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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
2nd kiss you've ever had? I take it you're a virgin? I would bail if I were you, you're in over your head. You're dealing with a very complex and difficult situation/person. I like to call this particular situation "normal" and this type of girl "typical". However due to your ineptness (lack of experience really) you're putting alot of thought into this. Here's some key points: 1) She's a whore. I would not be surprised if you're the 3rd guy she's had over this week for "movies". I also wouldn't be surprised if they all didn't fuck her, lord knows you could have. 2) You have moral conscience? Not good. This will not give you the mental fortitude needed to grasp the concept behind "being a whore" and conversely "fucking a whore". 3) On the flipside, this is a prime opportunity to get some much needed experience. Use this as a practice session, think of it as practice, do not invest anything deeper than superficial emotion (laughing, anger, etc.), you will get burned hard which may send you into a deep dark pit of insecurity. 4) Did I mention she's a whore? (seriously invites a guy over for a movie and then initiates a make out session when she has a boyfriend) You could of at least gotten a blow job off her... you gotta up the kino in that situation, rub her body, back, arms, neck, head, thighs, legs, tits, ass, girls are very sensual and like to be touched. 5) Do not listen to any of these idiots who are telling you to get into a relationship with this girl. Unless you want her inviting random dudes over and making out with them when you're away on vacation. 6) SHE IS A WHORE AND NOT RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL. SHE'S CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TRY TO FUCK HER AND NOW SHE THINKS YOU'RE GAY OR YOU THINK SHE'S UGLY. Seriously... trust me. |
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Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
NoSkill, me and Buddha are in 5th grade if that helps at all | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Kcow wrote ... NoSkill, me and Buddha are in 5th grade if that helps at all lololol |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
lolwut? | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Kcow wrote ... NoSkill, me and Buddha are in 5th grade if that helps at all X_X Oh, and Noskill wrote ... 2) You have moral conscience? Not good. Right on the money. I was cursed with a conscience and i hate it to this day. It will cloud your judgement with certain things. Take it from me, its bad. |
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
Kcow wrote ... NoSkill, me and Buddha are in 5th grade if that helps at all I just laughed so fucking hard. Thanks NoSkill. You gave me a lot to think about. |
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Joined: Sat Aug 19 2006, 03:10AMPosts: 81 |
Hit it and quit it she sounds like a whore... Probably is. Don't waste time on her you will want that time back.. Gl to you bro | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
No stop thinking. STOP thinking. No more thinking. Thinking = bad when it comes to women, cause you're going to sit there and try to work through the situation logically. Then you're going to realize women are irrational creatures who do not adhere to the laws of logic and you're going to try and think through it ILLogically. This is just going to fuck you (a logical creature) up to the point where you dwell on it. You're going to strategize and formulate plans to achieve your goals (whatever they may be, it's irrelevant really) and then you're going to attempt to execute them. Only to watch them get blown back in your face like so much piss into the wind. So what do you do? Pray tell WHAT DO YOU DO? First of all, let it go. I know this is counterintuitive, but the only way to deal with this successfully is to not care. To literally not give a shit about the outcome, is the only way ensure high odds on achieving the desired outcome. (a dilemna, as "desired" often indicates "caring") The only way to do that is to determine what your desired outcomes are for ANY interaction you may have with members of the opposite sex. Remove yourself from this particular scenario and ask yourself. Self? What is it you want from women and your interactions with them? Be specific. Common answers include; someone to talk to and share my feelings with, someone to fuck, someone to suck my dick while I drink beer and watch sports, a companion and life partner, just a normal friend who's easier on the eyes and smells nicer than my male friends, etc etc. Remember, these desires/wants/needs, are in complete isolation of any specific relationship or potential conquest. This is called goal setting, and obtaining direction. So now, we stumble into your fucked up little conundrum. Hottie A shows interest in you, you (having goals) reciprocate said interest (with goals primarily in the forefront of your mind). Interest goes well, make out ensues, closure is then obtained. Either with the success of said goals or failure of said goals. Now... obviously this all doesn't occur in one 3 hour window (unless you're good like me). But you should never find yourself floating and you should NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER I MEAN GODAMNIT NEVER EVER EVER FUCK HOW DO I SAY THIS MORE FORCEFULLY CAPS DO NOT DO THIS JUSTICE, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let the girl lead you. Ever. And you did... I would not be at all surprised if she decides that she is no longer interested in you. Or if she starts acting weird around you. The only way to avoid this is to set some goals for yourself (in terms of relations with women) and make sure you stick to them, don't settle for less and don't aspire for more. That's enough for now because I wonder how much you're actually absorbing and would love to hear how the scenario develops. Just remember, don't go to her, let her come to you, if she doesn't come to you, forget it you shouldn't care. And if you do care and it does bother you, add "proactively pursues relationship" to your list of goals and chalk her up as incompatible due to her not. |
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PM Posts: 1085 |
Alright, I don't normally take the douche path, but since being nice and thoughtful hasn't gotten me anywhere I will try it out. I am guessing you are telling me this because you've been in the same situation? I'd like to hear about that. |
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Hi
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Joined: Thu Jun 15 2006, 01:55AMPosts: 888 |
Noskill, I feel like I might hate you. | ||
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