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Joined: Thu Jun 15 2006, 01:55AMPosts: 888 |
this morning, at about 10 AM, i woke up with a priority one urge to vomit. i scrambled out of bed to my trash can, and allowed reverse peristalsis to take place. after several waves of liquid dinner and stomach acid were dumped into my trash can, i stood up and sat in my desk chair. i had a cigarette, then a drink of water, then a piece of NEW! TRIDENT XTRA CARE GUM. then i went back to bed. now i feel better. the end. | ||
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Amped wrote ... NEW! TRIDENT XTRA CARE GUM. I always chew this 24/7. my dentist said it's good for yr teeth. |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
pics or it didn't happen. 
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Registered Member #301
Joined: Thu Jun 15 2006, 01:55AM Posts: 888 |
Syntax wrote ... pics or it didn't happen. my cat saw. he was confused. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
you and your cat... I wonder | ||
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I have no witty comment on this. | ||
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
I puked today also from a long night of drinking, except mine came around noon at work, so I went out back and puked behind a shrub. I don't think anyone saw. | ||
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
NoSkill wrote ... I puked today also from a long night of drinking, except mine came around noon at work, so I went out back and puked behind a shrub. I don't think anyone saw. I was on my first break on sunday and threw up in our smoking pit. Luckily nobody was around because it was pretty rough. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
I drank so much last wednesday that i had literally a 21 hour hangover with a sour stomach and a pounding headache. No medicine or pick-me-up drinks could cure me. Hangover from hell. I couldnt walk, stand, or eat. I lost 5 pounds in one day. I stopped drinking wednesday night (thursaday morning) at 330, had my friend drive me home, i fell asleep at 4am, and had to wake up for work at 615. My buddy woke me up. I stumbled out of bed, tripped over his guitar, flew face first into the bathroom floor and passed out. He picked me up and told me to GET THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO TO WORK! I fell down the stairs. I got up and the house was spinning soooooo fast. I took a big shit, and then called in sick. I went back to sleep and woke up at 2 in the afternoon... STILL DRUNK! I took more advils and pepto for my bleeding stomach and woke up at 5. I was no longer drunk, but i felt like i got a Chuck Lidell spinning back fist to the face, and a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the stomach. I chanted, "Im never drinking again!" The following night i went to this house party and did it all over again. The night after i did it again...lol. God i love being 21. |
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