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Registered Member #301
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I'm in desperate need of help, everyone. I have such horrible, horrible problems, that I feel like my only way out of it might be to create this thread. I'll start from the beginning. Four months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend because she was an annoying bitch, and I haven't been the same since. I'm not being constantly bothered or bitched at for everything anymore. I just feel like I can't handle the freedom or happiness that comes with not being in a horrible relationship. Furthermore, I haven't had sex in almost a week, and I just feel like a total loser because of it. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? And if that's not enough of a problem for me to deal with, I'm also complete drug addict. I smoke cannabis multiple times per day, and a pack of newports a day. I've done cocaine, heroine, lysergic acid diethylamide, psilocybin, alpha-Methyltryptamine, 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-Iodophenethylamine, 4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamine, dextromethorphan, ketamine, methylphenidate, amphetamine, 3,4-Methylenedioxyamphetamine, clonazepam, lorazepam, alprazolam, tramadol, hydrocodone, oxycodone, salvia divinorum, nitrous oxide, gamma-hydroxybutyrate, gamma-Butyrolactone, 5-methoxy-diisopropyltryptamine, ethanol, adrafinil, and modafinil. Yet, I can't help but love drugs and all of the things they do to me. Unfortunately, they're not ruining my life or hurting me in any serious way! Some advice, please! How can my life suck!?!?!?!? I know this thread will bring me the answer. |
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Marijuana causes spinal cord damage if injected into the spine. The more you know | ||
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I'm pretty sure you only have a short term, gratification view of life. This might be your problem. | ||
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I haven't had sex in 17 years and i'm kind of alright with it. | ||
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You could always have a shitty dead end job making 30k a year. Edited Fri Apr 24 2009, 04:12AM | ||
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Be best friends with Slick. | ||
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Joined: Thu Jun 15 2006, 01:55AM Posts: 888 |
NoSkill wrote ... You could always have a shitty dead end job making 30k a year. THAT'S IT! All I need to do to be unhappy is drop out of school! Perfect! Thanks everyone! |
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Amped wrote ... NoSkill wrote ... You could always have a shitty dead end job making 30k a year. THAT'S IT! All I need to do to be unhappy is drop out of school! Perfect! Thanks everyone! Would highly suggest you didn't take this route in your life, Amped. |
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Maddogme wrote ...
Amped wrote ... NoSkill wrote ... You could always have a shitty dead end job making 30k a year. THAT'S IT! All I need to do to be unhappy is drop out of school! Perfect! Thanks everyone! Please be better at recognizing satire? Would highly suggest you didn't take this route in your life, Amped. |
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