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Registered Member #121
Joined: Thu Jan 05 2006, 05:38AMPosts: 149 |
I was going to add a couple more, but i just thought they were funny, not really related to this. My first one was after havin sex with a girl you picked up, you say "owned". The second one was, at the moment of busting, you bust on her face and say "boom headshot!" lmao. |
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| LiquidCreek42 |
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I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status.
Registered Member #382
Joined: Thu Aug 10 2006, 11:16PMPosts: 150 |
Bleek laf! Number 8 is awesome. And who hasn't tried #29  (Equipped with donuts) #41- But being first person and knifed by KD
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Registered Member #381
Joined: Wed Aug 09 2006, 08:21PMPosts: 405 |
42- in school when you fail a test you to the principal and say the teacher hacked. 43- while in the bathroom you contimplate cs stratagies 44 while in the bathroom you think about a hot spray you saw 45 when you go shopping for fruit you think its a nade and act like a moron 46 when you vist family you tell your friends your having a clan lan party 47 when you saw the kenedy assisination you screamed BOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT in front of every one.. then sulked away to prison for ebing a terrorist 48 whena terrorist you scream durka durka 49 the cia has a wire tap on you cause you keep talking about how fun it is being a terrorist 50 the cia arrested you for planning a terrorist bombing 51 your ipod has cs sneaking sounds to hear what weapon tehy are sneaking with them 52 you read number 40 and agreed with it 53 you remember your first cs server's name 54 you ttyped up over 10 responses to this lsit 55 you believe that when jesus goes on the server that the apacolopse has come 56 your a admin on any server 57 you have linux installed 58 you know what linux is 59 you bought a radeon to play hl2 60 you got 2 computers to play cs 61 you actually play on those 2 computers at the same time to say boom headshot once for 2 different head shots. 62 your bored and wrote over 20 things to this list. |
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
 We're kind of messing up the numbers here, so I think someone should edit this into a Readme file and post it here so ppl can view it when we've got enough posts. <<<>>>EDIT<<<>>> I'm working on it, it'll take me a while to edit the typing/caps, etc. so i'll get to it tommorow (it's 8:41 right now)  btw, I've only got 88, so I'll put some more in myself, and I need more people to post here please! 
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| mugen_power |
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Registered Member #121
Joined: Thu Jan 05 2006, 05:38AM Posts: 149 |
yeah rainman, messed up, no one caught that. But whatever, not that hard to count. 62) When you go out and see a name brand of some sort, and think "I should use that as my in-game name" 63) When you proposly go on porn sites, just so you can have it as a spray. |
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Registered Member #121
Joined: Thu Jan 05 2006, 05:38AM Posts: 149 |
Alright everyone, i put it all together, and this is what we have in total, counted properly. I know noname is working on it, but he can put up a new post with all 101 1) You refuse to have sex becouse you have to go to the "office". 2) You make 400+ posts in a week. 3) You consider "surfing" your sport. 4) You can name every single forum member in 2.7 seconds. 5) When your mom/wife/gf/bf pull open the blinds in the morning you scream "WTF?OMG! TEAMFLASH!" 6) When this is you're home page. 7) When you're stuck behind fat people on the street you scream "CTs STOP CAMPING!"  You bring a knife to gym class becouse you thin "it will make you run faster".9) When you make a thread called "101+ Signs you play too much FT.."Feel free to add on, our goal is 101! 10) When youre so bored you make a video of you and your friends shooting eachother with airsoft guns and pretending its counter strike. 11) You take the time to read a post about 101 signs you play too much fish tank 12) You reply to that post to add on 13) This thread actually makes it to 101 signs 14) You use radio commands in real life 15) You've had a CS airsoft scrimage complete with hostages 16) You remodle your house to look more like office 17) You own at least one T-shirt that makes some sort of reference to CS 18) If you were asked to surf in real life, you'd strap on some combat boots, put on a helmet and a face mask 19) You buy a catheter and an iv drip so you never have to go on those annoying bathroom breaks that take you away from gaming 20) In real life, you refer to yourself as your screen name 21) your desktop wallpaper is a screenshot from CS 22) You invite your right hand to a date with Wu's cousin posts. 23) When a hot girl walks up to you saying "Hey, wanna see the many ways I can twist my tounge?" you respond "Can't be distracted by sprays" and walk away. 24) You've actually got every Fish Tank admin's Xfire. 25) When you come home from a LONG vacation, the first thing you do is log onto fishtankclan.com or go on one of the servers. 26) Your computer table has become your new dining room table. 27) You refuse to leave the house unless it's a trip to best buy to get an upgrade for your PC. 28) You review scrims and demo's on your computer to see mistakes you might;ve made. 29) When away from css too long you re-enact battles with pinecones; complete with radio commands "Fire in the hole" 30) When someone says something you don't like you mutter "C 8" The radio command for..."Negative" 31) When in wal-mart or other shopping centers, buildings, you pretend that other shoppers are your enemies, and go through radio commands so your team can cut him down. 32) When you try to sneak your way around the house, pretending its counter strike. 33) When you plan to rob someones house using CS method but with a airpellet gun. 34) When you try to eat and play at the same time. 35) When you go to a new built area at night, and re-enact counter strike methods, and good sniping areas. 36) If a war ever broke out, you wonder if these CS skills would actually work. 37) Half you hours on CS time are in Spec and you actually sit there and watch. 38) You make an excuse to your girlfriend to play CS, unless you know your going to get laid that night. 39) When you sit in spec and try to make new stratagies on how to kill the enemy. 40) when you try to create new spots for knife kills. 41) when you say 'owned' for any other situation besides in CS. 42) When you use you camera flash as a flashbomb. 43) You've had nightmares of you getting VAC banned 44) Your goal in life is to get ranked 1 on all Fish Tank servers 45) (if you haven't already got admin) Dreamed about getting admin 46) Your only friends in life are in Fish Tank 47) You have actually taken a screenshot of you or someone else pwning on CSS 48) You can actually name all the CS lingo, example: Scrim, h4x, pwned, rofl, etc. 49) You keep track of your hours on all Fish Tank servers per-day 50) ACTUALLY preffered CSS more than PORN 51) When you slap someone on the face, you run around yelling, "BOOM HEADSHOT" 52) When your mom/dad, etc. grounds you, you start yelling frantically like you're have a seizure, yell, "OMG HACKS!" 53) In school when you fail a test you to the principal and say the teacher hacked. 54) while in the bathroom you contimplate cs stratagies 55) while in the bathroom you think about a hot spray you saw 56) when you go shopping for fruit you think its a nade and act like a moron 57) when you vist family you tell your friends your having a clan lan party 58) when you saw the kenedy assisination you screamed BOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT in front of every one.. then sulked away to prison for ebing a terrorist 59) whena terrorist you scream durka durka 60) the cia has a wire tap on you cause you keep talking about how fun it is being a terrorist 61) the cia arrested you for planning a terrorist bombing 62) your ipod has cs sneaking sounds to hear what weapon tehy are sneaking with them 63) you read number 40 and agreed with it 64) you remember your first cs server's name 65) you ttyped up over 10 responses to this lsit 66) you believe that when jesus goes on the server that the apacolopse has come 67) your a admin on any server 68) you have linux installed 69) you know what linux is 70) you bought a radeon to play hl2 71) you got 2 computers to play cs 72) you actually play on those 2 computers at the same time to say boom headshot once for 2 different head shots. 73) your bored and wrote over 20 things to this list. 74) When you go out and see a name brand of some sort, and think "I should use that as my in-game name" 75) When you proposly go on porn sites, just so you can have it as a spray. 76) But being first person and knifed by KD |
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| Angry Leprechau |
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Uber Luchador
Registered Member #189
Joined: Sun Apr 02 2006, 04:16AMPosts: 345 |
77) When you get in a fight and say "Alright Bitch, HAX ON!" 78) You think about what your going to say to your fellow fishtankers when you get back from your crap. 79) When you keep coming back for more of teh Leprechaun. |
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