ass if you have a problem with him. |
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
but i do agree with no... the point of getting back at someone is letting them know that YOU got them back and rocked their fuckin face off.. its time to whoop some ass son.. | ||
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